The Rudy Thread

[Disco Strangler 1882]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Doo Doo Giuliani.

So close.  
 

How about Doody Giuliani?

[Chooky 13317]

His mama call him doo doo.  I'm a call him doo doo.

[tx 3 putt 77327]

Has he been disbarred yet ?

[SizzleChest 8284]

Where is the shot of the shoes?

 

[Brisketexan 105266]

When are they going to address his courtroom farting?

Whoa….I mean…let’s not go overboard here, ok?

[Bookman 4639]

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Whoa….I mean…let’s not go overboard here, ok?

Courtroom farting is known legally known as "tortious interference."

[Gatorubet 30286]

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

Courtroom farting is known legally known as "tortious interference."

Here in Louisiana it’s known as Ex Poot Facto. 

[Chooky 13317]

4 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Where is the shot of the shoes?

 

Rudy "Doo Doo Shoes" Giuliani

[Longhorn_Fan68 33886]

5 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

So close.  
 

How about Doody Giuliani?

that's his nickname. his god-given name is Doodolph Giuluani.

[The Dog 44118]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21212]

19 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And this is, at best, only the second most embarrassing display from him during the campaign and aftermath. 

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You have to be a special kind of stupid to get disbarred. Lawyers don’t exactly have a high code of ethics 

[Tuco 5077]

Here in Louisiana it’s known as Ex Poot Facto. 

Napoleonic Code is always fascinating.

[Gatorubet 30286]

On 12/14/2022 at 8:14 PM, SizzleChest said:

Where is the shot of the shoes?

 

I have some goofy shoes like that, but I wear them because chemo gave me neuropathy in my feet - whatever shoe has a bunch of padding and is comfortable is my fashion choice. 

I’m not sure if he has an excuse.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

Unless, of course, you’d like to try...the Cruel Shoes.

 

[Francisco 2.0 32416]

 

 

[South Austin 52563]

I bet she’s two tons of fun.

[conVINCEd 21469]

30 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I bet she’s two tons of fun.

A big mamma jamma

A country girl from Alabama

[Red Five 40881]

Just please tell me that wasn't Kenny Loggins singing.

[RomaVicta 29967]

Kid Rock.

[Brisketexan 105266]

I bet she’s two tons of fun.

Look….if she’ll do Rudy, she’ll do ANYTHING.

[Chooky 13317]

Rudy just sittin' there shittin'.

[atomheartbevo 89777]

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

That looked like some shitty high school reunion in Branson.

[Burt 4092]

11 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

A big mamma jamma

A country girl from Alabama

I wanna big freak, fat and sloppy

I'll kick on back and watch her mouth me

Edited January 2, 2023 by Burt

[NameAlreadyInUse 5114]

Not a soul in that building knew how to dance.

[Foosters 17880]

13 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Not a soul in that building knew how to dance.

FIFY

[NAVY 6747]

Horribad 

[Gatorubet 30286]

I have not seen the documentary about America’s Mayor.  I mean, I know how it ends and he turns into a demented, evil piece of shit traitor. 

Anybody sit through it?

[Pescado_Rojo 19428]

On 12/15/2022 at 10:30 AM, The Dog said:

 

[C-Man 27254]

https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2957124921664-watch-rudy-giuliani-become-utterly-confused-about-what-the-oscars-are-then-claim-to-be-a-religious-scholar

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Rudy Giuliani appeared to be completely befuddled by the existence of the Academy Awards, the major Hollywood awards show known as The Oscars which just saw its 95th annual iteration.

“Somebody asked me about something called Oscar. Oscar?” Giuliani said during the Monday edition of his show, America’s Mayor Live .

“The Oscars,” a producer off-camera corrected.

“Oh, it’s the — oh, it’s a family,” Giuliani replied, appearing to get more confused. “What are Oscars. Some big thing happened last night called Oscar?”

After his producer clarified that it was a Hollywood award show, Giuliani went down a different rabbit hole, discussing the show The Chosen about the life of Jesus Christ.

“I watched Chosen , which I recommend to everyone to watch before Easter. It’s about the life of Jesus Christ. People who are very Orthodox, either Catholic or Protestant, might be somewhat offended by, it’s not being biblically 100% accurate, but it is not in any way offensive,” Giuliani explained.

