Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

im now drunk enough to become numb enough to give no more fucks 

[Slade 263]

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

When's the last time we had a competent offense AND defense the same year??

2008

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, staboner said:

this is the most concerning thing imo. there are 2 or 3 hermans a game that cost us points. every game now it seems. 

we need a pussy head coach 

[MillerEP 30339]

Bout time for a new UT commercial

[Tailgate 3018]

We will be fine.

[UDontKnow 10439]

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

and all you fuckers would be bitching about that 

No because the clock would have been run out and Texas would have had an 8 point lead.

[Neonmoon 38127]

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

When's the last time we had a competent offense AND defense the same year??

2009

[RPM 26215]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

im now drunk enough to become numb enough to give no more fucks 

Aww, c'mon. You got a fuck or 2 left.

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

2 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

One thing is clear. There are a ton of satyna-level cunts in this thread. 

Leave us alone, we're running the cramps play. 

[Auto Driller 2504]

Gundy wins these games by not making stupid decisions. He takes the points when they are there to be taken.

Tom needs to throw away the 4th down binder and realize that points on the board are the only thing that matters.

[sith_horn 2369]

21 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Every fucking year we give OSU freebies. Shits getting old

That interception they gave us was a freebie. As long as Todd Orlando neglects to teach fundamentals, the defense is going to be boom and bust.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

I hate our new commercials. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

we need a pussy head coach 

It's not the balls going for it on 4th, that's okay, it's the stupid predictable playcalls. At least try to run a good play. Like the Ingram drop, that was a great playcall. 

Edited September 22, 2019 by totallynotabuttpirate

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

im now drunk enough to become numb enough to give no more fucks 

Are you in surrender cobra mode already? We’re going to win.

[Mileslong 4712]

Maybe not fielding punts or have been given instruction to not field the punt if there isn't adequate enough space.

Who is going to win the Wisconsin - Michigan game?

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

No because the clock would have been run out and Texas would have had an 8 point lead.

lol

[Halohal 498]

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

The D is doing okay. They've given up a couple of big plays tonight. But they've been hustling and keeping OSU largely in check. Let's see what they do in the second half.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

im now drunk enough to become numb enough to give no more fucks 

I am half a drnk behind youu

[RPM 26215]

Just now, Tailgate said:

We will be fine.

[TwiceHorn 31262]

Well, it seems to have gone from Herman's macro decisions about game prep to individual situational decisions.  They've been there all along, but now that we are starting to have the talent and attitude of a winner, the individual, dumbass, excitable boy decisions are starting to stand out.

[NAVY 6738]

This is the longest fucking half time ever

[Laga4 1270]

Don't give up on the run.  

[LTtxfan 48962]

Win the Damn 2nd Half.... Yah Win the Game!!

TEXAS!!!

[52-80 19081]

You overreacting motherfucker are such a beating

[d.plainview872 175]

We got this

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Aww, c'mon. You got a fuck or 2 left.

maybe 1

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Stop bitching about the timeout. We need to score as many points as possible every time we have the ball. It’s not Herman’s fault Smith muffed the easy punt. This team needs to stop making goofy mistakes

[UTEX_ME 4754]

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

This is the longest fucking half time ever

night games on ABC are brutal.. we've had 2 in 4 weeks

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

any chance of Gundy going with an onside kick to start the 2nd half.

 

I give the chances at a lot better than 10%

[Slade 263]

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

The D is doing okay. They've given up a couple of big plays tonight. But they've been hustling and keeping OSU largely in check. Let's see what they do in the second half.

If Mullet continues to try to run and not throw against our defense we'll be okay, but that's not likely. 

[Captainant 27442]

Just now, 52-80 said:

You overreacting motherfucker are such a beating

Welcome to surly. 

[Slacks 6791]

Duane Akina, pls

[Ellellelle 308]

Stop bitching about the timeout. We need to score as many points as possible every time we have the ball. It’s not Herman’s fault Smith muffed the easy punt. This team needs to stop making goofy mistakes

We'll never stop bitching, it's just the way it is around here.

[SubliminalHorn 6673]

Ok we got this

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

I stole a xanie from my dog.  Everything is going to be alright.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Why bring it out. Why 

[Slade 263]

Duvernay is a bowling ball lol. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Just show us the fucking field. We don't need to be seeing replays for the fourth fucking time

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

sigh.... now we are back to returning the fucking kickoff when its caught in the endzone.

 

why start at the 25 guaranteed and very little chance of a penalty when you can start at the 20 instead 

[runthebone 7932]

7 minutes ago, XYZ said:

No, we wouldn’t. We would be up by 8 at halftime and feeling pretty good about it.

And getting the ball

[Neonmoon 38127]

Ingram is the next Porter 

[LABEVO 928]

ABC keeps showing the dropped punt return and it is akin to be continually kicked in the balls

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

this greg davis offense is lit

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

No fucking play actoion

[Slade 263]

Can't go 3 and out here. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

We need yards

 

[Mileslong 4712]

They are holding Hubbard to 2.7 yards a carry. Gave up a couple of big plays but way below OSU’s average

[Crusher 127]

Pacific Life Game Summary

"Longhorns drop big swinging dick and break foot..still manage to be ahead by one"

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Ingram is the next Porter 

absolutely not.

he may be timid as fuck, but he does normally get more than 2 yards.

Porter never got us more than 2 yards unless it was the end of the game and didnt matter