Mother of God - Bro Country

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Is this defined as Bro Country?

Worst song I have ever heard. Here's a little peek into the shittastic lyrics.

 

"Don't get on the dance floor and act all silly,

don't change the song in the middle of Willie

And don't leave the party with the ugliest gal,

cause that's a party foul

Hell yeah, that's a Party Foul"

 

https://youtu.be/J2WQGk-CF4k

 

[Brisketexan 106874]

Well, that is garbage, because it actually insults Willie.

Willie never went to bed with an ugly woman, but he sure woke up with a few....I mean, just last night he came home at 2:00 with a 10 but at 10;00 he woke up with a 2.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

I made it to where he rhymes “wine is fine, but liquor is quicker.”

Is that the current distance record?

[TwiceHorn 32071]

Cool T/A (while fully recognizing the queso that a '79 flaming chicken may represent).

[futureman 22691]

15 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

I made it to where he rhymes “wine is fine, but liquor is quicker.”

Is that the current distance record?

well, he’s not wrong. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Hell yeah

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

Put on your bobby socks baby
Roll up your old blue jeans
There's a band playing down at the armory 
That's what rock and roll really means

I wanna to ride in your 55 T-bird
Drive thru some old memories
I ain't after your body baby 
I just want you to dance with me

I wanna bop with you baby all night long
I wanna bop the night away 
I wanna make it a night like it use to be
When our hearts were young 
And our souls were free
I wanna bop with you baby all night long
I wanna be-bop baby til the break of dawn 
I wanna bop with you baby all night long

I got an old photograph in my pocket 
We were still in our teens
Lord, knows I feel a lot older now 
But you still look the same to me 

Honey, you don't ever laugh like you use to
And I don't wanna see you blue
If you may busy tonight and ya think it's all right
This is what I wanna do

I wanna bop with you baby all night long
I wanna bop the night away 
I wanna make it a night like it use to be
Oh when our hearts so young and free
I wanna bop with you baby all night long
I wanna be-bop baby til the break of dawn 
I wanna bop with you baby all night long

Lets twist and shout 
Oh, Just like in the good old days 
Baby, watch out
You know I just can't stand it 
When you look at me that way

I wanna bop with you baby all night long
I wanna be-bop baby til the break of dawn 
I wanna bop with you baby all night 
I wanna bop with you baby all night long
I wanna be-bop baby til the break of dawn 
I wanna make it a night like it use to be 
When our hearts were young 
And our souls were free

I wanna bop with you baby all night long
I wanna be-bop baby til the break of dawn 
I wanna make it a night like it use to be 
When our hearts were young and free