The Rudy Thread

[Neonmoon 38130]

When they make a Rudy movie, the actor has the material to win an Oscar. Young thin attorney general goes after organized crime, NY gets safer, 9/11 mayor, then the turn to fat kook. Trump lawyer in Ukraine. Four seasons landscaping. Hair dye. Daughter doesn’t like him. I’m 
 

the script writes itself. 

[Bookman 4758]

Danny DeVito would make a really good Rudy.

[Chooky 13340]

The early era portrayed by Ed Norton.

The late era portrayed by two rotting gourds stacked on top of each other. 

[Chooky 13340]

The special effects for the late era will be cheap.  Just hire Lenny Dykstra to spit on the actor's head prior to each shot.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19583]

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

[C-Man 27777]

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors of POTUS Personal Attorneys" 

FIFY

[Pato del Muerto 53457]

Philip Seymour Hoffman could have done all the Rudys 

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

Paul Giamatti. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4159]

Sean Astin 

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

23 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

The real Rudy is scarier. 

[RPM 26618]

6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Sean Astin 

Has the chops, but wrong body type.

[Horndog 2295]

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

Nope. 

[tantric superman 4668]

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

Well, everyone knows Guliani was disbarred, convicted and died in the federal correctional facility in Otisville.  What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

[AUinHsv 584]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Philip Seymour Hoffman could have done all the Rudys 

This is correct. 

[Ted Lange 16407]

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

[Dnaguy 12616]

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.

He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.

Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

Edited November 23, 2020 by Dnaguy

[safe sex 11990]

He's one of our greatest living actors, and that is not sarcasm.

[tantric superman 4668]

Martin Scorsese - he's two years older than Rudy.  He needs to do a lead role before he dies, and Marty will know just the right amount of crazy/Italian/humor to inject into the role. 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20911]

Are you guys forgetting that we already have somebody with Rudy chops?  

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Wait until the end.

James Woods as idealistic Rudy is just too much.
 

 

[Horndog 2295]

If Boris Johnson has a cameo - - 

 

[WgnBrnr 17]

23 hours ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

"Strike Force Rudy" has to be..

[Beau Vine 55862]

19 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Should be obvious now -- Randy Quaid.

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1314]

"Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gross" should be the title.

[Horndog 2295]

Sound track by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. 

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

John Lithgow is doing an entertaining Rudy on Colbert right now. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13725]

A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

[Bama Chick 28596]

He’s been hospitalized.

[Bozo_Casanova 26845]

 

[henrygandorf 29225]

he's been completely surrounded by this virus for months now.  it would be a bigger story if he didn't catch it.

[Pato del Muerto 53457]

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

[F250 29199]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

That would explain the farting.

[Chad Fuck 18134]

A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

[JohnnyRage 1617]

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

[Guest Lobo]

Would certainly explain Rudy's symptoms.  

"Mr. Mayor, you have pints of colored hair tonic trickling into your mouth."  

"Really?  I don't taste anything"

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

I hope he enjoys all covid has to offer.   

Edited December 7, 2020 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Gatorubet 30711]

Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.
He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.
Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

IRS bro. And they make him pay fica on the handies.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13725]

11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

I stand corrected. 

[406W30th 1111]

26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

32 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

As far as I know, he didn't say "goodbye," either. 

[NIUHuskies 505]

https://mobile.twitter.com/EmmaVigeland/status/1335681731874205698

[Satchel 6982]

46 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

Rudy has co morbidities that very much mirror those of the a very dead Herman Cain.

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

 

[Sawbonz 28209]

1 hour ago, 406W30th said:

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

[Beau Vine 55862]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

His twitter account does.

[Bozo_Casanova 26845]

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

Who?

 

[mchookem 16765]

On 11/23/2020 at 8:20 AM, Bookman said:

Danny DeVito would make a really good Rudy.

 

[C-Man 27777]

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

He’s been hospitalized.
 

[Aqua Buddha 14804]

30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Who?

 

Two of those survived by getting drugs not available to the general public.  Factor that in and 2 of the 14 are dead.  Not a great survival rate.

[Bullneck 19513]

8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

No, that's incorrect.