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29 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I escaped the state.  And I love the fucking hate.  They can't ever take that away.  After the nuclear holocaust only cockroaches and this beautiful hate will be left.  Best week of the year.  Sadly my cousin, a UT grad no less, decided to get married this weekend (to a buckeye).  At least it's a Sunday wedding so we can all watch the game.  Still...wtf?

If the wedding is during football season, don’t go. Thems the rules.

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Posted
34 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

She's a girl.  And she figured moving it to Sunday would suffice.  Not really.  And my family is 75% Longhorns, 15% Tech, then there's my brother and I, who star as the only idiot Sooners.  There's no reason to get married this weekend. 

The girl part makes sense. They hear about it, but they don't understand how holy this week and weekend are. I am so glad I make it known I do absolutely nothing this Saturday. It's off limits to either be happy or cry. 

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Posted
10 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Anal warts. That's the closest anyone could come to a reason to get married this weekend. Yeesh.

Anal warts are the Oklahoma equivalent of a dowry. 

“With this STD, I do thee wed.”

 

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