#20 Washington @ BYU, 2:30 pm on ABC (ESPN2 back east)

[Jive Turkey 12568]

absolute joke.

[Beau Vine 54001]

Fuck that.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

I don’t understand what you can and can’t do in college football anymore. 

[Napoleon 8604]

Holy Fuck!

If that isn’t legal anymore , it should just be two-hand touch on the QB. 

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1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

I don’t understand what you can and can’t do in college football anymore. 

At byu you can do anal and it isn't sex so there's that. 

[Beau Vine 54001]

2 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

I don’t understand what you can and can’t do in college football anymore. 

Maybe the defense shouldn't wear helmets any more?

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Uw proving my anal theory.  

[Napoleon 8604]

Just now, pops said:

At byu you can do anal and it isn't sex so there's that. 

I did have some female students working in a call center I helped manage in Salt Lake City talk about how they liked anal. 

(I won’t spoil the fantasy by describing these ladies in detail.)

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Schmitty.... You got your wish.  They blitzed. TD. 

[mdmost 42865]

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Washington's uniform game is A+

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Ha!  I would use cougar tears for lube right now. 

[Beau Vine 54001]

Just now, pops said:

Ha!  I would use cougar tears for lube right now. 

There are plenty of them.  

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

I've said this before.  Do away with conference officials and go with a single pool of NCAA officials.  No team should have to beat both their opponent and their opponent's conference officials.  

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

1 minute ago, pops said:

Ha!  I would use cougar tears for lube right now. 

The salt would chafe your pinky-sized pecker.  

[Beau Vine 54001]

On 9/20/2019 at 2:14 PM, TeddyBearStallion said:

This has kind of turned into a little bit of a rivalry (atleast between fanbases).  

 

23 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

No.

No one from Washington gives a shit about your pathetic G5 program.  

Reminder.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

1 minute ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

I've said this before.  Do away with conference officials and go with a single pool of NCAA officials.  No team should have to beat both their opponent and their opponent's conference officials.  

I do agree about going away with conference officials. Not sure how it could be done, but it's past overdue. 

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1 minute ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

I've said this before.  Do away with conference officials and go with a single pool of NCAA officials.  No team should have to beat both their opponent and their opponent's conference officials.  

Yep. Officials fucking you. Per usual. If they were just fair you would be winning. 

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Reminder.

BYU's fanbase is bigger then your own.  

also, 1984.  

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1 minute ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

BYU's fanbase is bigger then your own.  

also, 1984.  

That huge fanbase can't even fill a 65k seat stadium. Hard strong. 

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

1 minute ago, pops said:

Yep. Officials fucking you. Per usual. If they were just fair you would be winning. 

Expecting you to be objective is expecting too much, I guess. 

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Just now, pops said:

That huge fanbase can't even fill a 65k seat stadium. Hard strong. 

Kind of hard to do when your school isn't committed to winning football games and the results on the field show it.  

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1 minute ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Kind of hard to do when your school isn't committed to winning football games and the results on the field show it.  

It's like playing cards with my brother's kids. 

[mdmost 42865]

Yale is doing terribly against Washington. 

[mdmost 42865]

7 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

BYU's fanbase is bigger than your own.  

also, 1984.  

FIFY.

Nothing like still blowing smoke about a win 35 years ago. Were you even alive then? 

Edited September 21, 2019 by mdmost

[Beau Vine 54001]

5 minutes ago, pops said:

That huge fanbase can't even fill a 65k seat stadium. Hard strong. 

Can you blame them for not wanting to watch thiis ass-beating?

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Can you blame them for not wanting to watch thiis ass-beating?

This game won't do shit for getting you in the CFP.  

[Girdwood 118]

Smitty needs another crowdsourcing 

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Just now, TeddyBearStallion said:

This game won't do shit for getting you in the CFP.  

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[Beau Vine 54001]

8 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

BYU's fanbase is bigger then your own.  

So is your underwear. 

 

And no one from Washington cares about 1984 after 1991.  

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Just now, Girdwood said:

Smitty needs another crowdsourcing 

What are we on... Sock number 10?

