Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets

[NAVY 6910]

That’s some time traveling shit right there. Got bless you sir or mam 

[El Squared 1838]

8 minutes ago, Thujone said:

I don't get the belly-aching. I really don't. The Cowboys have had us pinned down for a decade. And in our house. They come in here again with the leading rusher in the nation, an electric QB and an unmitigated stud in Tylan Wallace. 

We, on the other hand, our secondary is a MASH unit. We were without Foster, Overshown, Sterns, Green. The backups come in and played their asses off. They held Wallace to like 83 yards. Held Hubbard to 121 on 37 fucking carries! 3.3 ypc. Come on. That's great defense. Gundy teams are always going to score. Watch the rest of the year. They are gonna light bitches up.

Our offense looked great. Duvernay. Man oh man. Thank you Art Briles for sucking a bowl of dicks and letting us get this stud. Ehlinger is an ace. Offensive play calling is pretty good. O-line and rbs look good. Ingram is healthy for the first time in his career and playing like it. Epps needs to grow a sack and play more physically.

The punt muffs, while highly frustrating, are fixable and part of the game.

Some of you need to refresh your fucking memories. Go back to the early aughts or post 2009. Remember those teams? Dominant in terms of talent and skill. Won most games on that basis. But when it counted, they folded. They tapped out like bitches. They had no fucking heart. They weren't tough. They were pussies. 

These Herman teams are tough, strong, have heart and give a shit. They are football players. Thank sweet baby Jebus for where we are right now. This is a good fucking team. Do they have work to do yeah? Are they beat to shit right now? Yeah. They'll be hitting the training table and getting better during the bye.

I recommend the rest of you complaining take that extra weekend to ice your vaginas.

One small addition to this welcome and accurate diatribe: look at all the first downs and minimal 3 and outs. the TH teams are wearing down Ds  and winning the physical battles ( mostly) and often TOP.

[Laxtonto 13013]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Jalen Green dislocated shoulder

Josh Thompson broken foot

 

Sterns might be a knee issue  MRI coming soon. 

Fuck... that is a disaster 

[Zepol87 9308]

Tom sounds like shit right now on the PC

[MrPhlegm 3413]

It’s a nickname for Michigan. Yes, there’s actually people that think it’s clever/funny.

what?

you would prefer

meat duck

or

meat goose

or

meat pheasant

or

meat quail

or

meat emu?

uh ok.

[Modessit 5665]

Injuries:

Marcus Tillman - preliminary MCL sprain pending MRI to check for ACL sprain

Jalen Green - dislocated shoulder - waiting on MRI

Keondre Coburn - went back in. No specifics.

Josh Thompson - "out for a significant amount of time". Fractured 5th metatarsal on his foot.

D'Shawn Jamison - stinger

Caden Sterns - knee injury, waiting for MRI

[dcar00 14906]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Tom sounds like shit right now on the PC

this should have been an easy win but one coach didn't do his job.

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Jalen Green dislocated shoulder

Josh Thompson broken foot

 

Sterns might be a knee issue  MRI coming soon. 

I called that shit when it happened poor dude took full speed to the shoulder. Fuk man 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I still don't understand the 2 point conversion call.  you go up by 12.  12 or 13 doesn't really matter.

perfect place to practice it in a live game situation

[Michael Knight 13187]

4 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Herman always puts it in park. And the other team always gets back in it and makes it a close game.

Its a terrible strategy imo 

It's never lost us a game

[Rip76 5009]

Just now, Thujone said:

Binder!

Good talk on LHN.

[Ravishing Rick 1236]

Quick thoughts on the game:

1) Fuck Mike Gundy.  

2) O-line + Sam Ehlinger + ingram = Magic

3) If you can't catch a mother fucking punt, get the fuck out of the way and just let it bounce

4) Fuck Mike Gundy

[El Squared 1838]

One game at a time, children. 

[immortal13 4059]

3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Tom sounds like shit right now on the PC

He sounded anything but confident

[Jive Turkey 12930]

not sure if this is brilliant or horrible coaching, to have a guy on the hands team who has never taken a rep on the hands team.

 

[ButtFumble 5246]

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I still don't understand the 2 point conversion call.  you go up by 12.  12 or 13 doesn't really matter.

I disagree

11 or 12 does not matter

but in a game like this with OkState having one TD and two field goals to tie is a hell of a lot better than one TD and two field goals for them to win

they can move to field goal range in seconds and the stall and take a FG

sure two TDs would have won it for them, but the green zone is the area where an offense like theirs stalls out

plus up by 13 if Texas does not call the give up call on 3rd and 1 for minus 1 yard and gets a field goal then they are up by 16 which is two TDs and two conversions for two just to tie instead of one TD and PAT and one TD and a two point conversion to tie

[hookem2010 2700]

Lol at the "least satisfying win ever" people. As was stated above, the 2009 b12 champ game didnt exactly inspire confidence. Or how about one of our many 1-score games last year? 21-13 against Arkansas fucking State in '07 wasn't very fun either. Remember when Vince had to rush for a 1st on 4th-18 against the fucking Jayhawks? Yea, it should have been a much more comfortable win, but have y'all only been watching Texas football for like 8 months?

