Damn It's Happening - Whataburger Slippin

[4th&Five 41552]

my south dakota family is guilty of doing it.  "hey grab some pop from the fridge" and then you open the fridge and there's 4 different brands.

[futureman 22462]

sugar water

Edited October 4, 2019 by futureman

[Dutch 4465]

Chicagoans haven't messed up the one by my house (yet). Sweet and spicy bacon burger on Texas Toast, add grilled japs, no mustard, sub onion rings slammed and went very hard; just like it always does. 

[Deej 76791]

Never had unmelted cheese on a Whataburger. God is punishing some of you assholes.

[Michael Knight 12977]

On 10/2/2019 at 9:31 AM, BabaYaga said:

Sad, but becoming more a reality.  One near our house that I never go to anymore because the wait is a kick in the dick and 50:50 they screw something up on my order.

Trying to get these mouth breathers to reconcile a whataburger with JUST cheese, ketchup, and bacon is a beating (my son likes it that way)

 

Are you by the Anderson location

[Js1 85337]

On 9/30/2019 at 6:52 PM, Ghost of LL said:

Come at me, bro.

Tried it

I think the sauce ruined it. 

[Landomatic 3813]

20 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

My wife says "soda" despite having lived in Iowa her entire life, and I accuse her of trying to sound fancy and learned.  We say "pop" around here, damn it.

You clearly should have never married her

[futureman 22462]

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

I think the sauce ruined it. 

well no shit.  any breakfast anything on a bun needs mayo.  tell them to shove that pepper sauce in their ass and try it again with mayo. 

[4th&Five 41552]

I’d rather do sausage BOB ranchero style and just add the hasbrowns and bacon. 

[Js1 85337]

On 10/5/2019 at 6:24 PM, futureman said:

well no shit.  any breakfast anything on a bun needs mayo.  tell them to shove that pepper sauce in their ass and try it again with mayo. 

Anything with mayo is disgusting. 

[Post Oak 20213]

Had the breakfast burger straight on Saturday.  Wanted to get a baseline for what it was.  

My only regret was that I only got one.  

[NoRagrets 1125]

On 10/1/2019 at 3:12 PM, Iconoclast Texan said:

Anyone who still thinks Whataburger has a better hamburger than either Shake Shack or In N Out is denying reality. Whataburger back in the day used to serve a hot, melty, cheesy burger right off the flat top but that’s not the case anymore. EVERY time I go to In N Out I get a piping hot burger with gooey American cheese, crisp lettuce and tomatoes and a perfectly toasted bun. Same with Shake Shack. Whataburger is a shell of what it used to be and this was the case even before they were sold.

My burger and service last week was awful. Most PE groups have value creation plans when they purchase a company and it seems like food cost made the cut pretty quick. Must notably the bread seemed stale and veggies sucked, especially compared to in n out.

[Errestaurants 2570]

The Huntsville and Corsicana locations are always on point. Well managed. The location in Malakoff is disgusting. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Heard the breakfast burger slams and goes hard. 

 

[futureman 22462]

since this is not the real whataburger thread I will comment on shake shack.  gave that place a firm middle finger for years and was never interested in trying it.  then, stricken with hunger and in a goddamn airport of all places, I said fuck it and got a shack burger at LAX a few weeks ago. 

it was a very good burger.  not peak whataburger, but certainly better than shit whataburger. 

[Longhorn Al 440]

I just saw that breakfast burger today online.

If I get it, I'm getting it double meat, double cheese and add japs.

[futureman 22462]

13 minutes ago, Longhorn Al said:

I just saw that breakfast burger today online.

If I get it, I'm getting it double meat, double cheese and add japs.

don’t forget to add an extra egg.  and sub mayo for pepper sauce

[WBT 20572]

Enough with the mayo talk.  Whataburgers come with mustard you goddamn yankee.

[HornOnTheBayou 8922]

14 hours ago, WBT said:

Enough with the mayo talk.  Whataburgers come with mustard you goddamn yankee.

[elfenix 34240]

Has the sale even closed yet?

[futureman 22462]

19 hours ago, WBT said:

Enough with the mayo talk.  Whataburgers come with mustard you goddamn yankee.

you’re missing out.  get a #2 with extra mayo and tell me you don’t get wood. 

[utee94 15823]

No.

 

Hell no.

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Mayo is Satan's jizz

[futureman 22462]

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Mayo is Satan's jizz

then I guess I’m gay for the dark lord of the underworld. 

[Hank_Hill 18807]

Y'all gettin man'd

[futureman 22462]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Y'all gettin man'd

I don’t even know what this means.  I love whataburger and I prefer mayo to mustard and I’m posting about it.  what the fuck else is this place for if not for dumping random thoughts about mayo and texas cheeseburgers?

[utee94 15823]

Nah, I don't think mayo is Satan's jizz.  It just doesn't belong on a hamburger.

