Turturro's Big Lebowski spinoff, "The Jesus Rolls," opening in Rome

[Hornius Emeritus 12470]

John Turturro’s “The Big Lebowski” spinoff, “The Jesus Rolls,” which follows his “Lebowski” character Jesus Quintana, will world premiere as a pre-opening event at the Rome Film Festival on October 16th:



https://variety.com/2019/film/festivals/john-turturro-the-big-lebowski-spinoff-the-jesus-rolls-premiere-rome-film-festival-1203358697/

[Trey3216 15347]

So in 

[mightyfine 3]

Eight year olds, Dude

[Grandioso 2592]

I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

[MrPhlegm 3413]

oh YES!

[RPM 26322]

The Coens had no hand in this. Written and directed by Turturro. Cast includes Bobby Cannavale and Pete Davidson. I'm skeptical.

[Neonmoon 38129]

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

The Coens had no hand in this. Written and directed by Turturro. Cast includes Bobby Cannavale and Pete Davidson. I'm skeptical.

You should be 

[mdleast 8295]

I want to know if his bowling partner will be in it...saying nothing.

[futureman 22474]

15 minutes ago, mdleast said:

I want to know if his bowling partner will be in it...saying nothing.

liam o’brien

[Guest Lobo]

How appropriate, a motion picture portraying the trials and tribulations of a known child predator should premiere in the cradle of the Catholic Church, Rome.  

Also, this movie is gonna be awesome.  I'm in like Quintana at a Quinceanera.  

[tantric superman 4667]

Dios mio!

I'm skeptical (if no Smokey).

 

[4th&Five 41558]

Unfortunately this will be awful. 

[futureman 22474]

2 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Dios mio!

I'm skeptical (if no Smokey).

smokey was a conscientious objector!

[Buzzrock 14922]

I’ll be amazed if this is any good. Turturro was in Transformers for fucks sake. He’s not the same guy from Lebowski, Rounders, O Brother, Barton Fink any more.

[4th&Five 41558]

The Night Of was great but yeah this won’t be good. He tried to get it made for like a decade and I think it’s been done for a couple years. If it was any good we would have seen it years ago. 

[futureman 22474]

when does the trailer drop

[miguelito 11266]

I'm starting to think you're not really from the future.

[Steamboat1874 4068]

 

[bernorange 8362]

On 10/5/2019 at 1:21 PM, RPM said:

The Coens had no hand in this. Written and directed by Turturro. ...

Interest level falling, falling, failed.

[WBT 20606]

On 10/6/2019 at 11:06 AM, mdleast said:

Liam and me, we're going to fuck you up.

On 10/6/2019 at 11:40 AM, Lobo said:

Also, this movie is gonna be awesome.  I'm in like Quintana at a Quinceanera.  

too old

[WBT 20606]

Let me tell you something, pendejo.

[smuggs 9353]

The beauty of The Jesus is that he only had about 2 minutes of screen time and about 10 total lines. All of it perfection.

This is gonna be bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable.

 

 

Edited October 9, 2019 by smuggs