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2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I keep imagining that guy behind them is actually holding a sword, and beheads her immediately after the pic.  

If that guy was homeless, there's a real chance. 

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3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

If you read her website she and fitlump are kindred souls.  

I'll believe you when you can show pictures of her tits, and a comment that basically says why not it isn't like she going to run for public office.

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5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

that blond has an absurdly massive box...fucking hell i bet it smells like dumpster juice.

Those are containment/shaping work out pants. See the ridge along her hips?

That garment was designed to hold a fupa in check. 

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On 3/4/2020 at 7:41 PM, MissingInAction said:

Those are containment/shaping work out pants. See the ridge along her hips?

That garment was designed to hold a fupa in check. 

Poof!  Like an opened can of biscuits. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

Well, disaster scientists are usually the first impacted.

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On 3/20/2020 at 7:13 AM, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

She probably already is host to enough creepy cooties that COVID-19 stays the f away.

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On 3/20/2020 at 7:13 AM, Wally Fairway said:

Seriously, who doesn't expect her to contract the virus and be the epicenter of some outbreak because she goes out in public?

I expect her to *contract* the virus because attention

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Posted (edited)
30 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

OK, someone explain to me who Fitlump is, and where did she get that name? Was she on Shaggy? What happened? I need the full story so I finally get the references

Her intro to Shaggy is one of the most random parts of the story. On Shaggy there was a thread about a guy Ricky who was ALWAYS taking pictures of himself at the gym and posting them to Facebook. Fitlump worked at the gym where Ricky was doing his amateur photography and stumbled on to Shaggy after googling him. Turns out fitlump sort of knew Ricky and he was constantly working out because he was going to pound me in the ass prison for child porn. Yes that’s her shaggy origin story. Wild!

She immediately loved the attention and it went somewhat positive for both sides. Then we figured out she lied about everything. Somewhere in that period she got a boob job and posted pictures. The rest is just a rotating list of failed endeavors(GamerGate reporter, football player, etc) and relationships (begging Lance Armstrong to destroy her throat, Romeo Rose). Just too much attention seeking and sadness to remember all of it and the exact details. 

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3 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Her intro to Shaggy is one of the most random parts of the story. On Shaggy there was a thread about a guy Ricky who was ALWAYS taking pictures of himself at the gym and posting them to Facebook. Fitlump worked at the gym where Ricky was doing his amateur photography and stumbled on to Shaggy after googling him. Turns out fitlump sort of knew Ricky and he was constantly working out because he was going to pound me in the ass prison for child porn. Yes that’s her shaggy origin story. Wild!

She immediately loved the attention and it went somewhat positive for both sides. Then we figured out she lied about everything. Somewhere in that period she got a boob job and posted pictures. The rest is just a rotating list of failed endeavors(GamerGate reporter, football player, etc) and relationships (begging Lance Armstrong to destroy her throat, Romeo Rose). Just too much attention seeking and sadness to remember all of it and the exact details. 

Wow. Now I get why y'all make fun of her. Was Fitlump her name on Shaggy?

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