Lincoln Riley clubs puppies, hates America, and says the SEC is underrated

[Mikey4 2476]

He also jams out to Jonas Brothers.

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

Lincoln: 

1.  wipes from back to front

2. leaves his shopping cart behind your car

3. Fingers the mashed potatoes before dinner is served and licks his fingers before grabbing the serving spoon all while right ahead of you in line at the Golden Coral

4. Turns off the AC for those in the back seat because he's cold from having the AC on full blast because he took the front seat.  

 

[Jkwellborn 6702]

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[Shaggy3.0 1695]

is a fag

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Lincoln Riley prefers the old targeting penalty system, and as many video replays as possible.

[TexArcher 37774]

Lincoln Riley thinks there need to be more rules to protect quarterbacks.

[TexArcher 37774]

Lincoln Riley thinks Bob Stoops' quadruple chin is sexy as fuck.

[TexArcher 37774]

Lincoln Riley sits in the right turn lane at red lights on his bicycle even when there's a god damned bicycle lane right fucking there.

[PilotsError 2287]

Lincoln Riley thinks Subway's new brisket sandwich is miles better than Franklin.

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley pays with change and coupons in the express lane.

[Girdwood 118]

Lincoln Riley has a stomach tat

[immortal13 4059]

4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Lincoln Riley pays with a check and coupons in the express lane.

Fify

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Lincoln Riley watches young Sheldon 

[deft 6849]

Lincoln Riley is besties with Kevin Morgan.

[deft 6849]

Lincoln Riley eats jades chili

[RollLeft 5045]

Lincoln Riley thinks that B12 officiating is the best in the NCAA.

[DeweyCox 366]

Is not 40. Does not like to shit with the door open, talk about pussy, go on riverboat gambling trips, or make his own beef jerky.

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

Lincoln Riley coaches gorillas at zoos to fling poop.

[Halohal 498]

1 hour ago, Girdwood said:

Lincoln Riley has a tramp stamp

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[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Lincoln Riley eats his boogers.  

[TexArcher 37774]

Lincoln Riley doesn't know how to change a flat tire.

Lincoln Riley thinks Metallica got better after they cut their hair and slowed things down.

Lincoln Riley's favorite movie is The Notebook.

Lincoln Riley thinks smaller boobs are better.

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

Lincoln Riley empties his RV holding tank in the storm drain in front of your house, wearing only a sooner red hat and bathrobe.

[immortal13 4059]

18 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

Is not 40. Does not like to shit with the door open, talk about pussy, go on riverboat gambling trips, or make his own beef jerky.

That's not what he does

[immortal13 4059]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Lincoln Riley empties his RV holding tank in the storm drain in front of your house, wearing only a sooner red hat and bathrobe.

Even if the shitter's not full

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Lincoln Riley has dedicated 100% prep time to stopping the left tackle screen.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Lincoln Riley changes his own motor oil and pours it down the storm drain. 

[Errestaurants 2570]

Lincoln Riley is grossed out by these

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[sushihorn 3233]

Lincoln Riley squats to peer because just sitting down is too much toxic masculinity. 

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Lincoln Riley (native Texan) left the state of Texas and coaches football at oklahoma university.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Lincoln Riley masturbates to ISIS beheading videos

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Lincoln Riley killed 5 hookers...and a donkey. 

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Lincoln Riley thinks marijuana shouldn't be legalized

[millhouse 2604]

Lincoln Riley thinks Saturdays in the fall are the best time to get married

[CBHorn 420]

Lincoln Riley thinks Cincinnati "chili" is the best in the world.

[Dogfishhead 100]

Lincoln Riley thinks Diehard 2 is the best one in the series


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[South Austin 52504]

Lincoln Riley likes beans in his chili, and he silent farts in church.

[FloridaHorn 4755]

Lincoln Riley coaches the sooners.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2034]

Lincoln Riley bought a Pontiac Aztec 

[millhouse 2604]

Lincoln Riley won't share his White Claw with anyone

[Fondren & Main 6718]

Lincoln Riley is a fucking piece of shit and I hate him.  He is a very very bad person and he should feel bad!

[Vertigo 20285]

Lincoln Riley scheduled ACL on the same day as the RRSO.

[RollLeft 5045]

Lincoln Riley thinks Tacos are overrated.

Lincoln Riley thinks there is no homeless crisis in Austin.

Lincoln Riley prefers group texts.

Lincoln Riley thinks scooters are the future of transportation.

Lincoln Riley thinks Jar Jar Binks is the best Star Wars character.

Lincoln Riley prefers Dickey's BBQ.

Lincoln Riley wears skinny jeans. 

[Vertigo 20285]

Lincoln Riley thinks Old Yeller is a comedy.

[Nivek 16930]

Lincoln Riley thinks this thread is funny.

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

Lincoln Riley prefers the Dyson airblade hand dryer to regular paper towels in public bathrooms.

[Stunns38 3460]

Lincoln Riley eats NY pizza with a proper fork and knife.
Lincoln Riley rats out his friends to their wives after a night of getting fucked up and flirting with randoms.
Lincoln Riley sneaks in flasks on $1 shot nights(still a thing in Methahoma).

That’s all I got.

[hornian 5219]

7 hours ago, Girdwood said:

Lincoln Riley has a stomach tat

That’s not smack talk. It’s just the truth. 

[Radical Larry 28619]

Lincoln Riley thinks Beth Mowins is the best announcer in television.

[Machinator 32099]

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