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A run on the banks happening now - true or bullshit

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MrPhlegm

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Thankfully all mine is in gold so I don’t have to worry.
You know, because if everything went to hell in a hand basket, I could give a couple pieces of gold for a loaf of bread.
Or if our currency was obsolete, I can just use gold everywhere!
i loaded up on these...

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so I don't have to become The Penguin
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3 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I have heard through the grapevine from someone I know that works at a large bank that apparently lots of people are pulling cash out of the banks. So much that the federal reserve is shipping billions of dollars to prevent bank runs. Obviously, the situation in DC is the reason why. The question to the surly collective is do you believe this and if so what should we do if that in fact is occurring for reals.

Why dont you go back to buying Directv gift cards from Russians and quit posting stupid shit?

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4 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I have heard through the grapevine from someone I know that works at a large bank that apparently lots of people are pulling cash out of the banks. So much that the federal reserve is shipping billions of dollars to prevent bank runs. Obviously, the situation in DC is the reason why. The question to the surly collective is do you believe this and if so what should we do if that in fact is occurring for reals.

Could you have misheard aggy gets the runs at bank? 

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4 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I have heard through the grapevine from someone I know that works at a large bank that apparently lots of people are pulling cash out of the banks. So much that the federal reserve is shipping billions of dollars to prevent bank runs. Obviously, the situation in DC is the reason why. The question to the surly collective is do you believe this and if so what should we do if that in fact is occurring for reals.

Damnit. Dp 

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Thetexashammer

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8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Nope. But I can make it into gold fangs so I can bring down one of my neighbors.

I'm afraid my ranged weapon would handily defeat your attempted oral attack. I mean, are we talking zombies? Cause the hardest part of the zombie apocalypse will be acting like I'm not excited.

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15 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I'm afraid my ranged weapon would handily defeat your attempted oral attack. I mean, are we talking zombies? Cause the hardest part of the zombie apocalypse will be acting like I'm not excited.

Yes, if I were to start downrange and you knew I was coming, you'd get me 99% of the time. That is why I would wait until you're holed up in the shitter, batin'. I'd let you finish and pull your pants up, then I'd drop down from the ceiling.

(gold fangs + tactical cunning = well-fed cannibalistic post-apocalyptic existence.)

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13 hours ago, Bookman said:

I pulled all my money out and invested in lots of porn videotapes. Probably going to open a rental store.

I was going to go to Mexico and buy a bunch of hand-tooled leather purses for 3 dollars a pop, and then mark them up to 50 each for gringas, but then it occured to me that what JD Rockefeller woulda done is make the purses himself and cut out all those greedy artisans. Prolly how he got so rich and now so will I.

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Thetexashammer

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43 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yes, if I were to start downrange and you knew I was coming, you'd get me 99% of the time. That is why I would wait until you're holed up in the shitter, batin'. I'd let you finish and pull your pants up, then I'd drop down from the ceiling.

(gold fangs + tactical cunning = well-fed cannibalistic post-apocalyptic existence.)

Even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain.

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