The Rudy Thread

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

Like I said. Good. Clean. Fun. 

[Red Five 40,847]

And we've gone from Wonder Woman and Heather Thomas in bathing suits, to Rudy G dressed up in a costume singing Bad to the Bone. This is not progress.

[4th&Five 41,520]

Better singer than lawyer. 

[Chooky 13,307]

Remember that time Rudy was trying to redeem himself from giving a press conference next to a garden hose and a stack of mulch and then in his next press conference ash tray juice started leaking out of his head? 

[Macanudo 12,976]

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Better singer than lawyer. 

That bar is really, really, really low.

[Brisketexan 105,087]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Young teen Brisket had this opinion of Ms. Thomas:

 

I had her poster in my room, the whole deal.

 

[Beau Vine 54,209]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Young teen Brisket had this opinion of Ms. Thomas:

 

I had her poster in my room, the whole deal.

 

I had a heavily-edited (and heavily-used) VHS tape of her appearances on The Fall Guy.

[Nolacycling 893]

The Good Ol' Days. Always better.

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

25 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That bar is really, really, really low.

ISWYDT

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

8 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

The Good Ol' Days. Always better.

Everything gets worse over time. 

[Nolacycling 893]

Beans?

[Chad Fuck 17,664]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Young teen Brisket had this opinion of Ms. Thomas:

 

I had her poster in my room, the whole deal.

 

Ditto.  Mom wasn't impressed.  Made me take it down.  But the memory lasts forever. 

[Brisketexan 105,087]

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Ditto.  Mom wasn't impressed.  Made me take it down.  But the memory lasts forever. 

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

Of course, I also had this one:

Man, I was one cool mofo.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

operative word: was

[Brisketexan 105,087]

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

operative word: was

F you dude, I still gots STYLE.  I don't need my badass 79 Mercury Marquis to be cool.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

F you dude, I still gots STYLE.  I don't need my badass 79 Mercury Marquis to be cool.

not cool to dox Johhny Sack like that

[Chad Fuck 17,664]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

Of course, I also had this one:

Man, I was one cool mofo.

I had this one:

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

Of course, I also had this one:

Man, I was one cool mofo.

really interesting place for a seam on those bottoms.
 

I currently have 3 of those Lone Star Duck Guide posters framed.  They’re sweet.

[Red Five 40,847]

 

OR

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

 

OR

one of those looks like don johnson with tits so the choice is easy for me

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

Back when you needed pleated bikini bottoms to account for various bush thickness. 

[Brisketexan 105,087]

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

 

OR

Your honor, the witness used "or" when any sane man would have used "and."  Clearly, he is not mentally fit and his testimony should be disregarded by the jury.

[Sawbonz 27,544]

25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

one of those looks like don johnson with tits so the choice is easy for me

What’s so attractive about Don Johnson?

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,663]

Back to Rudy....some mouth breather (a whole lot, actually) on a FB thread was butthurt that Jeong walked out because Rudy is "a great American."

I went for the low-hanging fruit (heh) of asking if great Americans try to get with girls they think are 15... he had NO idea what I was talking about...that's what we're dealing with... I'm sure Fox et. al. never even mentioned the whole Rudy-with-hands-down-his-pants fiasco.

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

I had this one:

My older brother had the Farrah poster and a bunch of Kiss posters and magazine cut-outs.

I had this poster:

And this one:

And Cheryl Ladd totally rocked it in her debut episode of Charlie’s Angels, S02E01: Angels in Paradise:

And then instead of Kiss I went with a bunch of Star Wars stuff.

[Sawbonz 27,544]

I’m guessing all those posters were bought at Spencer’s 

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

57 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m guessing all those posters were bought at Spencer’s 

I haven’t thought about it in a long time but you’re probably right. They had all those shuffling poster frames back in the black light room. I never went to the mall without stopping in there. It was a pretty trippy space that appealed to me long before I had my first psychedelic experience.

I still have one black light I bought from Spencer Gifts. I’m thinking maybe I should buy a few more and make a black light room. Or set something up for Halloween. I have a glow-in-the-dark foam rubber skull and took a picture of it under black light and it came out pretty cool.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

This thread proves my socks didn’t get lost in the dryer, they stood up and ran off on their own. 

[Brisketexan 105,087]

I’m guessing all those posters were bought at Spencer’s 

The heather Thomas one almost certainly did. I mean, where the hell else did you procure such things back in the day?

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

50 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

This thread proves my socks didn’t get lost in the dryer, they stood up and ran off on their own. 

 

[Chad Fuck 17,664]

I’m guessing all those posters were bought at Spencer’s 

Acktually there was a shop near the gate at Six Flags - just inside the USA section - where I bought mine. It was essentially a Spencer’s. But Spencer’s is where my brother got his.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,111]

On 4/21/2022 at 8:29 PM, Brisketexan said:

The heather Thomas one almost certainly did. I mean, where the hell else did you procure such things back in the day?

TG&Y for those of us who didn't have a mall nearby.

[jimmyjazz 45,895]

An oldie but a goodie, just as a refresher:

[tx 3 putt 76,881]

is spencers still around ?

[Dnaguy 11,922]

On 4/21/2022 at 4:00 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Back when you needed pleated bikini bottoms to account for various bush thickness. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is spencers still around ?

Got myself a silver fishbone necklace, a poster of Tiffany amber thiessen, a dirty card game and a black light just last week. Spent so much money I didn’t even bother going into gadzooks or hot topic. 

Edited April 26, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[4th&Five 41,520]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

is spencers still around ?

I went to the one in Barton Creek a few years ago just to see what they sold these days and there was a full on adult toy section in the back. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Got myself a silver fishbone necklace, a poster of Tiffany amber thiessen, a dirty card game and a black light just last week. Spent so much money I didn’t even bother going into gadzooks or hot topic. 

if you find yourself in Dallas you can go to the grown-up version, Shot Topic: https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/so-fetch-dallas-has-an-early-2000s-themed-emo-bar-with-shot-topic-13789600

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

Good lookin out

[Chooky 13,307]

Remember that time Rudy took a shit on television in Michigan while sitting next to that unfortunate woman who struggled to stifle her reaction to the smell? Doody Giuliani.

[Blotto 23,492]

On 4/21/2022 at 3:33 PM, Brisketexan said:

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

 

Its been many years since my HT posters on the wall days, but I immediately recognized that poster. I also immediately thought.....HT body glove poster, and sure enough google images doesn't let me down

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

I think Spencer’s is hanging with Five Below. I”m just here for the rare candy.

[Gil Bang 25,923]

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Are those shorts?

[4th&Five 41,520]

[Blotto 23,492]

get em rudy. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

Drop dead, Rudy. 

[Beau Vine 54,209]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

 

[Goredho 17,397]

On 4/21/2022 at 2:33 PM, Brisketexan said:

This one.  Mom let me keep it on the wall:

Of course, I also had this one:

Man, I was one cool mofo.

The good old days — prime Heather Thomas and 10 bird duck hunting limits.