Lincoln Riley clubs puppies, hates America, and says the SEC is underrated

[HornOnTheBayou 9064]

Lincoln Riley thinks Whataburger being sold to Midwesterners was a great move and will really breathe new life into the franchise.

[Mother mopar 3387]

Lincoln Riley drives a chevy

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Lincoln Riley prematurely ejaculates to pics of himself.



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[Chilly Water 421]

Lincoln Riley wears an apron while washing dishes at his kitchen sink.

When Lincoln Riley’s wife leaves to go to book club meetings, he gets naked in front of a mirror and tucks his dick in so he can take selfies in her lingerie to update his Grindr profile.

Lincoln Riley and his wife sleep in bunk beds. He made her take the top bunk so he can sneak into the closet to jerk off undetected.

 

[Helobious 9821]

Lincoln Riley got friendzoned by South Austin’s mom.

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

Lincoln Riley keeps his ear wax in zip loc bag

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley thinks we need more trigger warnings.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Lincoln Riley PAYS for internet porn.




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[Topper13 3640]

Lincoln Riley sucks dick for pocket change behind the Pepsi machine in the Greyhound station.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Lincoln Riley fucks fitlump.

[El Squared 1853]

Lincoln Riley uses single ply 40 grit toilet paper and likes it when his fingers break through.

[El Squared 1853]

Lincoln Riley gets out of a shower to piss.

[El Squared 1853]

Lincoln Riley puts plastic silverware in paper-only recycling bins, and laughs about it all night long...

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Lincoln Riley thinks Bill Miller's BBQ is the best. 

Lincoln Riley wants to be best friends with Governor Hot Wheels and Dan Patrick.

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

Lincoln Riley thinks Subway BBQ is awesome. 

[Rimbo 27034]

Lincoln Riley borrows your good tools and doesn't return them.

[Rimbo 27034]

Lincoln Riley's favorite show is Barney & Friends.

[Rimbo 27034]

Lincoln Riley blurs out the good bits in Japanese porn.

[Rimbo 27034]

Lincoln Riley subscribes to TexAgs.

[Rimbo 27034]

Lincoln Riley thinks Country needs to be getting back to old, legendary acts like Florida-Georgia Line.

Lincoln Riley likes autotune.

 

[Rimbo 27034]

Lincoln Riley thinks Taco Bell is the best Mexican food he's ever had.

[Dbeasy 15596]

Lincoln Riley thinks Hank Scorpio isn’t funny.

[millhouse 2733]

Lincoln Riley likes fourloko better without the caffeine 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Lincoln Riley loves to cock-block someone else’s cock-block move.


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[chesthair 231]

Lincoln Riley thinks joe mixon should'a given that chick another right hook. 

[Eskimohorn 5682]

Lincoln Riley favors Garfunkel, Oates, and Andrew Ridgeley over Simon, Hall, and George Michael.

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

Lincoln Riley adopts dogs from the animal shelter and then dumps them on the side of the road.

[Dnaguy 12632]

7 hours ago, El Squared said:

Lincoln Riley gets out of a shower to piss.

And stays in to shit.

[Dnaguy 12632]

Lincoln Riley schedules baby showers on Saturdays during football season.

[Dnaguy 12632]

Lincoln Riley would rather drink a White Claw.

[EastTexan 673]

Lincoln Riley drinks Mr Pibb and hates Dr Pepper.

ousux!

[EastTexan 673]

Lincoln Riley sleeps between a Switzer and Stoops blow up dolls.

[Eggo 4026]

21 hours ago, Girdwood said:

Lincoln Riley has a stomach tat

[Eskimohorn 5682]

Lincoln Riley wants to change his name to John Wilkes Riley

[54_Strat 34]

Lincoln Riley cooks his brisket in the oven

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[ABSR 5370]

Lincoln Riley thinks Police Officers are heroes. 

[Tailgate 3078]

Lincoln lobbied hard to get Rick Astley to play Super Bowl halftime.

 

[ztejas 44227]

Lincoln Riley can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch 

[Pig Bellmont 8887]

Lincoln Riley needlepoints pillows that say “live laugh love”

[Longboard Horn 41360]

Lincoln Riley eats at the chum bucket

[Longboard Horn 41360]

Lincoln Riley thinks that Greedo shot first

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Lincoln Riley wishes KKL was his groupie.  

[utee94 16089]

Lincoln Riley loves Kirk Herbstreit's opinions.

 

 

[deadshank 24654]

Lincoln Riley took the "O" out of Country.

[Lerka Lerka 1097]

Lincoln Riley follows Chip Brown and Kurt Bohls on Twitter. 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

3 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Lincoln lobbied hard to get Rick Astley to play Super Bowl halftime.

 

This would be badass.  

[Gambrinus 51]

Lincoln Riley watches reruns of the Bachelor.

[texashorne 1194]

Lincoln Riley writes/directs all of the TV ads for Dr. Pepper. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Lincoln Riley's mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

Lincoln Riley puts stock into Katfid's recruiting analysis.