Accidentally shoot son in law. Is it really tho?

[MissingInAction 25116]

I am a dipshit. Is your daughter hot and into midget porn?

[Bevo 13579]

25 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I am a dipshit. Is your daughter hot and into midget porn?

Did not realize you were a miniature.

['stache 21823]

tl;dr. I chalk this up to Darwin.

[Brothahorn 10087]

My dumbass ass dog spends his nights barking at the damn cat that roams the neighborhood. Lot of good he is going to be in a real emergency.

SIL played a stupid game and won the jackpot.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

On 10/6/2019 at 8:24 AM, Asithappens said:

Yeah, we get the difference in definition.

It used to be "thou shalt not kill", or at least that's what I was taught.

 

That's the kind of stuff folks who didn't pay attention in Sunday School try and say as some kind of gotcha. The Hebrew word translated as kill is more accurately translated as murder, although there is probably some nuance that our language doesn't pick up. I believe the usage of the word "kill" in modern translations comes from the Latin Vulgate translation, so it's basically a translation of a translation.