Tulsa at SMU game thread ESPNU on now

[millhouse 2587]

Here we go

[Stunns38 3357]

He’s so fucking nervous. Shank

[NowThis 931]

2 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Tulsa's in Oklahoma, right? Fuck those guys.

an Oklahoma team visits a Texas team in Dallas, where the Texas qb has played for the Horns. Hmm.. who should we root for?

yes indeed, their Pk is shitass

Edited October 6, 2019 by NowThis

[Hook1997 5291]

Yea I like Ahmad, you can tell he does his home work and watches film on the teams he covers unlike some guys.

[C-Man 27078]

Lowell isn’t calling this game but the dude sounds damn close to him, IMO.

Wow — sounds just like Lowell. Looked it up and his name is Anish Shroff.

[4th&Five 41461]

Haha. I thought that was coming back. 

[ButtFumble 5160]

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Noonan MISS IT!!!!

[Art Vandelay 1710]

Missed it! Awesome!!!!

[msudawg 371]

Not even freaking close.... wow and the kicker is down. 

[Modessit 5597]

Surprised they didn't call a flag

[Pato del Muerto 52359]

Just now, C-Man said:

 

Wow — sounds just like Lowell. Looked it up and his name is Anish Shroff.

 

Anus scruff

[4th&Five 41461]

Why’s he limping?

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Nice acting performance.

[deadshank 24651]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Why’s he limping?

Because he’s fat. 

[Nicole44 22028]

Wow! Let’s go Shane! 

[Bullneck 19027]

I'm more entertained and engaged than expected.

[Firemans4Horn 17854]

Yellow card for the dive

[Stunns38 3357]

Yea I like Ahmad, you can tell he does his home work and watches film on the teams he covers unlike some guys.

Ahmad has come a long way, he was awful when he first started but is pretty good now.

[msudawg 371]

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

Nice acting performance.

Exactly. no emmy win though.. just a bad flop.

[millhouse 2587]

Great flop attempt. Selling it all the way to the bench

[ButtFumble 5160]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Why’s he limping?

he is trying out for FC Dallas next week

[C-Man 27078]

Did the kicker get hurt when he faked being hurt?

[tokamak 6353]

Lol missed it bad and then fake limped off the field. What a performance

[msudawg 371]

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Because he’s fat. 

 

[Modessit 5597]

Looked to me like the defender slid into his leg. Whether it was enough to hurt the guy or not, he was smart to go down once someone hit his leg. I've seen that called a PF in other games.

[Pato del Muerto 52359]

I hope it goes to 8 OTs so we can troll aggy

[Stunns38 3357]

Because he’s fat. 

But less fat than the aggy/Texans kicker

[msudawg 371]

I want to see this new 5th OT rules...

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Lol missed it bad and then fake limped off the field. What a performance

Method actor.  Stanislavsky technique.

[tokamak 6353]

Hahahah the Tulsa kicker wants no part of this game from here on out.

[Whitey 7]

Close it out Ponies

 

[deadshank 24651]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

 

But less fat than the aggy/Texans kicker

 

aggy has a long turdition of fat PK’s. Alan Smith in the early 80’s looked like 50 lbs of shit stuffed into a 20 lbs bag. 

[4th&Five 41461]

Tulsa really fucked this up. 

[Tex Pete 20188]

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Ahmad has come a long way, he was awful when he first started but is pretty good now.

 

I’d much rather listen to him than Fatass Herbstriet or Dumbass Steve Levy. 

[futureman 22419]

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Surprised they didn't call a flag

even the refs know that fat fucking okie trashpile was faking.  that whole goddamn state is full of nothing other than useless humanity and it should walled off and incinerated.  fuck tulsa fuck ou fuck that kicker and fuck oklahoma

[deadshank 24651]

Fat PK is too fat to play. 

[Nicole44 22028]

Best game of the day! Let’s go Shane! 

[msudawg 371]

3 plays. moved 1 yard. now bringing in the kickoff guy for first fg try

[Art Vandelay 1710]

hahahaha

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Fuck Tulsa. Losers.

[4th&Five 41461]

Lulz. Come on Shane. Your kicker sucks too so get it in the ez. 

[Modessit 5597]

Bobby Bowden thinks this is ridiculous.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Just now, deadshank said:

aggy has a long turdition of fat PK’s. Alan Smith in the early 80’s looked like 50 lbs of shit stuffed into a 20 lbs bag. 

[msudawg 371]

well it was long enough but wide 

[Nicole44 22028]

Wtf? How difficult is it?

[TwiceHorn 31316]

It's mostly Ahmad's kind of chirpy voice that makes him sound like he's babbling shit like Lowell.  But he's not.  He's gotten better.

[Doyle Hargreaves 301]

Golden Showers vs. Golden Trans-Am would have been my vote for thread title. J/s

[ButtFumble 5160]

he doinked that shit off the post

[millhouse 2587]

Damn, these guys suck at kicking hahaha

[4th&Five 41461]

TD!