The Rudy Thread

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Get his prison cell ready ….

 

[Underdog 29101]

He was busy... 

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Was hoping this was a “he’s dead Jim” bump. 

[jimmyjazz 46972]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Was hoping this was a “he’s dead Jim” bump. 

Well, that's a kick in the teeth.

-- jim

 

PS  Oh, Rudy.  Carry on.

Edited September 25, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[tx 3 putt 78470]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Was hoping this was a “he’s dead Jim” bump. 

him going to jail >>> death 

[elfenix 34658]

motion to rename thread to "shut your fucking face cousin fucker: the rudy giuliani story"  @Francisco 2.0

 

Edited October 7, 2022 by elfenix

[tx 3 putt 78470]

enjoy prison you dumb bitch 

[The Royal We 3090]

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

motion to rename thread to "shut your fucking face cousin fucker: the rudy giuliani story"  @Francisco 2.0

 

Just ask your buddy Donald for it Rudy, I'm sure he'll float you a loan after all of the shite you've done for him.  Right!?  He's got $225k intermingled with the mcdonald's wrappers in the couch cushions at MAR.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

this story will kill in lock up lolol 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 78470]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

Check that judge's bank accounts for suspicious deposits.

[Tuco 5093]

In general, I think jail/prison for debt is bullshit. But I’m willing to make an exception.

[atomheartbevo 90546]

On 10/7/2022 at 1:52 PM, elfenix said:

motion to rename thread to "shut your fucking face cousin fucker: the rudy giuliani story" 

Here in 2022, there are still people that don't know that Rudy's first wife was also his cousin.

[safe sex 11913]

Unreal that "I wrote it down wrong" works, but just another day in America for rich white men.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

 

[Gil Bang 26176]

 

[HenryJames 67116]

Hope Jenna Ellis gets farted on again.

[Bullneck 19454]

On 10/9/2022 at 2:36 AM, trauma babe said:

Unreal that "I wrote it down wrong" works, but just another day in America for rich white men.

Was thinking the same thing.  Just another day at the office.  "I thought the meeting with the Penske Organization was today, so I reserved the conference room.  It's not?  OK . . . "

[Bullneck 19454]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hope Jenna Ellis gets farted on again.

The doc says she will testify she was the #2 lawyer on the Trump PA team.  She's really sticking her neck out there. 

What a colossal waste of time and money for these crooks.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

 

[Chad Fuck 18090]

 

He has a fool for a lawyer.

/obligatory

[tx 3 putt 78470]

11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

He has a fool for a lawyer.

/obligatory

he can’t afford a lawyer ?

[Chad Fuck 18090]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

he can’t afford a lawyer ?

I suppose he's getting what he pays for. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

What kind of idiot represents himself in his own disbarment hearing?

[Gil Bang 26176]

22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What kind of idiot represents himself in his own disbarment hearing?

the kind that marries his cousin (and isn't a badass piano player)

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

[tx 3 putt 78470]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

What kind of idiot represents himself in his own disbarment hearing?

[Goredho 17627]

20 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Petition to change Rudy’s last name to Ghouliani.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

That's an insult to ghouls. 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

But he can look pretty ghoulish.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

Why are his top teeth a different color than his bottoms?

[4th&Five 41904]

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Why are his top teeth a different color than his bottoms?

[tx 3 putt 78470]

getting involved with trump completely ruined his life 

 

[Goredho 17627]

He's still doing better than Ashli Babbit, tho!

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

30 minutes ago, Goredho said:

He's still doing better than Ashli Babbit, tho!

She’s probably decayed less than he has. 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

35 minutes ago, Goredho said:

He's still doing better than Ashli Babbit, tho!

She doesn’t have a worry in the world 

Edited October 17, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Foosters 18225]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Why are his top teeth a different color than his bottoms?

The donor horse for the top set ate mostly oats, while the bottom horse drank black coffee and had a pack a day habit 

[Beau Vine 55824]

18 hours ago, Goredho said:

He's still doing better than Ashli Babbit, tho!

[tx 3 putt 78470]

 

[tx 3 putt 78470]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

Keyser Finite!

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Why aren’t these two in prison ?

and I agree, Barr needs to be investigated 

[Gil Bang 26176]

 

 

 

 

[Gil Bang 26176]

[RomaVicta 30500]

On 10/17/2022 at 7:30 PM, Foosters said:

The donor horse for the top set ate mostly oats, while the bottom horse drank black coffee and had a pack a day habit 

America's Mare.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

 

[South Austin 53154]

When are they going to address his courtroom farting?

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

Is he wearing an ill-fitting, mismatched suit?  Of course he is. 

[Chooky 13337]

Doo Doo Giuliani.