“Its fictionalism is from my point of view, as a moderate biblical scholar. Moderate. I say moderate, but more a religious scholar, which I am — I would say it’s fair interpretation,” he added.

“But in any event, I was watching that and they said there was this thing on Oscar, but nobody I knew was watching it,” Giuliani concluded.

Watch above via America’s Mayor Live on YouTube.

The post Watch Rudy Giuliani Become Utterly Confused About What The Oscars Are, Then Claim to Be a Religious Scholar first appeared on Mediaite .

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2957124921664-watch-rudy-giuliani-become-utterly-confused-about-what-the-oscars-are-then-claim-to-be-a-religious-scholar

 

Started on the unfit for trial defense already.

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On 3/15/2023 at 11:25 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Started on the unfit for trial defense already.

 

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😂😂😂😂😂

 

[4th&Five 41586]

Can you imagine his cabinet if he gets another term? 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9349]

Can you imagine his cabinet if he gets another term? 

You mean you're not ready for Secretary of State Kid Rock?

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

Or secretary of defense rittenhouse?

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25 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Can you imagine his cabinet if he gets another term? 

Junior will have multiple departments.  Mike Lindell will be Secretary of the Interior.  

And everybody and their brother will be recording everything when they are around Trump, both to protect their asses, and to cash in on book deals after.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

Borat- NO RUDY!! SHE'S TOO OLD!!!

[Beau Vine 54377]

I think Rudy's best shot is the "She was working for me!  What did she expect?" defense.

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54 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I think Rudy's best shot is the "She was working for me!  What did she expect?" defense.

he better sing like a bird 

[Tuco 5077]

34 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I think Rudy's best shot is the "She was working for me!  What did she expect?" defense.

I mean, to a certain degree, I buy that.  She claims she was offered $1M per year as a business development manager.  Really?  I assume Rudy G is basically a one horse stable at this point.  I also assume Rudy doesn't need much help in getting his name out there.  Does anyone believe that $1M per year is the going rate for a BD manager in that situation?

I like that her website includes her modeling work. 

Am I being too cynical here?  

[HornOnTheBayou 8945]

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I think Rudy's best shot is the "She was working for me!  What did she expect?" defense.

Should probably sprinkle in some Art Briles as well: "Those are some bad dudes. Why was she around those guys?"

[Neonmoon 38130]

These are good

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

[tchookem 3905]

They all want to be like Bill. They hate him because they ain't him.

[Blotto 23568]

the simulation is off the rails at this point. 

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The former mayor is quoted making outrageously sexist, racist, and antisemitic comments in multiple recorded conversations, including comments like, “I’m gonna make it a little painful,” “Be a slut! Be Rudy’s slut,” “I think of you as my daughter. Is that weird?” and declaring he would “get in trouble with underage girls” who were 16 but looked 20.

It describes Giuliani acting obsessed with Dunphy, calling her up to 53 times a day. The suit references him making inappropriate sexual comments about her and much younger female colleagues, including one recorded incident on March 4, 2019, when he openly fantasized about sleeping with her while drinking Bloody Marys on the job.

“Giuliani became drunk, and fantasized about visiting a hotel with Ms. Dunphy, bizarrely saying during a recorded conversation that he would tell the doorman to wait outside with the luggage so that ‘we do it on the floor in the living room … we don’t even make it to the bedroom. All the clothes come off,’ and telling the doorman, ‘I need time alone with my girlfriend, with my daughter. With my little girl,’” the lawsuit quotes Giuliani.

“This became part of a pattern in which Giuliani referenced Ms. Dunphy as his ‘daughter’ in the context of sexual activity and made her extremely uncomfortable.”

Dunphy’s suit lists multiple causes of action, including battery, and demands $10 million in damages.

 

 

[SizzleChest 8284]

Were these his blowjob shoes?  Wanting to feel taller why he was getting blown?

[Chooky 13317]

For the last 5 years all the Rudy news is gross. Shit leaking out of his head. Dildo stores. Shitting on live television. Shoes. Creeping. Fuck off for a sec, Rudy.