Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Jake fucking Smith 

[Tonesky 922]

Fuck yeah,

[Texas73 420]

Ehlinger is having a Heisman performance so far.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1358]

Smith bobbled that fucking ball. Chuckle

[Auto Driller 2504]

Jake Smith is a fucking BALLER

[Disco Missile 456]

This Jake Smith guy seems good

[UTEX_ME 4758]

now don't go prevent 

[Newy25 7670]

This Jake Smith guy is going to be pretty good. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Is Sam a grown man or what?

He is. And you're married, so can only admire from afar.

[Drew 2378]

I like how he made sure there was no doubt it was a catch

[RPM 26268]

Sorry about T. Boone. Now bend over.

[BabaYaga 15238]

LEAVE 

NO

DOUBT

[Girdwood 118]

Fuck yes

[Surly Bevo 24877]

White chocolate.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Really wish we would get our TEs off the field and just go 4 wide with dev and jake on the field at the same time. so much to account for 

[Art Vandelay 1712]

I am pleased.

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

payy attention croots if youre worth a shit and want to ball out as a freshman come to texas 

[AUS-97HORN 11739]

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

[Girdwood 118]

Make this like the 2009 game. 

[Slacks 6807]

i like feeling like we can score 40.

[Domedriver 655]

I’m so stressed I can’t even post

[RamjetFDO 10567]

Probably a good time to pull out the catheter.

Lubed or unlubed?

[F250 28737]

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Hopefully we can put their QB on his ass this drive 

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

shut your whore mouth aggy

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

13 TDs - 0 Ints

Yet ESPN still thinks Trevor Lawrence should be higher in the Heisman odds right now

[MrPhlegm 3413]

White chocolate.

datboygood.gif

 

[Redneck Mutha 7941]

Goddamn freshman, catch the ball CLEANLY!

boom

[Funk Doctor Spock 12127]

Sam going to throw 5 TD's tonight 

[Radical Larry 28533]

Probably a good time to pull out the catheter.

[UTEX_ME 4758]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

He's born to pay Texas QB. He'll be here his senior year. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

payy attention croots if youre worth a shit and want to ball out as a freshman come to texas 

They're paying attention which is why Texas flipped an aggy commit.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

This is a falsehood.

[Magabro 171]

White lightning


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[Rimbo 25890]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Sorry about T. Boone.

i'm not

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Sam going to throw 5 TD's tonight 

He’s going to need them all

[BabaYaga 15238]

Fuck you Burger King with your ground tampon burger patties!!!!!

[RamjetFDO 10567]

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

Sam will 100% play his senior year at Texas.

One. Hundred. Percent.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Coburn to QB?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

catheter talk not going away

[Funk Doctor Spock 12127]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if Ehlinger keeps this up..... we probably wont have him next year.  Hes making some seriously sharp throws.    Not so much the Jake TD, but the DUV one sure as hell was NFL-esque

He's great for us, but I'm not sure how well he fits in the NFL, honestly. He'll be back next year.

[NAVY 6739]

Fucking hook’em. I love this style of run it up their ass and the throw ball.

[sith_horn 2374]

Really caught a break with that gift wrapped INT. Might be the difference in the game with how bad the secondary has been playing.

[Mdhorn 5938]

Herman dragging his nuts all over Gundy's mullet.  

Edited September 22, 2019 by Mdhorn

[Juke_Em 47]

Finally we have the experienced QB and team in this conference. Conference play will be a breeze, too many teams breaking in raw QBs. OU and Baylor the only games that concern me TBH

[Rimbo 25890]

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Fuck you Burger King with your ground tampon burger patties!!!!!

that wouldn't entirely be vegetarian, now, would it?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12127]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

He’s going to need them all

Yes he is lol

[AUS-97HORN 11739]

thats not a fucking block in the back?????

[Zepol87 9176]

Block in the back in front of you bitch

[Rimbo 25890]

Just now, sith_horn said:

Really caught a break with that gift wrapped INT. Might be the difference in the game with how bad the secondary has been playing.

that was a genuinely terrible throw. i'm glad he did it

 

[MillerEP 30378]

Holding