Hey Jews

[msbesq 388]

From one member of the tribe to others, L’Shanah Tovah!

[South Austin 52766]

Don’t make it bad.

[Brisketexan 105701]

don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better!

Wait...are we not doing that?

Dammit.

[atomheartbevo 90143]

I was scared this was going to merge with the "somebody is writing racist shit on my property" thread or something.  

Noticed a bunch of Travis County deputies roaming around Shoal Creek near 38th and figured it was a holiday or a manhunt.

[Bevo 13660]

Happy New Year.

[SHOOTER12 8859]

Hey Jules....

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Loved the Jewish girls in college.  Fantastic. 

Edited September 30, 2019 by Johnny Sack

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

This Juice?

[The Dude 1253]

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past

[Trey3216 15382]

So...they did this?

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Still looking for a Chinese restaurant in Houston open on Christmas that has the joie de vivre and atmosphere of rich Jews enjoying their food like Gigi’s and Hunan Post Oak had back in the day. Also, Shana Tovah.

Edited October 1, 2019 by Iconoclast Texan

[Deej 77298]

52 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I was scared this was going to merge with the "somebody is writing racist shit on my property" thread or something.  

Noticed a bunch of Travis County deputies roaming around Shoal Creek near 38th and figured it was a holiday or a manhunt.

Someone try to cash a bad check at the neighborhood bank?

[GHOSTUSER 361]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Don’t make it bad.

Fill me in on the joke about your mom being the town slut.

[RPM 26433]

[Tonesky 1021]

1 hour ago, msbesq said:

From one member of the tribe to others, L’Shanah Tovah!

I'd say "same to you," but I don't think I'm supposed to be on the interweb today.

[RPM 26433]

6 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

I don't think I'm supposed to be on the interweb today.

[Seger78 258]

Out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

[TwiceHorn 31705]

Temple Emanu El was a freakshow today.  I asked google what Jewish holiday was today.  Came up empty.  Anti-semites imo.

['stache 21928]

Special day for sure.

 

[SquishMitten 10466]

From someone with a Jewish grandmother who failed to pass on the requirement to practice Judaism...

 

Fuck y’all for having unrecognized holidays. I didn’t discover it until last week, but apparently every attorney I use for local counsel work is Jewish and isn’t working. Had to send my associate litigator to two hearings in north Texas, and I had to fly to the valley. This shit is absurd.

 

[futureman 22566]

[WBT 20776]

3 hours ago, The Dude said:

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past

I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye

[workswithseed 2140]

Jesus was a Jew, and that's all I need to know.

[futureman 22566]

5 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Jesus was a Jew, and that's all I need to know.

they don’t make jews like jesus anymore. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

A Jew? Here? In Sherwood?

[Gil Bang 26121]

Yeah, it's not passover.  But here's some US Army Jews celebrating passover...in GOEBELLS' FUCKING HOUSE

 

[WBT 20776]

no offense

Edited October 1, 2019 by WBT

[KaiserSoze 1000]

Your mom's a jew.

[Radical Larry 28685]

OJ Simpson... not a Jew.

[Hornius Emeritus 12517]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore. 

 

FIFY

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

hey Jews guyyyyyyys

[BabaYaga 15419]

[BabaYaga 15419]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

The Louis CK bit about this scene is NAILS.