The Rudy Thread

[Neonmoon 38,127]

When they make a Rudy movie, the actor has the material to win an Oscar. Young thin attorney general goes after organized crime, NY gets safer, 9/11 mayor, then the turn to fat kook. Trump lawyer in Ukraine. Four seasons landscaping. Hair dye. Daughter doesn’t like him. I’m 
 

the script writes itself. 

[Bookman 4,610]

Danny DeVito would make a really good Rudy.

[Chooky 13,296]

The early era portrayed by Ed Norton.

The late era portrayed by two rotting gourds stacked on top of each other. 

[Chooky 13,296]

The special effects for the late era will be cheap.  Just hire Lenny Dykstra to spit on the actor's head prior to each shot.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19,330]

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

[C-Man 27,029]

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors of POTUS Personal Attorneys" 

FIFY

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

Philip Seymour Hoffman could have done all the Rudys 

[WhatTheBuck 28,703]

Paul Giamatti. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

Sean Astin 

[WhatTheBuck 28,703]

23 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

The real Rudy is scarier. 

[RPM 26,208]

6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Sean Astin 

Has the chops, but wrong body type.

[Horndog 2,218]

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

Nope. 

[tantric superman 4,667]

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Imagine what Brian Cranston could do as old Rudy. 

Well, everyone knows Guliani was disbarred, convicted and died in the federal correctional facility in Otisville.  What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

[AUinHsv 576]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Philip Seymour Hoffman could have done all the Rudys 

This is correct. 

[Ted Lange 16,040]

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

[Dnaguy 11,763]

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.

He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.

Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

Edited November 23, 2020 by Dnaguy

[safe sex 11,676]

He's one of our greatest living actors, and that is not sarcasm.

[tantric superman 4,667]

Martin Scorsese - he's two years older than Rudy.  He needs to do a lead role before he dies, and Marty will know just the right amount of crazy/Italian/humor to inject into the role. 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

Are you guys forgetting that we already have somebody with Rudy chops?  

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Wait until the end.

James Woods as idealistic Rudy is just too much.
 

 

[Horndog 2,218]

If Boris Johnson has a cameo - - 

 

[WgnBrnr 17]

23 hours ago, Lobo said:

This just blew my mind.  I think my buddy can get a script out by Christmas, working title:  "The 9/11 of Mayors" 

"Strike Force Rudy" has to be..

[Beau Vine 53,978]

19 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m thinking Nic Cage could pull off a pretty over the top crazy rudy.  

Should be obvious now -- Randy Quaid.

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1,291]

"Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gross" should be the title.

[Horndog 2,218]

Sound track by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,703]

John Lithgow is doing an entertaining Rudy on Colbert right now. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,406]

A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

He’s been hospitalized.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,271]

 

[henrygandorf 29,174]

he's been completely surrounded by this virus for months now.  it would be a bigger story if he didn't catch it.

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

[F250 28,674]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s obviously had it for days and days based on how he’s looked and sounded in PCs and trials, and they hid it until his symptoms required a hospital stay. Reckless and criminal. 

That would explain the farting.

[Chad Fuck 17,548]

A fair number of old and/or unhealthy politicians have had covid and survived. Someone is going to press their luck with this track record.

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

[Guest Lobo]

Would certainly explain Rudy's symptoms.  

"Mr. Mayor, you have pints of colored hair tonic trickling into your mouth."  

"Really?  I don't taste anything"

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,802]

I hope he enjoys all covid has to offer.   

Edited December 7, 2020 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Gatorubet 30,083]

Nic Cage would do a one man show version of Human centipede as long as the check cleared.
He can’t and wouldn’t turn down the role.
Dude probably gives hj’s to hobos for quarters.

IRS bro. And they make him pay fica on the handies.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,406]

11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

I stand corrected. 

[406W30th 1,111]

26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

How badly does Trump hope for Giuliani to die with his secrets and lawyer's fees due?

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,703]

32 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

As far as I know, he didn't say "goodbye," either. 

[NIUHuskies 504]

https://mobile.twitter.com/EmmaVigeland/status/1335681731874205698

[Satchel 6,908]

46 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

Rudy has co morbidities that very much mirror those of the a very dead Herman Cain.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,879]

 

[Sawbonz 27,392]

1 hour ago, 406W30th said:

On second thought, I guess I don't want Rudy to die a horrific, miserable death?

Well, at least not until he testifies against Trump.

 

[Beau Vine 53,978]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

His twitter account does.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,271]

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Herman Cain doesn’t say “hello.”

Who?

 

[mchookem 16,184]

On 11/23/2020 at 8:20 AM, Bookman said:

Danny DeVito would make a really good Rudy.

 

[C-Man 27,029]

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

He’s been hospitalized.
 

[Aqua Buddha 14,501]

30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Who?

 

Two of those survived by getting drugs not available to the general public.  Factor that in and 2 of the 14 are dead.  Not a great survival rate.

[Bullneck 18,983]

8 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

No, that's incorrect.