Dallas Stars 2019-2020 Season Thread

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

This is why everyone hates perry

[Junior Miller 1502]

I was just thinking during the pregame show on the ticket when they mentioned Perry that he's been a really good soldier and hadn't done anything dirty this year. 

Oops

This is going to get nasty

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Yeesh

[Zavala 1384]

Bull fuckin shit

[Zepol87 9171]

Come on

[Junior Miller 1502]

Is Nashville's PowerPlay just as shitty as it was in the playoffs last year?

I sure hope so

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Why not look at that on video?

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Fuck off perry. Cheap shotting douche bag. Cost your team big time. 

Edited January 1, 2020 by Firemans4Horn

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Eat shit Perry. 

[Junior Miller 1502]

Thank God I didn't pay $400 to go to this. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Way to ruin the showcase game, perry and referees. 

[ss13 1832]

NBC can’t be liking this. 

[Zavala 1384]

Stick that boofer Perry back on a plane to California

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Terrible penalty shot

[ss13 1832]

Oops. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Can’t score if you miss the net genius 

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t score if you miss the net genius 

Trust nobody, not even yourself

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Need to pot one of these chances

[Zavala 1384]

YEE

HAW

WERE IN DALLAS TEXAS OUT HERE IN THE COUNTRY

YIPPIE! YEEEEHAWWW!

[Zavala 1384]

But these uniforms are dope as fuck. Green helmets. Cowhide lookin' gloves. Pretty nice cream pants. They should keep this look as an alternate.

So they gonna get a penelty for that check? Comeau is concussed.

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Looked like a clean hit to me Comeau just wasn’t able to brace when he hit the ice. 

 

We’re down to 10 forwards and down 2 goals. Not great. 

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Looked like a clean hit to me Comeau just wasn’t able to brace when he hit the ice. 

We’re down to 10 forwards and down 2 goals. Not great. 

Agreed, just wondering if every time somebody goes down they gonna look at replay in slo mo.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Not sure if it’s because of Perry’s hit, but Nashville is really hitting hard. Including one to polak right before the perry hit. 

[Zavala 1384]

Really getting some badass chances. 

CMON BENN AND SEGUIN EARN YOUR MONEY

also, put one in Hintz!

[Junior Miller 1502]

okay just need somebody to cheap shot Benn but not injure him so that way he can go beast mode again like on Sunday

[Zavala 1384]

Elbow to the nose of Benn

Now it's a good non call though lulz

[Zavala 1384]

Jesus can we get a single fucking call got damn

[Zavala 1384]

The Russian is right at home outdoors

[Zavala 1384]

How is Smith in front of the net ALL DAY wtf

[Bruh Man 3160]

Fuck Corey Perry. Jackass killed the energy in this game.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

The NHL's marketing for this is basically "Hey look!  These hicks like hockey!"  I'm surprised there aren't farm animals out on the field.  

There are. It's pretty insulting

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

There are. It's pretty insulting

It’s not like there aren’t pig races at the state fair. 
But yeah, everything shouldn’t be yeehaw. Get the toadies or old 97s out there or something dallas related. 

[Lat22 3994]

The NHL's marketing for this is basically "Hey look!  These hicks like hockey!"  I'm surprised there aren't farm animals out on the field.  

You missed the pig races?

[dimyh 1874]

Yeah I'm kinda surprised they didn't make the Stars players wear overalls.

[Junior Miller 1502]

Did they really fuck it up that bad out there? Damn, so happy didn't go if that's the case

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Still no Dallas PP

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Seguin needed to score one of those chances. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Just not meant to score today 

[Jive Turkey 12568]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Still no Dallas PP

we finally get one.

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

First minute of power play has been a dumpster fire. 

[Jive Turkey 12568]

just a wasted PP.  almost gave up a shorty.

Edited January 1, 2020 by Jive Turkey

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Second minute of the power play has also been a dumpster fire. 

[Continental Op 3934]

What a dogshit power play.  

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Pow!

[Jive Turkey 12568]

yes!!  great speed by Dickinson.

[Junior Miller 1502]

[cactusflinthead 27594]

Of course we were going to schtick it up. It's at Fair Park. At our garish best. Big Tex and fried everything. That's exactly what visitors from the Great White North expect. A guy on horse doing trick roping, pig races, everywhere you look it's Country Saturday. There's probably cowshit bingo somewhere. Bits ahoy!

Y'all want them to move here or something? I don't give a shit if they play up the myth of Texas. No one else has this bit. No where else is there a giant cowboy greeting the arriving guests. We gotdam invented the corny dog. And you thought we were going to present our cosmopolitan side?

Y'all would suck at PR.

Give the people what they want. Bits.

[Continental Op 3934]

Five holed like a bitch

[Zavala 1384]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just not meant to score today 

WEEEEEEE

[Jive Turkey 12568]

damn.  Joe P almost tied it.