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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies, hates America, and says the SEC is underrated


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Lincoln Riley still locks himself in his room, with the radio on loud.
Lincoln Riley is about as important as a white crayon.
I love the sound Lincoln Riley makes when he shuts up.
Lincoln Riley changed his mind recently, but no one knows what he did with the diaper.
Lincoln Riley decided to add some variety to his sex life by changing hands.
Lincoln Riley is nobody's fool, but maybe someday someone will adopt him.

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Lincoln Riley won't turn right on red.

Lincoln Riley was glad when they closed Liberty Lunch.

Lincoln Riley orders french fries at Torchy's.

Lincoln Riley thought Godfather 3 was the best one.

Lincoln Riley asks if somebody has "a case of the Mondays."

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2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Iphone news feed today was that he is prohibiting the players from doing the horns-down thing this weekend.  Didn't want them to get a 15-yard penalty.

LR hates fuckers who do the horns down!!

/nothowthisworks

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Lincoln Riley thinks all WindStar craps tables should increase the ante from $1 to $10 for anyone with a Texas ID.

 

 

 

Lincoln Riley thinks his threesome with fitlump and darian the barbarian should be live streamed to tens of thousands of filipinos from bachman’s house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When Lincoln Riley has finished consuming his beverage, he leaves the dirty cup in the sink even though THE DISHWASHER IS RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO HIM

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Lincoln Riley leans his seat back on commuter flights, immediately cuts past people when deplaning, and uses the max cologne so he doesnt have to bathe before getting on the plane. And why do you need deodorant when you have Axe body spray? Bathing irritates his scalp so he does it has sparingly as possible. Body spray has been a Godsend.

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Lincoln Riley loudly explains the theory behind  football after every play in the stands at a Texas Football game when everyone around him grew up in Texas.  He then makes fun of the drunk guy who just can’t take it anymore and tells him to shut the fuck up.

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Lincoln Riley's childhood action hero was Johnny Wadd.

Lincoln Riley can't eat just one.

Lincoln Riley watched Cool Hand Luke and thinks Luke got what he deserved.  

Lincoln Riley would walk a mile for a camel.  

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Lincoln Riley invested in a company that manufactures artificial darkness.
Lincoln Riley bought his own personal helicopter, and installed an ejector seat.
Lincoln Riley cut out the toes of his neon pink Wellington boots because he thinks it looks stylish.

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I’m told that McConaughey called an early meet with the team and is about halfway thru the reading of this list. They’re pissed! Cosmi ripped a locker off the wall and flushed it down the toilet. Needless to say, but, looks like ol Lincoln is about to have a case of the Monday’s. 

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The audio in background has the Utah team cheering in the Utah lockeroom... Lincoln and his players are not happy about this situation...  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Y'all need to beat their asses @Sbbruin

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