The Rudy Thread

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,125]

You aren’t my kid, you can manage your own damn sleep schedule. 

[Bookman 4,642]

Based on the clips of that interview, Rudy thinks he's guilty, and he thinks he's fucked.

Edited August 3, 2021 by Bookman

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

5 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

You aren’t my kid, you can manage your own damn sleep schedule. 

Pretty sure I’ll be sleeping for a long time. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,488]

Rudy FAFA:   As Trump sails away, Rudy is drowning in legal bills.  

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-sails-away-as-rudy-giuliani-drowns-in-legal-bills

 

[AnTiM 1,669]

31 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Rudy FAFA:   As Trump sails away, Rudy is drowning in legal bills.  

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-sails-away-as-rudy-giuliani-drowns-in-legal-bills

 

At least one of these crooked bastards might get what he deserves.

[tx 3 putt 77,426]

im sure prison wine isnt as bad as it sounds 

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

im sure prison wine isnt as bad as it sounds 

Something along the lines of peeing into a bag of old apple cores and adding some sugar packets. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,242]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Something along the lines of peeing into a bag of old apple cores and adding some sugar packets. 

Okay, it's as bad as it sounds....actually worse. 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

im sure prison wine isnt as bad as it sounds 

The goodfellas guys like Pauli seemed to have some pretty good wine.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Y’all don’t go broke buying too many Rudy Cameos.

[atomheartbevo 89,798]

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all don’t go broke buying too many Rudy Cameos.

I'm considering dropping $400 if he'll do a couple of videos about OU and aggy sucking.

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

Ruuudie can't fail

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,125]

I’d pay $199 for him to film his moment of clarity when he realizes he’s pissed away his legacy and his friends for a piece of shit that did exactly what everyone expected by not paying. It would need to include real tears and contrition, and he’d need to agree to exile himself and stay out of the public eye for the rest of his miserable life. You think he’d go for that?

[tx 3 putt 77,426]

Going to prison for Trump just doesn’t seem like a smart move 

[henrygandorf 29,194]

45 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I’d pay $199 for him to film his moment of clarity when he realizes he’s pissed away his legacy and his friends for a piece of shit that did exactly what everyone expected by not paying. It would need to include real tears and contrition, and he’d need to agree to exile himself and stay out of the public eye for the rest of his miserable life. You think he’d go for that?

what’s to stop people from paying $199 and saying, “hey rudy, it’s my friends birthday and he’s really into politics and he’s a big trump fan, so as a joke, i need you to say, happy birthday paul, the election was 100% legit and trump lost fair and square, it’ll make him so mad.”

not sure how cameo works, but that’s a manageable amount of money for folks to see rudy demean himself, and would go viral in seconds.

it’s comical that he thinks people will take this seriously. 

[Bookman 4,642]

Will he tell the story of how he lied to courts and to the American people?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,523]

4 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I’d pay $199 for him to film his moment of clarity when he realizes he’s pissed away his legacy and his friends for a piece of shit that did exactly what everyone expected by not paying. It would need to include real tears and contrition, and he’d need to agree to exile himself and stay out of the public eye for the rest of his miserable life. You think he’d go for that?

You have to guess that he really believes what he’s been saying for the past 4 years. There was some element of personal gain in his shenanigans (Trump, Ukraine) but it also came across like an overall net loss since he scared away legit work. I don’t understand his motivation other than loss of mental functions.

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Will he tell the story of how he lied to courts and to the American people?

I'm pretty sure he's already done this multiple times on Fox.

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[atomheartbevo 89,798]

6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

You have to guess that he really believes what he’s been saying for the past 4 years. There was some element of personal gain in his shenanigans (Trump, Ukraine) but it also came across like an overall net loss since he scared away legit work. I don’t understand his motivation other than loss of mental functions.

It wasn't too long ago that Rudy was buddies with Rick Perry, and Rudy's law firm was, if I recall correctly, working both sides of the Trans-Texas Corridor deal, including doing work for the state and I think Cintra or whoever.  It was weird as hell, and didn't appear to have any competitive bidding for the legal work.

I kind of figured that's what he'd be doing the rest of his life - using his connections and working high-profile deals, and making a shit-ton of money.

Never would have I dreamed that he'd piss it all away on Donald Trump, embarrass himself like the old grandpa who shit his pants when he went to blow out his candles, and that we'd end up with him being an idiot in a Borat movie.

 

 

[kevwun 15,896]

Hey, he was just tucking in his shirt!

[Bookman 4,642]

20 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Hey, he was just tucking in his shirt!

I had actually forgotten about that. Maybe HBO can do a Rudy miniseries or something. Again, Danny DeVito would be a great choice to play him.

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

9 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I had actually forgotten about that. Maybe HBO can do a Rudy miniseries or something. Again, Danny DeVito would be a great choice to play him.

Why so quick to move away from James woods?

[TwiceHorn 31,536]

7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

You have to guess that he really believes what he’s been saying for the past 4 years. There was some element of personal gain in his shenanigans (Trump, Ukraine) but it also came across like an overall net loss since he scared away legit work. I don’t understand his motivation other than loss of mental functions.

