Cowboys vs Packers: Week 5

[Horn80 6,079]

Cowboys can’t handle Rodgers once again.  Ginger never learns.

[Pato del Muerto 52,364]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

dak isn’t that good 

Don’t ever reply to me. 

[futureman 22,420]

Just now, Iceman said:

you make it sound like something changed from last year.

 

Meet the new boss...same as the old fucking boss.

don’t you remember the pre-snap motion against the giants?  totally different offense. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,364]

How is that move by the center not a false start?

[futureman 22,420]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t ever reply to me. 

lulz

[dcar00 14,039]

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

you make it sound like something changed from last year.

 

Meet the new boss...same as the old fucking boss.

no, I know nothing changed.  I was commenting on blowjobs everyone was giving Moore.

[futureman 22,420]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

How is that move by the center not a false start?

didn’t flinch enough 

[immortal13 4,059]

If only we still had that Mike guy....

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Heath...... yep.

[Drew 2,331]

Rodgers is going to run the clock all the way down and score and then we’ll go into turtle mode on next drive. Maybe we’ll score on the first drive next half as usual.

[Vic Mackey 46,937]

Heath literally stood there and let Graham get a running lead on that route. Lulz.

[Surly Bevo 24,708]

Aaron Rodgers..one of the highest paid players in NFL history....can't shave he neck.

[Hagbard Celine 10,771]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Cowboys can’t handle Rodgers once again.  Ginger never learns.

A split-second late, all over the field.

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Getting outcoached by Matt LaFleur feels great.

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

As if the Packers fans at work weren’t insufferable enough already, tomorrow will be pure hell. 

[Underdog 28,460]

Like a surgeon. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,857]

Cowboys are getting their asses beat at every position on the field. 

[Kevin O’Shea 279]

Our defense has been burned by guys like Aaron Jones and CJ Anderson 

Edited October 6, 2019 by Kevin O’Shea

[Don Johnson 4,745]

14 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

George W. Bush in a suite with Ellen DeGeneres? Wtf?

She likes bush. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

The guy started in motion late. Procedure - not called

[Get ln My Van 927]

Football is pussy now.

NBA > NFL

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

Why isn't slappy out there screaming at the refs

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Just now, Kevin O’Shea said:

Our defense has been your burned by guys like Aaron Jones and CJ Anderson 

Aaron Jones is pretty talented.  CJA is a couple of donuts away from being a contestant on the Biggest Loser.

[Chief21 49]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Heath literally stood there and let Graham get a running lead on that route. Lulz.

In his defense, he sucks

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Roy Williams sucked in coverage, but I'd take him over Heath any day. At least the RB and WRs would get their shit pushed in a couple of times per game.

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

 Good stand there.  About the only thing we've done right this half.

[Drew 2,331]

I just love how they give us just a little hope...only to rip it from us.

 

Or just hold after wasting so much time. Yay defense! I guess.

 

We need a big play on defense next half.

 

 

Let’s see what the offense does. I bet they’re scared to give the ball back and go into safe mode. (At least that’s what we expect Garrett to do.

 

[Party_Taco 3,681]

Stop making regarded mistakes and go fucking score!

[tokamak 6,353]

This is a good old fashioned ass whupping. I'm hard pressed to think of anything positive so far.

Watch us run out the clock like pussies here.

[Braff Zacklin 13,431]

Just now, Party_Taco said:

Stop making regarded mistakes and go fucking score!

Avatar checks out.

[Horn80 6,079]

Get some points Cowboys.  Stop fucking around.

[dcar00 14,039]

2 minutes ago, Chief21 said:

In his defense, he sucks

yep it isn't Jeff Heath's fault he starts for the Dallas Cowboys.

[Drew 2,331]

Hey pollard...stop running it out of the end zone. Now you’re hurt.

[Iceman 2,650]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Get some points Cowboys.  Stop fucking around.

you want hope?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CurlyDumps 4,441]

Somebody gave Mr. Magoo a headset, and is apparently letting him coach defense 

[Firemans4Horn 17,857]

What a piece of shit overrated oline. 

[RPM 26,237]

3 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Football is pussy now.

NBA > NFL

NBA flops more than Euro soccer.

[Horn80 6,079]

Anyone on the o-line want to block?  Anyone?  Anyone?

[Pato del Muerto 52,364]

Just now, tokamak said:

This is a good old fashioned ass whupping. I'm hard pressed to think of anything positive so far.

Watch us run out the clock like pussies here.

Huge chunk yardage plays. 3 or 4 to start the drive...immediately followed by an int or 3rd down sack. 

[Mileslong 4,717]

Well they’ve had every call and break go against them, let’s see what they can do with rest of game

[Surly Bevo 24,708]

Rodgers is going to get the ball back and score again if we don't pick up this first.

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Are we the only team in the league who can't figure out how to block upfront twists?  My lord.

[Drew 2,331]

Guys when are we going to admit the OL is not pas blocking well at all. Not last week and not this week.

[Mileslong 4,717]

If that’s Rogers that’s roughing

[Horn80 6,079]

Gallup is back and they just now threw to him?  OK

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

As often as Tyron Smith is injured, Jerry needs to just go find the best LT in the draft next year and trade whatever to get up to him. 

[Underdog 28,460]

Someone take Ginger out for a ride in a convertible by the book depository, please. 

[futureman 22,420]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Huge chunk yardage plays. 3 or 4 to start the drive...immediately followed by an int or 3rd down sack. 

what a drag

[Iceman 2,650]

After that bush league emasculation last Sunday night, this is how the Cowboys bounce back?

 

So fucking Ginger.

[dcar00 14,039]

Moore and Ginger are getting their ass kicked.  again losing Smith is crippling for this OL.