[Beau Vine 54001]

1 minute ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

This game won't do shit for getting you in the CFP.  

Zero cares. Washington's goal every year is to win the  Pac-12, which I realize is an entirely foreign concept to you, seeing as how you're not in the Pac-12 because no one wants you, and you're not even in a conference. 

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Zero cares. Washington's goal every year is to win the  Pac-12, which I realize is an entirely foreign concept to you, seeing as how you're not in the Pac-12 because no one wants you, and you're not even in a conference. 

They aren't a research 1 University. They would never be allowed in. But again, facts are hard for that fucking echo chamber to digest. 

[Beau Vine 54001]

23 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

I've said this before.  Do away with conference officials and go with a single pool of NCAA officials.  No team should have to beat both their opponent and their opponent's conference officials.  

What would you do without your built-in excuse for every BYU loss?

And who refs your rivalry game with UMass?  Who did you blame that loss on last year?

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Zero cares. Washington's goal every year is to win the  Pac-12, which I realize is an entirely foreign concept to you, seeing as how you're not in the Pac-12 because no one wants you, and you're not even in a conference. 

You obviously seem to care a whole lot.  

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

What would you do without your built-in excuse for every BYU loss?

And who refs your rivalry game with UMass?  Who did you blame that loss on last year?

At least this they still have a ..... Wait.... They have nothing to play for. Beat Idaho state I guess?  Beat Utah State for the 2nd time in the past 5 years maybe?  

Good job good effort. 

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Knee was down

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Just now, pops said:

At least this they still have a ..... Wait.... They have nothing to play for. Beat Idaho state I guess?  Beat Utah State for the 2nd time in the past 5 years maybe?  

Good job good effort. 

Losing to Oklahoma.... what is that like?

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

23 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

BYU's fanbase is bigger then your own.

If you count every Mormon carrying a temple recommend, and everyone baptized by proxy, maybe you're right.  Or maybe your not.  Or maybe go fuck yourself.

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Woah, I thought that was intercepted.  TD!!!!

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4 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Losing to Oklahoma.... what is that like?

Fuck if I'd know. 

[Beau Vine 54001]

5 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

You obviously seem to care a whole lot.  

That makes absolutely zero sense.  You're not even trying any more.  

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

If you count every Mormon carrying a temple recommend, and everyone baptized by proxy, maybe you're right.  Or maybe your not.  Or maybe go fuck yourself.

Why are you so prone to manifesting your weak mind?  Oh I know....

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2 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Woah, I thought that was intercepted.  TD!!!!

Yay!

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

That makes absolutely zero sense.  You're not even trying any more.  

You're obviously obsessedly butthurt about BYU and mormons.    At least your attempt at being conspicuous failed miserably. 

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

26 minutes ago, pops said:

That huge fanbase can't even fill a 65k seat stadium. Hard strong. 

BYU opened the deathstar against 0u and the 2 schools managed 75k announced attendance.  This massive fanbase shitty talks about doesn't exist.  Thieves had half that crowd, BYU managed 25k.  There are 100k brethren in North Texas.  Why didn't they show up?  Because Brethren does not equal BYU fan.  Unless you are shitty window cougar.

[mdmost 42865]

6 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Losing to Oklahoma.... what is that like?

Not being relevant in 35 years...what is that like?

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

That makes absolutely zero sense.  You're not even trying any more.  

in his mind, he is defeating you with supreme intellect.

he can punch! he can kick!

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

BYU opened the deathstar against 0u and the 2 schools managed 75k announced attendance.  This massive fanbase shitty talks about doesn't exist.  Thieves had half that crowd, BYU managed 25k.  There are 100k brethren in North Texas.  Why didn't they show up?  Because Brethren does not equal BYU fan.  Unless you are shitty window cougar.

And yet they brought 13k to Neyland Stadium 2 weeks ago.  

[Beau Vine 54001]

3 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

You're obviously obsessedly butthurt about BYU and mormons.    At least your attempt at being conspicuous failed miserably. 

You started this thread two days before the game and managed to mention me in the OP.  

Who is obssessedly butthurt again?