The Rudy Thread

[SizzleChest 8314]

The first rule of political Fight Club is if you were drunk and don't have a copy of the tape, you are fucked.

[MC Fresh Breath 4075]

Found it!

 

https://uproxx.com/sports/soccer-magic-spray-butt/

[TexasEd 8269]

Rudy consented to this.  Does that make it funnier? Yes.  Does that make pizzagate Q annon folks look dumber? Yes.

I lived in the DC suburbs when that Marion Berry thing went down.  Hilarious.  

Edited October 21, 2020 by TexasEd

[Prepuce of Doom 21303]

7 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

There's no way that he tweeted this himself. 

[Dnaguy 12724]

5 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

[SizzleChest 8314]

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

There's no way that he tweeted this himself. 

The revenge porn premise was not catching fire.

[Guest Lobo]

10 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

Oh, there was stone-cold lying alright.  Lying...on the bed.  With a stone-cold boner.  
There was a tuck.  And then a swirl.  Counter-clockwise.  

[Dirk X West 772]

11 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

I was just tucking my shirt in, Mom!  Can't you knock?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

4 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

I was just furiously practicing tucking my shirt in, Mom!  Can't you knock?

Funnier with tech guy gif.

Edited October 21, 2020 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Beau Vine 55896]

I don't know about you guys, but when I need to tuck in my shirt, I always lie down flat on my back on a bed and shove my hand down my pants.

Especially when I'm with a young woman whom I've just met.

Edited October 21, 2020 by Beau Vine

[TheStoicPaisano 9954]

8 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

I was just tucking my shirt in, Mom!  Can't you knock?

It could happen to you, cuz it happened to Rudy.

 

[Hank Kingsley 21816]

The only way I tuck in my pants is while staring at a young woman. I can't do it otherwise. 

 

[Surly Bevo 25785]

21 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

I thought laying down on the bed to tuck a shirt in was for really really fat people or girls in super tight jeans.

[Guest Lobo]

Look fellas, I'm swimming in cash like Johnny Sack or Rex Kramer.  I get my fucking bespoken shirts hand-made and custom tailored.  And when I fly private to my fittings...I do the same thing when I get there...I lay down flat on my back at a mid-level hotel bed and I see how that shirt is gonna handle the pressures of my work-hard/play-hard lifestyle.  Any tailor can just stand you up in front of a 3-way mirror to see how the shirt will rest on your frame.  But my guy...he does another kinda 3-way test.  

[Beau Vine 55896]

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5178]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hmm, maybe I should be looking at a career change.

[Guest Lobo]

I dunno man, doing that kinda work...your 'gun' could catch something out on the pitch.  

[Brisketexan 107043]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13638]

47 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Incarcerated Trump Lawyer v Pedo Trump Lawyer SMACK DOWN!!!

[Brisketexan 107043]

Also, you guys need to back off.  Rudy was just doing as he promised, digging around to root out erection fraud.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2506]

He was looking for a hard drive and all he found was a floppy disc.  

[TexArcher 39079]

Holy shit, this story is wonderful.

Thank you, SBC, you mad genius.

[Guest Lobo]

Rudy (adjusting pockets and zipper fly):  "Hey Sandra...you wanna see an elephant?"  

[Captainant 28607]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Sidenote: What the actual fuck is going on here?

What, you've never eaten at Pluckers?

[C-Man 27838]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, this story is wonderful.

Thank you, SBC, you mad genius.

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol, 2020, y'all. what.the.fuck.

[Goredho 17663]

Dear Everybody,

No, it was the exact hole I was aiming for.

Warmest regards,

- 2020

[Ghost of LL 15705]

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

That's it?  That's what you came up with?  Tucking in your shirt?  Because everybody tucks in his shirt by first lying down on a bed?

Oh, Rudy--I'm so ashamed.

[Gil Bang 26263]

Look fellas, I'm swimming in cash like Johnny Sack or Rex Kramer.  I get my fucking bespoken shirts hand-made and custom tailored.  And when I fly private to my fittings...I do the same thing when I get there...I lay down flat on my back at a mid-level hotel bed and I see how that shirt is gonna handle the pressures of my work-hard/play-hard lifestyle.  Any tailor can just stand you up in front of a 3-way mirror to see how the shirt will rest on your frame.  But my guy...he does another kinda 3-way test.  

