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Rudy consented to this.  Does that make it funnier? Yes.  Does that make pizzagate Q annon folks look dumber? Yes.

I lived in the DC suburbs when that Marion Berry thing went down.  Hilarious.  

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10 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

Oh, there was stone-cold lying alright.  Lying...on the bed.  With a stone-cold boner.  
There was a tuck.  And then a swirl.  Counter-clockwise.  

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Look fellas, I'm swimming in cash like Johnny Sack or Rex Kramer.  I get my fucking bespoken shirts hand-made and custom tailored.  And when I fly private to my fittings...I do the same thing when I get there...I lay down flat on my back at a mid-level hotel bed and I see how that shirt is gonna handle the pressures of my work-hard/play-hard lifestyle.  Any tailor can just stand you up in front of a 3-way mirror to see how the shirt will rest on your frame.  But my guy...he does another kinda 3-way test.  

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Look fellas, I'm swimming in cash like Johnny Sack or Rex Kramer.  I get my fucking bespoken shirts hand-made and custom tailored.  And when I fly private to my fittings...I do the same thing when I get there...I lay down flat on my back at a mid-level hotel bed and I see how that shirt is gonna handle the pressures of my work-hard/play-hard lifestyle.  Any tailor can just stand you up in front of a 3-way mirror to see how the shirt will rest on your frame.  But my guy...he does another kinda 3-way test.  

You must be a nurse
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56 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, this story is wonderful.

Thank you, SBC, you mad genius.

Going to be real wonderful when:

1.  There actually is an investigation that within the week discovers not only was Rudy punked by Borat but was compromised by Russian agents.

2.  As head of the cyber, said compromise resulted in the Russians finding more ways to tamper in the election.

3.  Election cancelled errr postponed until the full damage of the compromise and a way to fix everything can be found.

4.  Hey, I’m sure we can survive 20 more years of this shit.

2020 LAUGHS at all y’all mother fuckers that thought something good would come out of this.

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Sasha had to get permission from Rudy in order to get him into the movie. So that is my theory on why he jumped in and kept him from pulling his junk out. He saved him from himself so he could get him to approve being in the movie since Rudy didn't do anything but Tuck in his shirt. yeah. I think if Sasha had filmed more than that it could have been an ugly lawsuit and I don't even know what else. This way, he gets to use Rudy and have everyone laugh at him. Bonus that this is before the election and Rudy is trying to spread disinfo about Hunter Biden.

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1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Sasha had to get permission from Rudy in order to get him into the movie. So that is my theory on why he jumped in and kept him from pulling his junk out. He saved him from himself so he could get him to approve being in the movie since Rudy didn't do anything but Tuck in his shirt. yeah. I think if Sasha had filmed more than that it could have been an ugly lawsuit and I don't even know what else. This way, he gets to use Rudy and have everyone laugh at him. Bonus that this is before the election and Rudy is trying to spread disinfo about Hunter Biden.

 

Or...Rudy had signed the disclosure long before the hotel room, without even bothering to read what he was signing.

 

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3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I don't know that it would be sufficient to put you in a movie. You would need more than a disclosure I would think. 

Sure, but this is not a good lawyer. This is a person who has their interest in mind... and trump's. It's there, and it's real. He's lost his goddamn mind. But whatever, he deserves it. 

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30 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Sasha had to get permission from Rudy in order to get him into the movie. So that is my theory on why he jumped in and kept him from pulling his junk out. He saved him from himself so he could get him to approve being in the movie since Rudy didn't do anything but Tuck in his shirt. yeah. I think if Sasha had filmed more than that it could have been an ugly lawsuit and I don't even know what else. This way, he gets to use Rudy and have everyone laugh at him. Bonus that this is before the election and Rudy is trying to spread disinfo about Hunter Biden.

When you're making a porno, you get the actors to sign the release form before you shoot any film. 

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