Jalen Hurts suspended this weekend?

[Moby Ric 2,058]

Seeing rumors on the net that Jalen Hurts is going to be suspended for the Tech game this weekend.  Got into some trouble off the field.  Anyone got the real info?

[The Dude 1,257]

Not enough sucking for OU standards

[gmr548 16,681]

Oh no, OU might only beat Tech by 20 instead of 30

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[texifornia 58,787]

12 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Seeing rumors on the net that Jalen Hurts is going to be suspended for the Tech game this weekend.  Got into some trouble off the field.  Anyone got the real info?

A guy with a reputation for being a great dude and wonderful teammate suddenly develops off-field problems when he joins the OU football program? No waiiiii

[South Austin 53,155]

He was seen at a dentist office getting a checkup.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

 

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Oh no, OU might only beat Tech by 20 instead of 30

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That's the interest for me.  I currently have ousx covering the spread.  If this rumor is real I have the chance to potentially change my bet.

[Goodman 3,280]

Big Red now in the jewelry business? 

[Sleepygrad 1,031]

It’s true....this man has no dick

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

29 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Seeing rumors on the net that Jalen Hurts is going to be suspended for the Tech game this weekend.  Got into some trouble off the field.  Anyone got the real info?

Next time he'll punch the chick instead of walking away.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

She broke her own jaw. Nothing to see here. 

[CurlyDumps 4,618]

If we're talking this weekend, the probability of a giant asteroid hitting Earth is greater than OU suspending their starting QB for an entire game that actually matters.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

He was caught stealing dicks from stoops and riley. And they really hate that 

[sdm 902]

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

He was caught stealing dicks from stoops and riley. And they really hate that 

You mean bags of dicks, otherwise it's just a simple misunderstanding.

[Dennis Taylor 19,287]

what did he do... Pay for his parking? Return something that was loaned to him? Pass his drug test? Go to class? 

Edited September 27, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[markstanco 12,773]

The entire game?

Sounds like he may have committed murder.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

That’s a shame.




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[El Squared 1,838]

Maybe he complained that there was not as much lettuce in the envelope as he was used to after Bama games....

[Zavala 1,384]

Did he forget to beat the shit out of his girlfriend or something?

[cafe society 2,902]

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

 

That's the interest for me.  I currently have ousx covering the spread.  If this rumor is real I have the chance to potentially change my bet.

Tech's QB Webb is out for the game, with or without Hurts, gooners gonna roll.

[Dr Fear 1,286]

Tech's QB Webb is out for the game, with or without Hurts, gooners gonna roll.

It's Bowman who is out. Backup came in last year's game after he got injured and played well.

[Dennis Taylor 19,287]

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Seeing rumors on the net that Jalen Hurts is going to be suspended for the Tech game this weekend.  Got into some trouble off the field.  Anyone got the real info?

A quick google search gets one result...this thread. Are the rumors you are seeing using code words or something?

[Dr Fear 1,286]

A quick google search gets one result...this thread. Are the rumors you are seeing using code words or something?

There are a few random posts on Twitter. No details.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A quick google search gets one result...this thread. Are the rumors you are seeing using code words or something?

It was actually over breakfast this morning at a meeting.  A Tech grad mentioned saying he read it on line.  I am just curious since I planned on betting on the game and I am taking ousux to cover the spread..............in the first half.

[Dennis Taylor 19,287]

3 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

It was actually over breakfast this morning at a meeting.  A Tech grad mentioned saying he read it on line.  I am just curious since I planned on betting on the game and I am taking ousux to cover the spread..............in the first half.

ok got it

 

 

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[Moby Ric 2,058]

Yeah now it kinda  sounds like that.  Ok I have the tards.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,963]

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Seeing rumors on the net that Jalen Hurts is going to be suspended for the Tech game this weekend.  Got into some trouble off the field.  Anyone got the real info?

 

[Surly Bevo 25,658]

Jalen Hurts killed five hookers after he transferred to OU?

[BabaYaga 15,532]

FUCK OU

[Eggo 4,026]

Suspended until they start losing and then he's suddenly not suspended. 

[LTtxfan 49,911]

46 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jalen Hurts killed five hookers after he transferred to OU?

So instead of CJK5H it's now JHK5H ??? 😁

 

[cafe society 2,902]

1 hour ago, Dr Fear said:

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

Tech's QB Webb is out for the game, with or without Hurts, gooners gonna roll.

It's Bowman who is out. Backup came in last year's game after he got injured and played well.

Thanks, I suffer from mentalpause.

[hayden_horn 11,401]

there's also an apparent run on banks. what a friday

 

[texifornia 58,787]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

there's also an apparent run on banks. what a friday

 

Hah! Run on the banks is certainly one way to spin banks "running out of money" in a very obscure, doesn't-actually-mean-that sense: https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2019/09/19/why-the-fed-was-forced-to-intervene-in-short-term-money-markets

Edited September 27, 2019 by texifornia

[CurlyDumps 4,618]

OP:

[Delta Charlie 152]

Was there a water volleyball game involved?

[Jkwellborn 7,007]

Only way they’d suspend him is if he refused to flash the horns down.

[Scholz 12,301]

He took a girl out for a nice seafood dinner? And called her afterwards?

[BabaYaga 15,532]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

He took a girl out for a nice seafood dinner? And called her afterwards?

SA's mom smells like seafood, but doesn't necessarily eat it.  At least from my experience.....

[TXSooner518 2,455]

My sources do indicate that Hurts is likely to miss a quarter to a half of game action during the Sooners' Oct. 5 game. More as it develops.

Edited September 27, 2019 by TXSooner518

[TreatyOak 17,199]

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

 Ok I have the tards.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 minute ago, TXSooner518 said:

My sources do indicate that Hurts is likely to miss a quarter to a half of game action during the Sooners' Oct. 5 game. More as it develops.

Lemme guess, the 3rd and 4th quarters, after OU is up by six touchdowns?

[TXSooner518 2,455]

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Lemme guess, the 3rd and 4th quarters, after OU is up by six touchdowns?

[Napoleon 8,802]

40 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

"Sasha" & "Ludmilla" names check out.

[ClubWhatever 12,277]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

He was seen at a dentist office getting a checkup.

Was seen purchasing fixed housing

[HornsOverIthaca 2,339]

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A quick google search gets one result...this thread. Are the rumors you are seeing using code words or something?

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