The Rudy Thread

[Captainant 27667]

16 hours ago, Chooky said:

"Were the things you were saying true?"

"I'm not sure.  I don't think so."

"Why were you saying those things, then?"

"There was no time to check.  I was too busy."

"Too busy? Busy doing what?"

"I was too busy claiming the things I said were true."

"Are you telling the truth now?"

"There's really no way any of us can be sure."

It's like reading a post from incredulity or wws or fozz/lmao (rip)

[TwiceHorn 31469]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

this probably isn't good for his dominion lawsuit ?

This particular case evidently is Dominion CTO Eric Coomer's defamation case.  I don't recall who all exactly Coomer sued.

But yeah, that's gonna smart in the Dominion case too.  Basically the same facts establish liability in either one.

[HenryJames 66052]

 

[SizzleChest 8283]

[atomheartbevo 89665]

cross-posting.

 

[Gatorubet 30238]

Do diligence. Due diligence. So hard to keep those two straight. Amirite!!??

[tx 3 putt 76956]

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

cross-posting.

 

hang those mother fuckers, today

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

 

[Bookman 4639]

I still think that when they do the movie or miniseries, that Danny DeVito would be perfect to play Rudy.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

I still think that when they do the movie or miniseries, that Danny DeVito would be perfect to play Rudy.

I'm thinking more Buscemi in a fat suit. Devito has the chops, of course, but you need that creepy "is this guy a space alien" vibe.

[Bookman 4639]

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm thinking more Buscemi in a fat suit. Devito has the chops, of course, but you need that creepy "is this guy a space alien" vibe.

Nice. I'm thinking John Goodman could play Trump.

[Red Five 40858]

8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm thinking more Buscemi in a fat suit. Devito has the chops, of course, but you need that creepy "is this guy a space alien" vibe.

Paul Giamatti normally does these kinds of things. 

[Biff Tannen 45683]

[Bullneck 19089]

 

 

[South Austin 52499]

Just because.

[JimmyJames 12271]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just because.

Is that at the four seasons? That will always be my favorite. 

[South Austin 52499]

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Is that at the four seasons? That will always be my favorite. 

Yes. THE Four Seasons.

[bolverk 29672]

Posted before but idgaf

 

[JimmyJames 12271]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes. THE Four Seasons.

The reason it’s so funny is because you just need a little imagination to figure out exactly how that all went down and how they accidentally wound up there and despite knowing it was ridiculous, they had no choice but to proceed anyway.  Because it was too late to move it. 

[Biff Tannen 45683]

Just now, JimmyJames said:

The reason it’s so funny is because you just need a little imagination to figure out exactly how that all went down and how they accidentally wound up there and despite knowing it was ridiculous, they had no choice but to proceed anyway.  Because it was too late to move it. 

I think the simulation went a bit too far with this one and had to dial it back a bit afterward.

[JimmyJames 12271]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I think the simulation went a bit too far with this one and had to dial it back a bit afterward.

Yeah it was definitely testing the outer boundaries. 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just because.

Did we ever see pictures of either the sex toy store or the crematorium next door?

[bolverk 29672]

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did we ever see pictures of either the sex toy store or the crematorium next door?

Sex toy shop

Crematorium

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Sex toy shop

Crematorium

Wow. That sex toy shop looks like it could be in Pakistan. Hard to believe those are just two doors apart.

[Guest Lobo]

I don't know why, but every time I look at the crematorium sign...it looks like it says, "Philadelphia Creamcheese."  

Also, we need to look into the Wreath Fund and see if there's enough money to throw a tasteful gathering next store at the State Room events space after Trump dies.  

[bolverk 29672]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Wow. That sex toy shop looks like it could be in Pakistan. Hard to believe those are just two doors apart.

Best part is they didn't hold the press conference in front of the landscaping business, they did it out back. I guess they figured it'd be a classier scene than being in a direct line of site from the crematorium and the sex shop.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Best part is they didn't hold the press conference in front of the landscaping business, they did it out back. I guess they figured it'd be a classier scene than being in a direct line of site from the crematorium and the sex shop.

