Damn It's Happening - Whataburger Slippin

[Landomatic 3813]

The fuck is this shit?  BOB - Cold burnt hockey puck sausage, ice cold cheese, bun dry as a bone.  Gross.

And, yes...it needed its own thread.  The other one was mostly positive.  Back before a bunch of damn yankees started fucking things up.  This is NOT positive.

[CooterBrown 18273]

Only a yankee picks a bun over a biscuit. The crew probably noticed this and gave you yesterday’s scraps since you were obviously unworthy of the true top tier Whataburger experience.

[irishtexan 11692]

Sheeeeit. Ive always had about one crappy Whataburger order out of 10. If they start fucking with the ingredients, or putting ketchup on the burgers, or raising prices, or cutting hours back, that’s when I’ll start worrying.

[Call 393]

They thought you were a cop.  Are you  a cop? 
 

[Post Oak 20551]

59 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

The fuck is this shit?  BOB - Cold burnt hockey puck sausage, ice cold cheese, bun dry as a bone.  Gross.

And, yes...it needed its own thread.  The other one was mostly positive.  Back before a bunch of damn yankees started fucking things up.  This is NOT positive.

Wait.  You can get a BOB on a biscuit instead of a bun?

Am I getting out Whataburgered?

[3adays 454]

No ranchero style? 

[Landomatic 3813]

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Only a yankee picks a bun over a biscuit. The crew probably noticed this and gave you yesterday’s scraps since you were obviously unworthy of the true top tier Whataburger experience.

Shiiiiiiiit...a well made BOB with spicy ketchup is a gotdamn national treasure.

[Landomatic 3813]

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Sheeeeit. Ive always had about one crappy Whataburger order out of 10. If they start fucking with the ingredients, or putting ketchup on the burgers, or raising prices, or cutting hours back, that’s when I’ll start worrying.

One outa ten I can handle.  This would be my last theee orders.  At two different whataburgers.  Quality control is slippin so I’m worrying.

[SurlyBDR 23105]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Wait.  You can get a BOB on a biscuit instead of a bun?

Am I getting out Whataburgered?

Are you for real

 

[Paco 1952]

They thought you were a cop.  Are you  a cop? 
 

You have to tell us if you are.

[cmontexas 3331]

Fast food is slipping across the board. Illegal aliens were better workers than 16 year olds no cr

[Post Oak 20551]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Are you for real

 

 

[RPM 26565]

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Are you for real

 

One holiday weekend I worked the overnight shift. My relief crew had a 12 hour tour so to be nice I grabbed a dozen jalapeno cheddar sausage egg and cheese and took them back as a breakfast gift. 3 of the guys said  "eww, I don't like jalapenos". I had a half dozen for myself. Fuck those guys, I won bigly.

[SurlyBDR 23105]

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

3 of the guys said  "eww, I don't like jalapenos".

[futureman 22667]

8 hours ago, Landomatic said:

The fuck is this shit?  BOB - Cold burnt hockey puck sausage, ice cold cheese, bun dry as a bone.  Gross.

And, yes...it needed its own thread.  The other one was mostly positive.  Back before a bunch of damn yankees started fucking things up.  This is NOT positive.

maybe I’m in the minority but that sausage looks perfect to me.  sucks it was cold. 

[Landomatic 3813]

40 minutes ago, futureman said:

that sausage looks perfect to me

Thanks, I get that a lot.

[That Guy 1008]

6 hours ago, Paco said:

8 hours ago, Call said:

They thought you were a cop.  Are you  a cop? 
 

You have to tell us if you are.

Yeah! Show us your dick!

[formermav43 4607]

9 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Only a yankee picks a bun over a biscuit. The crew probably noticed this and gave you yesterday’s scraps since you were obviously unworthy of the true top tier Whataburger experience.

False. I love biscuits, but the BOB is glorious.

[futureman 22667]

5 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Thanks, I get that a lot.

you fucking degenerate. 

[elfenix 34661]

my mushroom swiss with grilled jalapenos on texas toast was on point this morning.

[futureman 22667]

this morning?  did you eat that for breakfast?

[CooterBrown 18273]

21 hours ago, futureman said:

this morning?  did you eat that for breakfast?

It's a pro move. The lunch/dinner menu is available all day.  

[futureman 22667]

13 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

It's a pro move. The lunch/dinner menu is available all day.  

oh I know.  I’m still not waking up to a mushroom swiss with japs on texas toast.  it’s a strong move, far too strong for me. 

[Junior Miller 1502]

On 9/28/2019 at 11:23 AM, Landomatic said:

One outa ten I can handle.  This would be my last theee orders.  At two different whataburgers.  Quality control is slippin so I’m worrying.

