Two dollars

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

[Macanudo 12979]

Do you know the street value of all this snow?

[RoundRobin 828]

Gee I’m real sorry your mom blew up Ricky.

[4th&Five 41557]

Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. 

[Radical Larry 28623]

I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy. I know high school girls.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Two brothers… One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching “The Wide World of Sports.” So you tell me… Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

[DaysOff 7951]

Gee I’m real sorry your mom blew up Ricky.

This is my favorite line by far.

[RPM 26322]

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

[BNB 100]

I wanted this car so bad ever since seeing that movie as a teen.

[horngrad03 1148]

[Bogeywon 2519]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Your doing it wrong

[dcbc 14486]

" I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me."

 

"Tentacles.  N-T."

[Upgrayedd 5812]

[4th&Five 41557]

So, you’re Al Meyer’s kid? You look pretty stupid to me. 

[smuggs 9353]

Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way... turn.

 

 

[BigDHornfan 6548]

 

[Incredulity 11675]

Fat pig.

What?

Pat pig, pat the pig.

[huge 3793]

Didn’t ask for a dime. Two dollars. Cash.

 

 

Sent from my butthole

[4th&Five 41557]

It’s got raisins in it. You like raisins. 

[PencilPusher 454]

Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Everything just looks so damn easy after the Olympics.  

[South Austin 52515]

17 hours ago, huge said:

Didn’t ask for a dime. Two dollars. Cash.

See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.

[South Austin 52515]

[BigDHornfan 6548]

And to drink, Peru.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Best Christmas movie aside from Die Hard.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

It’s real aardvark fur!

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

When he walks up to the douchebag couple dancing, but you can't see him until they part, and he's making the shave gesture and crying laughing.  I don't know why, but that fucking scene kills me every time.  Curtis Armstrong is a criminally underrated comedic actor.  talked with him years ago at a UT-Oakland hoops game and he was very cordial and just couldn't help but be funny.  

[South Austin 52515]

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

When he walks up to the douchebag couple dancing, but you can't see him until they part, and he's making the shave gesture and crying laughing.  I don't know why, but that fucking scene kills me every time.  Curtis Armstrong is a criminally underrated comedic actor.  talked with him years ago at a UT-Oakland hoops game and he was very cordial and just couldn't help but be funny.  

Yep, I love that scene as well.  And this one:

Alright, who wants to hold my clipboard? . . . Well you'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?

Charles De Mar!

Shut up, geek.

[4th&Five 41557]

57 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

And to drink, Peru.

My brother and I say this to one another at every holiday meal. My folks always look at us like we’re complete idiots but never ask why we say it. 

[jeevsie 3734]

Franch Fries

Franch Dressing

Franch Bread

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

My all time favorite part that never fails is when Ricky jumps to try and catch the balloon that got away. He makes it about an inch off the ground.

[huge 3793]

17 hours ago, South Austin said:

Well you'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?

Charles De Mar!

Shut up, geek.

I say this one a lot as well.  Gold!

[huge 3793]

16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 we’re complete idiots 

Which of course you are...

[South Austin 52515]

[next2naus 439]

What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

How is this movie not even available for purchase on any streaming platform?  

[4th&Five 41557]

I’ve heard Cusack talk about being embarrassed by it. Maybe he bought the streaming rights?

Glad I still have a DVD. 

[Mez2 4023]

On 10/8/2019 at 2:31 PM, PencilPusher said:

Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.

 

i'm just noticing this, but that's fucking Chosen from Karate Kid 2. I'm never made the connection until now

 

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

[mulletpelini 5211]

On 10/7/2019 at 7:44 AM, 4th&Five said:

So, you’re Al Meyer’s kid? You look pretty stupid to me. 

You stupid bonehead I'm gonna actiVATE YOUR DENTAL PLAN COME HERE YOU IDIOT GET OUTTA THIS CAR

Edited October 26, 2019 by mulletpelini
GET OUTTA THIS CAR