If you can't beat them...

[Goredho 17629]

@Brisketexan has posited ideas about how easy it would be to profit off the Trumpkins.  I would rather see the Dems win in 2020, but if they can't, I think its time to start taking his ideas to the next level.  If we have to be ruled by dipshits, we should at least be able to profiteer off their dipshittery, right?

My idea is simple.  Alibaba.com has Fender and Gibson guitar knockoffs made in China that can be bought in lots of 30 or more for about $100.  I will buy enough to be allowed to customize the logo and have the top's airbrushed.  These custom, highest quality guitars will be emblazoned with the images and symbols of Trump's transformation of America to its dullest potential.  These will then be marketed to the Lee Greenwood/Aggie demographic at $1000 apiece.

BEHOLD THE MAGANAUGHT!

[Pescado_Rojo 19559]

Throw the Nuge $100 of every purchase and he'd shoot a video for "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" playing one of these...

[Goredho 17629]

A social media campaign along those lines would be great.  You are now director of marketing, @Pescado_Rojo!

[RDCanecutter 26856]

Things to consider:

1. There's always room for one more "Molon Labe" in the design.

2. Daisy Dukes Cowgirl Boots like pink camo.

3. Customer service is key. Do you have a raspy truck-commercial voice that can trail off in a meaningful growl when talking about "SOME people..."? If not, start drinking straight whiskey.

4. Dream catchers over a Confederate Flag with wolves howling "Molon Labe." You can use that for free, Brother.

5. Call everybody Brother. In a creepy coded clannish way.

6. Get a PO Box. Do not ship from home, Brother.

7. Silver is expensive and subject to price swings, so appeal to the Precious Metals Survivalist customer with copper "ingots" that can be bartered for pocket copies of the Constitution once The Shit Hits The Fan. Stamp designs of titties, guns, dream-catchers, Confederate flags, and Molon Labe onto them. Extra points if you can pass them off as edible.

8. Work the phrase "once The Shit Hits The Fan" into every conversation, Brother.

9. You will sell some of these if Trump gets reelected. You will sell even more if a Democrat woman or... SOME people get elected....

Brother.

[Lagunamadre 1975]

I love how the the Trump crowd always creates caricatures of Trump for their products and memes depicting him as some slender body builder instead of the fat fuck that he actually is. Almost like they're a delusional crowd.  

[Incredulity 11861]

[Goredho 17629]

24 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Things to consider:

1. There's always room for one more "Molon Labe" in the design.

2. Daisy Dukes Cowgirl Boots like pink camo.

3. Customer service is key. Do you have a raspy truck-commercial voice that can trail off in a meaningful growl when talking about "SOME people..."? If not, start drinking straight whiskey.

4. Dream catchers over a Confederate Flag with wolves howling "Molon Labe." You can use that for free, Brother.

5. Call everybody Brother. In a creepy coded clannish way.

6. Get a PO Box. Do not ship from home, Brother.

7. Silver is expensive and subject to price swings, so appeal to the Precious Metals Survivalist customer with copper "ingots" that can be bartered for pocket copies of the Constitution once The Shit Hits The Fan. Stamp designs of titties, guns, dream-catchers, Confederate flags, and Molon Labe onto them. Extra points if you can pass them off as edible.

8. Work the phrase "once The Shit Hits The Fan" into every conversation, Brother.

9. You will sell some of these if Trump gets reelected. You will sell even more if a Democrat woman or... SOME people get elected....

Brother.

We have our director of product development.

Can we get Ted Nugent as a pitchman?

[atomheartbevo 90550]

I'm writing fanfic ebooks to sell on Amazon, about how the left is nothing but socialists hell-bent on destroying this country.

[Goredho 17629]

I'm trying to imagine the 50 shades of grey + mein kampf mashup.