Gotta love the way they plastered a bunch of campaign signs on the garage door and wheeled up a podium to make the scene look all official-like. 

[Bullneck 19089]

I occasionally eat at the BBQ place a couple of blocks away (Sweet Lucy's).  If you're ever in town to visit this landmark, I recommend it.

Also:

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think the simulation went a bit too far with this one and had to dial it back a bit afterward.

The whole situation was as if Arrested Development had a politics episode.  

[Red Five 40858]

Was there ever any confirmation that it all went down exactly how we all think it did? Last I heard was "No really, he wanted to have the PC there because it was close to the freeway" or something. 

[SydneyCarton 48105]

11 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

The whole situation was as if Arrested Development had a politics episode.  

Dont ever binge Veep. I'm not sure you could handle it these days. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wow. That sex toy shop looks like it could be in Pakistan. Hard to believe those are just two doors apart.

Or on the side of the Norf Freeway here in Houston. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

14 hours ago, bolverk said:

Sex toy shop

Crematorium

oh man, viewing booths. we all know what that means. I worked for a short stint at Pleasureland off 29th and Guadalupe (it's an Oat Willie's now). Boy do I have some stories. Luckily they hired someone to come in and clean the jackin' booths. No way I was doing that shit for $5.15/hr

[RPM 26320]

14 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Is that at the four seasons? That will always be my favorite. 

 

14 hours ago, South Austin said:

Yes. THE Four Seasons.

Proud owner

https://blog.threadless.com/four-seasons-total-landscaping-tee-by-shing-yin-khor/

[The Royal We 3072]

Hell yea, one of my prized possessions tbh.

[fattyflattie 4639]

14 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Is that at the four seasons? That will always be my favorite. 

That will never be not funny. Shit I think it’s funnier today than it was in real time.  “Of course we meant to do this.  There’s a four seasons hotel? Never heard of it!”

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Think about how the call went down to book it. 
 

hi this is the trump people. We’d like to book your facility for a press conference. 
 

4s:  …ok. 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

14 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

Santa Claus

[TexasEd 8067]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Was there ever any confirmation that it all went down exactly how we all think it did? Last I heard was "No really, he wanted to have the PC there because it was close to the freeway" or something. 

1. Occam's Razor plus Hanlon's Razor

2. Would you believe any explanation from this guy?  He shaves at restaurant dining tables.

 

[tx 3 putt 76956]

he has to be very concerned about going broke  lolololol

[JohnnyRage 1617]

10 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh man, viewing booths. we all know what that means. I worked for a short stint at Pleasureland off 29th and Guadalupe (it's an Oat Willie's now). Boy do I have some stories. Luckily they hired someone to come in and clean the jackin' booths. No way I was doing that shit for $5.15/hr

Somehow I'm not surprised by this.

[Goofyboy 3293]

oh man, viewing booths. we all know what that means. I worked for a short stint at Pleasureland off 29th and Guadalupe (it's an Oat Willie's now). Boy do I have some stories. Luckily they hired someone to come in and clean the jackin' booths. No way I was doing that shit for $5.15/hr

My roommate at Contessa freshman year (96) had a membership there. He’d rent something and leave it playing in the common room most Sunday mornings.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

we need more Friday dumps like this. making me giddy for the weekend knowing these fucks are sweating

 

[tx 3 putt 76956]

Trump is ready to testify that Rudy was not acting on his behalf 

[jimmyjazz 45948]

On 1/19/2022 at 11:47 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh man, viewing booths. we all know what that means. I worked for a short stint at Pleasureland off 29th and Guadalupe (it's an Oat Willie's now). Boy do I have some stories. Luckily they hired someone to come in and clean the jackin' booths. No way I was doing that shit for $5.15/hr

Man, the last place I'd want to be jackin' it is in a "jackin' booth".  

[tx 3 putt 76956]

A lot of people in the trump circle are about to get very fucked over 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, the last place I'd want to be jackin' it is in a "jackin' booth".  

Would it help to know you're also on cc camera? 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Shame to hear that pleasureland is gone. When I lived on 28th and later on 25th I used to walk by it on my way to Taco Bell or blockbuster and wonder about the clientele.