The Rudy Thread

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

22 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

  I'm sure Amazon is shaking in their boots about this.  

[Prepuce of Doom 20981]

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

 

[Gil Bang 25894]

 

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

Rudy talking to Trump:





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['stache 21744]

34 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Wait, does he actually pull his dick out, and its on camera? JFC, what the actual fuck?

[D_Goose 478]

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

[Beau Vine 53978]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2380]

Rudy thought he was going to get his dick wet.  LOL.  Fucking idiot.  Yeah he could never be played.  

[Dnaguy 11763]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

The trailer will clear it up for you:

 

Is that Texas Ag commissioner Sid Miller fisting at the end of that?

[SizzleChest 8275]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Is that Texas Ag commissioner Sid Miller fisting at the end of that?

Yup.

[Brisketexan 104537]

So, Mr. Giuliani.....

 

[hayden_horn 11360]

oh. my. god.

has this been posted yet?

 

[Upgrayedd 5804]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

oh. my. god.

has this been posted yet?

 

Thank God he's not the head of cyber security.  

[Dnaguy 11763]

5 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Yup.

[Francisco 2.0 32312]

[Underdog 28443]

27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Young and blonde, he probably had an Ivanka flashback.  

[Horn Dog 9670]

The GOP-   Girls Over Puberty (need not apply)

[smuggs 9341]

36 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Lost in all this is the terrifying contrast in "skin tone" between Rudy's head and hands. 

To be fair most of Rudy’s blood supply was furiously rushing to his brain and his flaccid geezer shaft.

[Dnaguy 11763]

52 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

[Goredho 17340]

If early meme results are an indicator, this very well could make everything over the last 4 years completely worth it.

[YChang 3430]

Dnaguy with a scorching rebuttal! 

[Brisketexan 104537]

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Dnaguy with a scorching rebuttal! 

I don't know if that's a rebuttal or just another hysterical political fuckup -- "BITCH SET ME UP!" is one of the all-time great political quotes.

[YChang 3430]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't know if that's a rebuttal or just another hysterical political fuckup -- "BITCH SET ME UP!" is one of the all-time great political quotes.

Hmm, you may be right!

[staboner 4956]

hahaha thank you sweet world for this offering

[SizzleChest 8275]

 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2380]

39 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Bitch set me up!

[Hank Kingsley 20676]

I posted earlier, but the guy pretending to be Ivanka texting with  Rudy are fake. Apologies. 

[DigDug 1649]

And actually that bitch did set him up.

[DigglerontheHoof 21044]

12 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

['stache 21744]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Sidenote: What the actual fuck is going on here?

[Tom 2959]

On 10/16/2020 at 2:06 PM, atomheartbevo said:

When you make Kilmeade question what you are saying, you've really gone past the point of no return.

 

 

I've seen that no less than three times.  I never fail to cringe.

[Ted Lange 16040]

 

 

[Born to Run 6558]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

To be fair most of Rudy’s blood supply was furiously rushing to his brain and his flaccid geezer shaft.

Flaccid Geezer Shaft is pretty lit for a band made up of old retirees.

[DigglerontheHoof 21044]

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Sidenote: What the actual fuck is going on here?

scorching case of herpes?

[Tom 2959]

What is revenge porn law?  Is that something lawyers specialize in like family law or personal injury law?

[Ted Lange 16040]

 

 

['stache 21744]

Drunken Sleazebags is another excellent band name.

[Brisketexan 104537]

3 minutes ago, Tom said:

What is revenge porn law?  Is that something lawyers specialize in like family law or personal injury law?

It is a law that prohibits you from posting pornographic or explicit images without the other person's consent.

I'm betting that there's a HUGE problem with the Rudy apologists yelling about this from the highest mountain......those same images are going to be broadcast to the world in a Borat movie in a couple of days.  They can't broadcast those images without having obtained the consent of the people being filmed.  Rudy almost certainly signed a broad consent form regarding the "interview" process he was taking part in.  So, the whole "violating the law by posting the images without his consent" -- dumbass almost certainly already consented.  Because he's Rudy, and he's really, really, really fucking stupid.

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

22 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Sidenote: What the actual fuck is going on here?

Dude, soccer has some weird traditions.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21044]

And revenge porn is more commonly thought of as a former partner sending out explicit pics of their exes for......revenge.  IOW, he's an idiot. 

[Eastwood 4394]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They can't broadcast those images without having obtained the consent of the people being filmed.  Rudy almost certainly signed a broad consent form regarding the "interview" process he was taking part in.

 

[Dnaguy 11763]

31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Sidenote: What the actual fuck is going on here?

Well I’d show you, but I’m pretty sure you’d just think I was blowing smoke up your ass.

Edited October 21, 2020 by Dnaguy

[Gil Bang 25894]

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And revenge porn is more commonly thought of as a former partner sending out explicit pics of their exes for......revenge.  IOW, he's an idiot. 

Think Congressmember Katie Hill, who was forced to resign after her boyfriend posted pics of a 3 way that they had. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11802]

26 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Flaccid Geezer Shaft is pretty lit for a Sabbath cover band made up of old retirees.

Fify.

[DigglerontheHoof 21044]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

Think Congressmember Katie Hill, who was forced to resign after her boyfriend posted pics of a 3 way that they had. 

Yep.  That dude was a real penis wrinkle. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

Edited October 21, 2020 by SizzleChest

[4th&Five 41457]

We’ll all get to decide on Friday, Rudy.