Fitlump invaded my Twitter feed

[UTCzech III 2907]

Just saw a pic of her getting interview by one of the news channels for the 10pm news, that should be fun.  jesus.

 

Edit:  well fuck, never hit reply, maybe somebody saw it...

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Well him and Lance Armstrong, and probably Scott Fisher. 

Fuck.

[F250 28777]

When you see friends and family Tweeting about Fitlump but don't want to admit having knowledge of her existence.

[General Specific 3262]

Umm, hell naw.  Nope.

X,X,X

[General Specific 3262]

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[Buffsoldier 1895]

France. She comes from France. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

MIBS! 

/caps

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Harvard, going to Harvard !

[Girdwood 118]

Member when she ran for city council lololololololzzz

[NorthLoop 14214]

5 hours ago, Girdwood said:

Member when she ran for city council lololololololzzz

[El Diablo 4232]

What ever happened to her besties, Quagmire and Giraffe Boy? Oh the stories those two could tell.

[RDCanecutter 26446]

I hope her arm got better.

[Tom 2959]

Whatever happened to her friend Ricky who takes too many pictures while lifting weights?  Wasn't that thread what brought her to TOS?  He ever get paroled? 

[RDCanecutter 26446]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

Whatever happened to her friend Ricky who takes too many pictures while lifting weights?  Wasn't that thread what brought her to TOS?  He ever get paroled? 

Probably halfway through seminary by now.

[NorthLoop 14214]

I think he did get out 

[Hornius Emeritus 12466]

 

[demos 3003]

X,X,X

You wouldn’t do Ron Paul? You commie bastard.

[77horn 216]

[Jerry Callo 8704]

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

And if you need a haircut, you'd better find someone with a fucking license.  #compassion

[Thetexashammer 1062]

More like Fatlump nowadays.

[RPM 26322]

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If only more people thinked this way.

Haaarvaaad.

[SquishMitten 10408]

heyzeus kristo i hate twitter. 
i say it all the time but twitter, instagram, and facebook give idiots bullhorns to shout their stupidity to the world.  why the fuck is TDLR even responding?  dont they have better things to do like ticketing kids with lemonade stands?

What? She tried to shame someone who was essentially doing community service. They’re obviously pointing out that she’s an idiot.

[Radical Larry 28628]

56 minutes ago, RPM said:

Haaarvaaad.

[Underdog 28692]

5 hours ago, 77horn said:

Gonna need more blue body paint. 

[Girdwood 118]

What a cumstain on society, this one. 

[HenryJames 66081]

[MissingInAction 25104]

On 9/21/2019 at 8:42 AM, 77horn said:

No, It does not. 

 

Edited September 22, 2019 by MissingInAction

[RDCanecutter 26446]

On 9/21/2019 at 8:42 AM, 77horn said:

Is that the Egyptian Book of the Dead behind her?

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

On 9/21/2019 at 11:44 AM, Thetexashammer said:

More like Fatlump nowadays.

 

 

[G650 14263]

Jesus.

[BlueGreySky 1012]

The absolute worst.

[Underdog 28692]

If that’s sweet tea, then I’m so hard I could hammer a 6 inch spike through a board. 

[El Diablo 4232]

On 9/19/2019 at 3:16 PM, 'stache said:

Didn't she market herself at some point as a social media expert or something? 

She was advising Antonio Brown but work has slowed down.

[Jhawk 1075]

what in the  fuck

[Jhawk 1075]

did she ever see Roman's penis?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

If that’s sweet tea, then I’m so hard I could hammer a 6 inch spike through a board. 

It's piss

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[Mr. Blutarsky 133]

Taking a quick and nauseating look at that twitter feed, she's running for city council again. May God have mercy on our souls.

[cactusflinthead 27599]

I'd sure like to see the numbers of time spent listening. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

I absolutely do not want to see her running lateral drills ever again.

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

On 9/21/2019 at 6:42 AM, 77horn said:

Didn't follow this much on tos, but certainly I can't be the first to see Beavis here, right?

[HenryJames 66081]

Apparently she’s now stealing from old people.

[El Diablo 4232]

If this were a documentary, which it sort of is, this is where I'd like to see interviews with people from her childhood. 

"Yeah, I kind of remember her. She was that kid that ate her boogers in front of other people. For money."

[Underdog 28692]

Last time I saw a throat like that was in The Exorcist.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

Spoiler

She's quickly morphed into Bastrop Face.

[markstanco 12577]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Apparently she’s now stealing from old people.

Didnt she steal/take something from her grandparents in Florida?

[American Swindle 102]

On 9/19/2019 at 11:44 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Umm, hell naw.  Nope.

That's irony as Ron Peezy is hardcore anti-regulation and anti-State which she seemed to be supporting in her tweet....okay, no cloakroom.  

[American Swindle 102]

I think maybe she's fed up with the homeless making themselves at home all over Austin and the overpasses...

[Fuck Tim Beck 3826]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Didnt she steal/take something from her grandparents in Florida?

A car if I remember correctly 

[F250 28777]

7 hours ago, El Diablo said:

If this were a documentary, which it sort of is, this is where I'd like to see interviews with people from her childhood. 

"Yeah, I kind of remember her. She was that kid that ate her boogers in front of other people. For money."

She has the potential to be the next Billy Mitchell. I read that the director of King of Kong said they had to heavily edit Billy Mitchell because his shitty personality was so over the top that he seemed like a made up character. Fitlump would definitely fall into that category.