That disgusting salad dressing that In n Out puts on their burgers and fries is Satan's jizz.

[billfromlaketravis 11480]

Whataburger bacon is bizarrely bad. Really rubbery and tastes about the same. I love everything else on the menu. 

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

Mayo on a burger is fucked. Exceptions can be made for like a good aioli or something, but that’s not mayo.

Buddy of mine moved to Indiana for 6 years, and now he and his wife put it on damn near everything. Burgers, fries, fuck - they even put it on a brat once.

You are liable to get shot here for putting mayo on a brat.

[futureman 22462]

12 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

fuck - they even put it on a brat once.

yeah I wouldn’t put it on a brat but mayo on a hot dog is live action.  

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

Mayo on a burger is the ying to mustard’s yang. 

[Chopper 17235]

I've always found Whataburger very inconsistent but one of the best burgers I've ever had from a fast food restaurant was their green chile burger. But then I got it again a couple weeks later and that one was not so good. I also thought In & Out was pretty poor when they first got to Texas. Seemed to take 'em a couple years to get up to standard compared to their CA and Vegas locations. Now I'm in Santa Fe and there's no Whataburger and no In n Out so fuck all y'all. 

Edited October 9, 2019 by Chopper

[formermav43 4606]

22 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Mayo on a burger is the ying to mustard’s yang. 

Mayo is the OU to mustard’s Texas.

It sucks.

[futureman 22462]

23 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Mayo is the OU to mustard’s Texas.

It sucks.

negged

[utee94 15823]

Tough crowd, negging on a food thread.  I see the ousux hatred is permeating the very core of the Texas fanbase.

 

Excellent.

[baboso 6056]

10 hours ago, Chopper said:

I've always found Whataburger very inconsistent but one of the best burgers I've ever had from a fast food restaurant was their green chile burger. But then I got it again a couple weeks later and that one was not so good. I also thought In & Out was pretty poor when they first got to Texas. Seemed to take 'em a couple years to get up to standard compared to their CA and Vegas locations. Now I'm in Santa Fe and there's no Whataburger and no In n Out so fuck all y'all. 

Gotta make those trips to ABQ count.

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

yeah I wouldn’t put it on a brat but mayo on a hot dog is live action.  

Hot dogs aren’t good enough to have a strong opinion about, so knock yourself out.

Shit, put cream cheese frosting on the damn things.

There is no shame in hot dog topping.

[utee94 15823]

Ever had a Brazilian hot dog?  They'll put just about anything on it.

[Macanudo 12978]

14 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Mayo is Satan's jizz

I read that as Santa first.  It would have made sense either way and just as true.

[futureman 22462]

55 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Ever had a Brazilian hot dog? 

lulz.  sounds like something you’d find on urban dictionary...

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

Ever had a Brazilian hot dog?  They'll put just about anything on it.

Is that a boiled egg?

[utee94 15823]

8 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

Is that a boiled egg?

 

Yes.  In this case, I believe that's a boiled quail egg.

[Braff Zacklin 13573]

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Ever had a Brazilian hot dog?  They'll put just about anything on it.

lulz.  sounds like something you’d find on urban dictionary...

It's actually @Patricio Swayze's go-to pickup line.

[spystud13 2371]

 

Full pic of his receipt. 

 

[irishtexan 11519]

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

Hot dogs aren’t good enough to have a strong opinion about, so knock yourself out.

Shit, put cream cheese frosting on the damn things.

There is no shame in hot dog topping.

 

Go to chicago and order a hot dog with ketchup and see what happens.

3 hours ago, utee94 said:

Ever had a Brazilian hot dog?  They'll put just about anything on it.

This is gonna be the next Torchy's Taco of the Month, but with a tortilla purchased at Fiesta Mart instead of a bun.

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

This is gonna be the next Torchy's Taco of the Month, but with a tortilla purchased at Fiesta Mart instead of a bun.

 

I respect the Chicago dog (love sport peppers), but still view hot dogs in general as junk food. Such a variation in the quality of the actual sausage.

 

I’m not above hot dogs - not even remotely - but I just don’t see them in a “serious” light.

[TXSooner518 2438]

1 hour ago, spystud13 said:

 

Full pic of his receipt. 

 

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I mean, I'd eat that.

[Wally Fairway 5550]

I'm hoping they make a huge mistake with the new ownership and open a Whataburger closer than a 10 hour drive from Mid-Michigan

[futureman 22462]

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

I respect the Chicago dog (love sport peppers), but still view hot dogs in general as junk food. Such a variation in the quality of the actual sausage.

 

I’m not above hot dogs - not even remotely - but I just don’t see them in a “serious” light.

for some strange reason I’ve never been able to read “sport peppers” without thinking “sport fucking”

[CooterBrown 18012]

Burger condiment hierarchy:

Mustard > salsa> queso> A1> hot sauce > gravy > sriracha > ketchup >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mayo.