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Dallas Stars 2019-2020 Season Thread


Longhorn_Fan68

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Of course we were going to schtick it up. It's at Fair Park. At our garish best. Big Tex and fried everything. That's exactly what visitors from the Great White North expect. A guy on horse doing trick roping, pig races, everywhere you look it's Country Saturday. There's probably cowshit bingo somewhere. Bits ahoy!

Y'all want them to move here or something? I don't give a shit if they play up the myth of Texas. No one else has this bit. No where else is there a giant cowboy greeting the arriving guests. We gotdam invented the corny dog. And you thought we were going to present our cosmopolitan side?

Y'all would suck at PR.

Give the people what they want. Bits.

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