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[DaysOff 8157]

He said 2s take mental reps for hands team. I mean, how many hands guys can get hurt in one game.

[Jive Turkey 12930]

i'll answer my own question.  sounds like it was brilliant.

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

this should have been an easy win but one coach didn't do his job.

so you are saying he should have quick kicked more?

[smuggs 9394]

Anybody get a screenshot of the Gene Simmons chick? 

[Rip76 5009]

Btw, Adimora had two great plays.

[El Squared 1838]

I and anyone should have been thrilled w/ a one point win.

The W is the thing unless you are aggy or some entitled biotch birtch.

[Modessit 5665]

What was up with cutoff overalls girl?

[NAVY 6910]

Much love my brothers. This is going to be a

fun season

[gecko 1104]

Best part of this game was the Jumbotron girl in the orange tube top

[dcar00 14906]

Just now, ButtFumble said:

I disagree

11 or 12 does not matter

but in a game like this with OkState having one TD and two field goals to tie is a hell of a lot better than one TD and two field goals for them to win

they can move to field goal range in seconds and the stall and take a FG

sure two TDs would have won it for them, but the green zone is the area where an offense like theirs stalls out

plus up by 13 if Texas does not call the give up call on 3rd and 1 for minus 1 yard and gets a field goal then they are up by 16 which is two TDs and two conversions for two just to tie instead of one TD and PAT and one TD and a two point conversion to tie

disagree.  11 can happen with TD ad FG.  12 forces 2 TD's.  simple math.  it worked so it didn't matter.

[Modessit 5665]

Best part of this game was the Jumbotron girl in the orange tube top

And somehow not a single pic.

[Post Oak 20551]

You fuckers would bitch about a wet dream

[DaysOff 8157]

Much love my brothers. This is going to be a
fun season

Is it? I prefer 35-0 at the break.

[XYZ 2154]

I don’t understand the “least satisfying win ever” comment at all. 

[UDontKnow 10557]

 

[WBT 20884]

Should have won by 21+ but at least we won.  Sanders is not that good yet and Gundy smartly didn't trust him with too much

[Michael Knight 13187]

8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

not sure if this is brilliant or horrible coaching, to have a guy on the hands team who has never taken a rep on the hands team.

 

Seems like it worked brilliantly

[gecko 1104]

Lol at the "least satisfying win ever" people. As was stated above, the 2009 b12 champ game didnt exactly inspire confidence. Or how about one of our many 1-score games last year? 21-13 against Arkansas fucking State in '07 wasn't very fun either. Remember when Vince had to rush for a 1st on 4th-18 against the fucking Jayhawks? Yea, it should have been a much more comfortable win, but have y'all only been watching Texas football for like 8 months?

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1980 grad, season ticket holder since 1996. I stand by my comment above...least satisfying win in recent memory

[ChiTownDoc 21325]

These games are MUCH more physically demanding than SEC shit.  Soft ass motherfuckers.  

These offenses over 9 games would bring all those bitches to their knees.  Hopefully LSU exposes them starting now.  

[Valmy77 13567]

Regardless of the familiar 4th quarter insanity, this was a huge win over one of the best teams in the Big 12 and one that has owned us for the past decade. Awesome job Texas!.

Next up Hillbillies.

Hey they also beat us this year. We have a mini-revenge tour going.

[Valmy77 13567]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

These games are MUCH more physically demanding than SEC shit.  Soft ass motherfuckers.  

These offenses over 9 games would bring all those bitches to their knees.  Hopefully LSU exposes them starting now.  

LSU made Vanderbilt look like a FCS team.

[Topper13 3583]

3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

You fuckers would bitch about a wet dream

And Jade's chili still brings men to their knees, so it goes

Edited September 22, 2019 by Topper13
Would, btw

[Modessit 5665]

I liked it when whomever used to post the game stats after the game, so....

[ChiTownDoc 21325]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Seems like it worked brilliantly

He saw how the guy who took all the reps returning punts did... why not mix it up.  

[NAVY 6910]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

4 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Much love my brothers. This is going to be a
fun season

Is it? I prefer 35-0 at the break.

Well, yeah. But i can’t stop grinning right now. And you are too. Lol 

[Fozzz 152]

11 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

He sounded anything but confident

Those injuries could be devastating. 

[ClubWhatever 12277]

I thought OSU did us a huge favor by running the ball so much in the 4th 

Edited September 22, 2019 by ClubWhatever

[dcar00 14906]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

now that is funny.

[Rip76 5009]

I didn’t see any Horns down tonight, strange.

[dcar00 14906]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I thought OSU did is a huge favor by running the ball so much in the 4th 

i really didn't understand what Gundy was thinking.  we were less than a MASH unit on the back end.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Lol it might not have been fun but WE’VE LOST FOUR STRAIGHT TO THEM SO CAN WE JUST GD ENJOY IT 

[Bookman 4754]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

I thought OSU did is a huge favor by running the ball so much in the 4th 

Yeah no kidding.

[ClubWhatever 12277]

Just now, Rip76 said:

I didn’t see any Horns down tonight, strange.

Their whole identity is not being Anti-us