Lincoln Riley clubs puppies, hates America, and says the SEC is underrated

[Zavala 1384]

Turds on Disney Sports talcombout horns down fuck off blowU do it every play we don't care

[THEHORN5561 2583]

[Vertigo 20285]

`Lincoln Riley chose Anwar Richardson to be his media mouthpiece

[Alien Octopus 516]

 

Lincoln Riley loves Pantyhose and Aqua-Net.
Lincoln Riley loves smoking menthol cigarettes.
Lincoln Riley loves to tango in the street and eats only dark meat.

Lincoln Riley loves to dance to techno sounds in his buster browns.

Lincoln Riley is a Yono Oker.

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, smoke !
 

 

 

 

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Lincoln Riley spends hours ogling the cedar trivets, soy candles, and the chic cheeseboards at Crate and Barrel.
Lincoln Riley is horrified by the sequined crop-tops he used to wear when he was 19 years old.
Lincoln Riley's personal e-mail inbox is categorized and neatly organized.
Lincoln Riley describes getting a Frappuccino as “naughty.
Lincoln Riley goes to the same three restaurants over and over.
Lincoln Riley would order spicy food off the menu, but he forgot his TUMS.
 

[utee94 15821]

Lincoln Riley thinks In N Out is better than Whataburger

 

[immortal13 4059]

Lincoln Riley gets out of the shower to take a piss.

[millhouse 2604]

Lincoln Riley thinks the AAF was managed really really well

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Lincoln Riley’s favorite cinematic characters are Ike Clanton from Tombstone, Bernie from Miller’s Crossing, and Corporal Upham from Saving Private Ryan.

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Lincoln Riley fast forwards thru all the scenes in Monster’s Ball with Halle Berry to get to the good parts with Peter Boyle.

[Jkwellborn 6699]

Lincoln Riley dates a certain sooner cheerleader.

[texashorne 1177]

Lincoln Riley's favorite sub forum is Cloak room.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

Lincoln Riley keeps undersized fish.

Lincoln Riley keeps and eats hard-heads.

Lincoln Riley posts videos of his mom, his sister, and him on pornhub.

Lincoln Riley thinks that Reveille is the best mascot in college football.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

South Austin's mom won't fuck Lincoln Riley.  

[Pig Bellmont 8717]

Lincoln Riley prefers 3.7% alcohol beer 

[DoobieWah 1436]

Lincoln Riley thinks Dave Chappelle should mind his own damned business.

Lincoln Riley prefers his tuna salad on a bed of lettuce.

Lincoln Riley's dog thinks he's a douche.

Lincoln Riley chews tobacco - but only when he's having sex.

 

[Radical Larry 28589]

Lincoln Riley's nickname is Boner Garage.

[El Diablo 4232]

Lincoln Riley's user name is 8badmofo31. 

[utee94 15821]

Lincoln Riley prefers Kansas City BBQ to Texas BBQ.

[TexArcher 37774]

Lincoln Riley poops in his shower and bathes in his toilet.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Lincoln Riley showers and then shits.

[TexArcher 37774]

Lincoln Riley went to Mardi Gras and got some great video, but he pixelated the boobies out before he shared them.

[Horn Dogg 3897]

Lincoln Riley thinks Bob Stoops doesn’t eat enough dicks.

[El Squared 1802]

Lincoln Riley tears mattress tags off hotel mattresses.

Lincoln Riley thinks Parkay is better than butter.

Lincoln  Riley sends valentines to Paul Finebaum and Kirk Herpstreet.

 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Lincoln Riley gets more dick drunk than South Austin’s mom.






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[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Lincoln Riley listens to the wind rustling the autumn leaves, and whispers, "Lowenstein! Lowenstein!"

[54_Strat 34]

Lincoln Riley thinks Gary Cherone was Van Halen's best frontman.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Johnny Cash thought Lincoln Riley was a pussy.  

[THEHORN5561 2583]

[Saint Tacky 1614]

27 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

June Carter Johnny  Cash thought Lincoln Riley was a pussy.  

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Lincoln Riley wants to cuddle with Louie Anderson

[smuggs 9353]

Lincoln Riley inspires his players with Facebook life advice from Cutthroat Chip: The King of Houston.

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

Lincoln Riley never goes anywhere without his ipod shuffle containing only the Papa Roach discography

[THEHORN5561 2583]

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

[Errestaurants 2570]

Lincoln Riley gives Rocko Rusty Trombones

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[THEHORN5561 2583]

[MissingInAction 25068]

On 10/7/2019 at 1:04 PM, 54_Strat said:

Lincoln Riley cooks his brisket in the oven

While it soaks in a turkey pan full of liquid smoke.

Edited October 8, 2019 by MissingInAction

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Lincoln Riley was a virgin when he married.  On his honeymoon, he was shocked when he saw the size of his wife's pecker.  

Edited October 9, 2019 by lemonandaturd

[MissingInAction 25068]

In his butt 

[Vic Mackey 47029]

On 10/7/2019 at 10:45 PM, TexArcher said:

Lincoln Riley poops in his shower

Lincoln Riley is @Underdog ?

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

Lincoln chews bubblegum then places it on the underside of restaurant tables and chairs.

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

Lincoln Riley flushes wipes down the toilet in hopes of stopping up the local sewer system

Lincoln Riley is responsible for Austin traffic.

 

[Longboard Horn 40318]

 If ignorance is bliss, then Lincoln Riley is the happiest motherfucker on the planet 

[Vertigo 20285]

Lincoln Riley plays Tiny Tim albums 247 in the locker room. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Lincoln Riley fought the law and the law won.  

[Vertigo 20285]

Lincoln Riley whitewashed the Mona Lisa and yelled "Now paint me like one of your french girls!"

[Eggo 3977]

Lincoln Riley failed to cast the One Ring into the fires of Mt Doom, thinking he would have the willpower to weaponize its evil. It eventually lead to his ill fate. 

[Underdog 28627]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lincoln Riley is @Underdog ?

Surly never forgets. 

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Lincoln Riley has a condition where he incessantly laughs at inappropriate times. He got it checked out by a licensed psychiatrist. Turns out he’s just an asshole.

[Vertigo 20285]

Chuck Norris slapped Lincoln Riley and then cried because he had never hit a woman before.