 

Some trial type lawyers, and I imagine it extends to "mouthpiece" bagmen, too, get to a point where their "faking" a client's cause (appearing that you sincerely believe in the righteousness of your client's cause is a near necessity in trial law), where actual facts, and what the lawyer says the facts are, start to blur. 

More than one trial lawyer has said with a straight face that "the facts are what I make them" and that it's a cop-out to say you lost a trial because of bad facts.  And a lot of good ones may not say that out loud much, but they verily believe it.

In that one court appearance that he made on the election cases, he was quite smooth.  The smoothness was undercut, pretty severely, by the fact that many of the things he was arguing were contrary to stipulated or proven facts, but he was smooth, nevertheless.

I imagine in his best days, Rudy's ego has gotten the best of him, and I think his best days are far behind him.

[tx 3 putt 77,426]

The Rudy bio pic will be funny 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

So poor old Rudy got fucked over by Trump.

Not Rudy’s fault though. Who could have ever foreseen trump screwing someone over? Just not like the guy. Very strange.

[Gatorubet 30,313]

So poor old Rudy got fucked over by Trump.

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

#ETTD

[C-Man 27,262]

Watching some of Game 7 of the Rangers/Canucks ‘94 Cup Final on NHL Network and look who popped up on the screen — Rudy and his fat, fucking retard son.

[atomheartbevo 89,798]

Rudy was regretting his life choices even back in 1994.

[tx 3 putt 77,426]

do prisons get the nhl package ?

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

On 8/10/2021 at 8:01 PM, Bama Chick said:

Y’all don’t go broke buying too many Rudy Cameos.
 

Interesting that he advertised himself as the former mayor and not former personal attorney of former president Donald.  Hmmm. 

[South Austin 52,604]

14 hours ago, C-Man said:

Watching some of Game 7 of the Rangers/Canucks ‘94 Cup Final on NHL Network

Gotdam, was nothing else on? Not even on Food Network?

[hookemATL 11,892]

46 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Gotdam, was nothing else on? Not even on Food Network?

One of the best cup finals ever. Interrupted by the OJ bronco chase I believe at some point. 

[South Austin 52,604]

2 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

One of the best cup finals ever. Interrupted by the OJ bronco chase I believe at some point. 

I thought it was the Rockets/Knicks finals game.

[hookemATL 11,892]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I thought it was the Rockets/Knicks finals game.

Mighta been both. The ESPN 30 for 30 touches on it I think. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

do prisons get the nhl package ?

I think that would constitute cruel and unusual punishment. 

[Underdog 28,773]

15 hours ago, C-Man said:

Watching some of Game 7 of the Rangers/Canucks ‘94 Cup Final on NHL Network and look who popped up on the screen — Rudy and his fat, fucking retard son.

Thought bubble:  Is it too late for the coat hangar? 

[Cousin Strawberry 1,263]

16 hours ago, C-Man said:

Watching some of Game 7 of the Rangers/Canucks ‘94 Cup Final on NHL Network and look who popped up on the screen — Rudy and his fat, fucking retard son.

 

[C-Man 27,262]

I thought it was the Rockets/Knicks finals game.

It was the NBA Finals game — Rockets fans are still butthurt about it. The Stanley Cup Finals ended several days before the OJ chase.

[C-Man 27,262]

Gotdam, was nothing else on? Not even on Food Network?

I like watching vintage sporting events

[conVINCEd 21,469]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

It was the NBA Finals game — Rockets fans are still butthurt about it. The Stanley Cup Finals ended several days before the OJ chase.

As someone who had a roommate from Houston at the time, I can confirm this.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,523]

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

 

So funny and 100% wrong at the same time.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,488]

 

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

As someone who had a roommate from Houston at the time, I can confirm this.

As somebody who was in Los Angeles trying to watch the *$&# Rockets on TV I can also confirm this.

[tx 3 putt 77,426]

22 hours ago, C-Man said:

Watching some of Game 7 of the Rangers/Canucks ‘94 Cup Final on NHL Network and look who popped up on the screen — Rudy and his fat, fucking retard son.

 

why wear a suit and tie to a hockey game ?

[Brisketexan 105,336]

 
why wear a suit and tie to a hockey game ?

Because you’re a self-important douche nozzle?

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

On 8/14/2021 at 6:43 PM, C-Man said:

Watching some of Game 7 of the Rangers/Canucks ‘94 Cup Final on NHL Network and look who popped up on the screen — Rudy and his fat, fucking retard son.

Eric had just gotten into politics here

[Fudge Nuggets 19,224]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

why wear a suit and tie to a hockey game ?

Because his tuxedo was at the cleaners?

[Red Five 40,895]

[Underdog 28,773]

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I think that would constitute cruel and unusual punishment. 

Only if it involves the glow puck. 

[C-Man 27,262]

 
why wear a suit and tie to a hockey game ?

Not unusual to see a bunch of dudes in suits at hockey and basketball games at MSG. If you work in Manhattan but live outside the city, you will go straight from the office to the game.