Michigan v Iowa - 11am (Fox)

[Neonmoon 38127]

Lots of punting

get excited 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

After considerable thought, I have come to the tentative conclusion that Shea Patterson sucks.  

[Pam Cummings 9595]

Took the over......

 

I might be dumb.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

What was it?  10?

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

college football is better when meatchicken is relevant.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

college football is better when meatchicken is relevant.

Fair enough, but...

[Pam Cummings 9595]

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

What was it?  10?

47.5

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

After considerable thought, I have come to the tentative conclusion that Shea Patterson sucks.  

It's just amazing that this is year five of the Harbaugh era and he's the best they've got. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Great catch

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

See that makes Patterson look like genius for throwing into coverage 

[ztejas 43272]

Neither of these teams worth a shit 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

How has Iowa not played Michigan since 2016?

[Biff Tannen 45512]

Michigan is going to get absolutely massacred by Ohio St.  I can't imagine being in the spot they are in with that "rivalry" right now.

[Zavala 1384]

Go Iowa! Nice return!

[Pam Cummings 9595]

Iowa kinda looks shittastic.

[Zavala 1384]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Michigan is going to get absolutely massacred by Ohio St.  I can't imagine being in the spot they are in with that "rivalry" right now.

 

He doesn't even remember how many times they've pushed his shit in so far in his career there.

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

Before I can comment on one turnover, Iowa gives it right back. 

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

11 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

How has Iowa not played Michigan since 2016?

They're in opposite divisions. 

[DanTheHorn 4902]

Third time is a charm. It took Michigan three times to give it away. You think they are point shaving. Then Iowa gives it right back.

Edited October 5, 2019 by DanTheHorn

[Zavala 1384]

8 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Iowa kinda looks shittastic.

Ranked 14, nobody bats en eye....

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

An Iowa first down!

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

why is that a "texas route" ???

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

Stanley getting time in the pocket. 

[Zavala 1384]

13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

why is that a "texas route" ???

Yee haw cowboy 

[4th&Five 41462]

These teams are not good. And boring. 

[NAVY 6739]

Why the fuck does Fox Austin have Michigan every got damn Saturday? 

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Why the fuck does Fox Austin have Michigan every got damn Saturday? 

You have no basis for griping when you can stop watching football at any time and go have sex with your wife.  Does she orgasm emphatically?

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

Wow. 

[Machinator 32098]

Gave up a bomb on 3rd and 22.

[Beau Vine 54016]

Iowa saved its El Assico performance for this week.  

And good job by UM letting Iowa throw for a first down out of their own end zone on 3rd-and-22.

[4th&Five 41462]

6 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Why the fuck does Fox Austin have Michigan every got damn Saturday? 

It’s a national telecast, bruh. 

[Dewey 3281]

They had to start throwing flags on the Michigan dbs

[NAVY 6739]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

You have no basis for griping when you can stop watching football at any time and go have sex with your wife.  Does she orgasm emphatically?

I could. She does. But I’m surly and she’s at a hair appointment so i’ll complain about random shit and hang with my internet friends. 

[Hagbard Celine 10771]

@NAVY bitch on.

Edited October 5, 2019 by Hagbard Celine

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

Good call. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11949]

I just woke up after falling asleep in the first quarter. Got damn this game is boring. I'd better watch Wisc blow Kent State out of the water. At least they have a player that's fun to watch. 

[4th&Five 41462]

Iowa is great at wasting good field position. 

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

Iowa is bad at running the ball on this Michigan D. 

[Tex Pete 20190]

Nate Stanley is a really, really shitty QB. I’ve said it for 3 years. They’ll be a better team when he’s gone. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Gave up.  Switched to KU-Ou.  

[NowThis 931]

Iowa QB cannot hit the deep sideline pass worth a damn. He's only good for the 5-15 yd dumpoffs, hoping for YAC.

[Tex Pete 20190]

He shits all over himself at any sign of pressure. Just like he did as a freshman. He seems dumb. 

[Tex Pete 20190]

And doesn’t get rid of the ball. That’s at least two sacks he didn’t have to take. 

[Dewey 3281]

Both teams play idiot football 

[Tex Pete 20190]

I usually like watching Iowa because they play old school football, which is so different from what most teams run now. It’s boring when Stanley sucks so bad. 

[NowThis 931]

Iowa has good lineman as usual, but no talent at QB, RB , maybe a little at WR.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

It's a fucking cripple fight.

[WhatTheBuck 28720]

The Hawkeye OL isn't doing Stanley any favors. 

[4th&Five 41462]

I wish we could play Big 10 offenses a few times a year. 

[Beau Vine 54016]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

I wish we could play Big 10 offenses a few times a year. 

It almost seems like one more MIchigan score, even a FG, would effectively end this shitty game.