Don't worry everyone. I'm sure they could just sense you are an uppity cunt and didn't appreciate you asking for the manager because your bun wasn't toasted to a perfect carmel but was instead tawny. 

 

[Michael Knight 13188]

People from Chicago are not yankees,  they're midwesterners which is way fucking worse.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22242]

I wasn’t a geography major, but I always thought Chicago was north of Dallas and therefore Yankees.

[Landomatic 3813]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

oh I know.  I’m still not waking up to a mushroom swiss with japs on texas toast.  it’s a strong move, far too strong for me. 

Agree.  But oddly...throw in a shot of tequila and I’m probably in.

[Landomatic 3813]

24 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Don't worry everyone. I'm sure they could just sense you are an uppity cunt and didn't appreciate you asking for the manager because your bun wasn't toasted to a perfect carmel but was instead tawny. 

So they screwed up my orderrrrr...after I complained to the manager about my order?

[Junior Miller 1502]

All 3 times I'm sure. They remember the cunts. The fast food has to be cooked perfectly for the little princess. 

[futureman 22667]

12 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

All 3 times I'm sure. They remember the cunts. The fast food has to be cooked perfectly for the little princess. 

people can get a cheeseburger anywhere, ok?  they go to whataburger for the atmosphere and the attitude. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

Any updates on when the whataburger migration north is going to happen?

 

 

[utee94 16070]

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I wasn’t a geography major, but I always thought Chicago was north of Dallas and therefore Yankees.

Listen to this man, he's pre-law.

[Trey3216 15450]

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I wasn’t a geography major, but I always thought Chicago was north of Dallas and therefore Yankees.

Mid-West Yankees/Illinois Nazis.  

[Steamboat1874 4286]

9 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

People from Chicago are not yankees,  they're midwesterners which is way fucking worse.

Maybe Chicago was midwest back in the late 1700's but it is neither mid or west of anything in the US now.

[Dutch 4533]

On 9/28/2019 at 8:49 AM, CooterBrown said:

Only a yankee picks a bun over a biscuit.

Wouldn’t a “BOB, on biscuit” just be a “biscuit sammich with sausage egg and cheese”?

Edited September 30, 2019 by Dutch

[formermav43 4607]

18 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe Chicago was midwest back in the late 1700's but it is neither mid or west of anything in the US now.

Back then, it was referred to as the (Old) Northwest. The term Midwest became common in the late 1800s, when the US already had its current shape. 

[gsoda3 3358]

chicago is definitely midwest.

[Paco 1952]

Maybe Chicago was midwest back in the late 1700's but it is neither mid or west of anything in the US now.

Wrong.

[Js1 86953]

8 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe Chicago was midwest back in the late 1700's but it is neither mid or west of anything in the US now.

[C-Man 27690]

Is anybody surprised? Whataburger's "work force" is among the worst in the fast food industry. They're only marginally better than Popeye's staff.

[RPM 26565]

18 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I wasn’t a geography major, but I always thought Chicago was north of Dallas and therefore Yankees.

I subscribe to the "North of The Red River" theory on Yankees.

[Ghost of LL 15669]

Come at me, bro.

[Napoleon 8803]

On 9/28/2019 at 10:56 AM, cmontexas said:

Fast food is slipping across the board. Illegal aliens undocumented laborers were better workers than 16 year olds no cr

FIFY

 

10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe Chicago was midwest back in the late 1700's but it is neither mid or west of anything in the US now.

WRONG!

[SurlyBDR 23105]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

Come at me, bro.

[Armybrat 41328]

21 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

People from Chicago are not yankees,  they're midwesterners which is way fucking worse.

Anyone north of the San Gabriel is a yankee.

Goddam yankees better not mess with the chocolate shakes.

[Deej 77676]

Today's patty melt disagrees with the OP.

[Js1 86953]

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Come at me, bro.

Saturday breakfast confirmed. Mother of God 

[wood 11747]

On 9/28/2019 at 11:23 AM, Landomatic said:

One outa ten I can handle.  This would be my last theee orders.  At two different whataburgers.  Quality control is slippin so I’m worrying.

We started noticing they were slipping in quality before they sold out. Haven't been back much since the sale...

[wood 11747]

14 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Anyone north of the San Gabriel is a yankee.

This here.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Anyone who still thinks Whataburger has a better hamburger than either Shake Shack or In N Out is denying reality. Whataburger back in the day used to serve a hot, melty, cheesy burger right off the flat top but that’s not the case anymore. EVERY time I go to In N Out I get a piping hot burger with gooey American cheese, crisp lettuce and tomatoes and a perfectly toasted bun. Same with Shake Shack. Whataburger is a shell of what it used to be and this was the case even before they were sold.

Edited October 1, 2019 by Iconoclast Texan