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When they make a Rudy movie, the actor has the material to win an Oscar. Young thin attorney general goes after organized crime, NY gets safer, 9/11 mayor, then the turn to fat kook. Trump lawyer in Ukraine. Four seasons landscaping. Hair dye. Daughter doesn’t like him. I’m 
 

the script writes itself. 

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

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8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors of POTUS Personal Attorneys" 

FIFY

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3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy

Well, everyone knows Guliani was disbarred, convicted and died in the federal correctional facility in Otisville.  What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

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4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.

He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.

Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

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23 hours ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

"Strike Force Rudy" has to be..

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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

That would explain the farting.

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A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”
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Would certainly explain Rudy's symptoms.  

"Mr. Mayor, you have pints of colored hair tonic trickling into your mouth."  

"Really?  I don't taste anything"

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Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.
He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.
Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

IRS bro. And they make him pay fica on the handies.
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26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

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46 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

Rudy has co morbidities that very much mirror those of the a very dead Herman Cain.

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1 hour ago, 406W30th said:

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

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30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Who?

 

Two of those survived by getting drugs not available to the general public.  Factor that in and 2 of the 14 are dead.  Not a great survival rate.



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