You must be a nurse

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19484]

56 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, this story is wonderful.

Thank you, SBC, you mad genius.

Going to be real wonderful when:

1.  There actually is an investigation that within the week discovers not only was Rudy punked by Borat but was compromised by Russian agents.

2.  As head of the cyber, said compromise resulted in the Russians finding more ways to tamper in the election.

3.  Election cancelled errr postponed until the full damage of the compromise and a way to fix everything can be found.

4.  Hey, I’m sure we can survive 20 more years of this shit.

2020 LAUGHS at all y’all mother fuckers that thought something good would come out of this.

[Bozo_Casanova 26911]

19 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

That's it?  That's what you came up with?  Tucking in your shirt?  Because everybody tucks in his shirt by first lying down on a bed?

Oh, Rudy--I'm so ashamed.

 

[honolulu horn 6241]

Weezy and Borat influencing the presidential election. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12820]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Drunken Sleazebags is another excellent band name.

"Indiscrete Encounter"  is also good. 

[DigDug 1738]

 

[Ted Lange 16446]

Whenever you see that this thread has been bumped to the top.....

 

 

never fails to deliver.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

Yeah, Rudy definitely pulled out his junk and even SBC was like, OK, that's enough. Probably would have gone further but was protecting the girl. 

[DigDug 1738]

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Rudy was merely attempting to demonstrate to the reporter that he, in fact, had boner fides.  

[BradInATX 9208]

This is a must see TV weekend

 

Friday Borat

Saturday Texas vs the rapists

Sunday the big hype 60 Minutes episode

 

Only one of these will be a disappointment.

 

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Sasha had to get permission from Rudy in order to get him into the movie. So that is my theory on why he jumped in and kept him from pulling his junk out. He saved him from himself so he could get him to approve being in the movie since Rudy didn't do anything but Tuck in his shirt. yeah. I think if Sasha had filmed more than that it could have been an ugly lawsuit and I don't even know what else. This way, he gets to use Rudy and have everyone laugh at him. Bonus that this is before the election and Rudy is trying to spread disinfo about Hunter Biden.

[Francisco 2.0 32621]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Sasha had to get permission from Rudy in order to get him into the movie. So that is my theory on why he jumped in and kept him from pulling his junk out. He saved him from himself so he could get him to approve being in the movie since Rudy didn't do anything but Tuck in his shirt. yeah. I think if Sasha had filmed more than that it could have been an ugly lawsuit and I don't even know what else. This way, he gets to use Rudy and have everyone laugh at him. Bonus that this is before the election and Rudy is trying to spread disinfo about Hunter Biden.

 

Or...Rudy had signed the disclosure long before the hotel room, without even bothering to read what he was signing.

 

[burntorangebongos 10826]

I don't know that it would be sufficient to put you in a movie. You would need more than a disclosure I would think. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13638]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Or...Rudy had signed the disclosure long before the hotel room, without even bothering to read what he was signing.

 

The best lawyers.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I don't know that it would be sufficient to put you in a movie. You would need more than a disclosure I would think. 

Sure, but this is not a good lawyer. This is a person who has their interest in mind... and trump's. It's there, and it's real. He's lost his goddamn mind. But whatever, he deserves it. 

[SameSame 1754]

 

[brown water 3789]

Great. Another tuck rule controversy 
 

 

[Bateshorn 9991]

So...I know for a fact Rudy does 9 pm news drunk (Which is common knowledge), so the chances he was drunk and had already signed his release is pretty high.

[Guest Lobo]

https://www.maralagoclub.com/default.aspx?p=DynamicModule&ssid=100001&vnf=1&navRefresh=1&PageId=1

Click on that link.  Hover over the "Amenities" tab up top.  Look at what pops up second to the left above the "Guest Suites" deal.  

It's fucking Rudy.  

[WhatTheBuck 28942]

30 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Sasha had to get permission from Rudy in order to get him into the movie. So that is my theory on why he jumped in and kept him from pulling his junk out. He saved him from himself so he could get him to approve being in the movie since Rudy didn't do anything but Tuck in his shirt. yeah. I think if Sasha had filmed more than that it could have been an ugly lawsuit and I don't even know what else. This way, he gets to use Rudy and have everyone laugh at him. Bonus that this is before the election and Rudy is trying to spread disinfo about Hunter Biden.

When you're making a porno, you get the actors to sign the release form before you shoot any film.