12th Annual Lee Harvey's Happy Hour-10/11

[Spankytoes 1,736]

1 hour ago, JohnnyRage said:

Don’t forget to bring your racial hot takes 

It would be my privilege.

Wait...

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

How the fuck is it we have never me at this fucking thing?

Or did we back in my pro drinking days?

Because my go to move is to show up at Lee Harvey's and then not talk to anybody out of fear that one of you is going to out me / discuss my wife with one of my IRL friends who know nothing of my surlyness. Costanza worlds colliding and shit.

I did share a very special moment with Thujone a few years back in the men's room, where I introduced myself but other than that have tried to remain anonymous. I had been drinking rather heavily that day prior to getting to Lee Harvey's, and I'm pretty sure I came by the table and gave everybody a what's up on my way out the door, then shot all of you the bird as I got in an Uber.

[Eskimohorn 5,615]

I take it this is on Friday? Me the wife and a buddy of mine may be in attendance. I assume the password is “I’m from the internet” 

I expect the reply to be, “Welcome to the party, pal”

[RPM 26,228]

Looking at the weather forecast. Friday - High 59° Low 39°, 30% chance of rain. 

Gameday - High 66°

I suggest jacket on. You can always jacket off if you feel like it.

[BERT 4,351]

18 minutes ago, RPM said:

Looking at the weather forecast. Friday - High 59° Low 39°, 30% chance of rain. 

Gameday - High 66°

I suggest jacket on. You can always jacket off if you feel like it.

Usually best before a big date 

[ztejas 43,266]

2 hours ago, tjhooker said:

So when you show up do you just tell everyone you're from the internet? 

Just look for the table of tall, handsome executive types hanging out doing cocaine off stripper tits. Can't miss it. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

Just look for the table of tall, handsome executive types hanging out doing cocaine off stripper tits. Can't miss it. 

Translation short fat sausage fest

[mdmost 42,865]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Looking at the weather forecast. Friday - High 59° Low 39°, 30% chance of rain. 

Gameday - High 66°

I suggest jacket on. You can always jacket off if you feel like it.

They do have firepits out there. 

[HiggyBaby 2,516]

Sounds like an event I might could attend. My expectations are high though. Last time I met up with you lot in real life, SpiderAg was in attendance.

[RollLeft 5,040]

On 10/9/2019 at 6:41 PM, ztejas said:

Just look for the table of tall, handsome executive types hanging out doing cocaine off stripper tits. Can't miss it. 

Now imagine they're white.

 

Edited October 10, 2019 by RollLeft

[BERT 4,351]

11 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Now imagine their white.

Where tha white women at? 

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

On 10/9/2019 at 4:07 PM, tjhooker said:

So when you show up do you just tell everyone you're from the internet? 

This is an acceptable greeting. 

"Hi. I'm from the internet. It's 632PM and ousux."

 

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

Bump.

I'm probably there from 5:30 - 8.

[Eastwood 4,394]

I'll be there.

[DallasHorn26 585]

I should be there too, not sure what time yet. probably more like 6:30-7

[BERT 4,351]

I should be there early. Happy hour starts at 3 and I don’t have anything better to do

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

[BERT 4,351]

Just a heads up, I do not look like that. 

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ztejas 43,266]

Should be there around 6

[msudawg 371]

4 hours ago, BERT said:

Just a heads up, I do not look like that. 

 

Edited October 11, 2019 by msudawg

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

OMW

[ztejas 43,266]

22 minutes ago, msudawg said:

 

Well I'm aroused 

[BERT 4,351]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Well I'm aroused 

If you think you’re aroused now, just wait. 
 

at the hotel bar having a drink, then heading down there 

[RPM 26,228]

It's on, biatches!

[mdmost 42,865]

@luke dukeis a bitch

[ztejas 43,266]

What happened to the first 5 hundo @immamac

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What happened to the first 5 hundo @immamac

You mean waking up to the bar and saying "I'll start a tab, my friend from the internet will lay for it" doesn't work?

[BERT 4,351]

Boys it was nice meeting y’all. Always good to put faces to handles. 

[ztejas 43,266]

33 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You mean waking up to the bar and saying "I'll start a tab, my friend from the internet will lay for it" doesn't work?

Shut the fuck up

[IBuryPaul 273]

So what’s going on down on Commerce? I’m an old and it’s tough to get around down there with the walker. 

And, OU sucks. 

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

My bad guys 

[CobbInLimbo 132]

Anybody still at Harvey's?

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[RPM 26,228]

You mean waking up to the bar and saying "I'll start a tab, my friend from the internet will lay for it" doesn't work?

Funny, it worked for me an hour before Immamac showed up. Whoever bought my Makers Mark...thanks!

[RPM 26,228]

Anybody still at Harvey's?

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Yuuuup

[Bullneck 18,987]

On 10/9/2019 at 7:39 AM, JohnnyRage said:

Just playing around with your balls.

Sounds faggy.

[Bullneck 18,987]

9 hours ago, BERT said:

Just a heads up, I do not look like that. 

I always assumed everyone looks like their avatar.  Expecially Texas Pete.

And Bobby Batronic.

And Futureman.

Edited October 12, 2019 by Bullneck

[Bullneck 18,987]

1 hour ago, IBuryPaul said:

So what’s going on down on Commerce? I’m an old and it’s tough to get around down there with the walker. 

And, OU sucks. 

Back in the day Commerce was where you went to fight with Sooners the night before.

[luke duke 6,390]

[mention=1044]luke duke[/mention]is a bitch

Sadly, my 11yr streak has come to an end. You’re probably the only one left with perfect attendance.

[Zepol87 9,171]

Surly moved to deep ellum

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

Y'all carry on. I'm back home. 

I think my favorite part of the night was bringing the band to a halt.

TEXAS!

[BERT 4,351]

1 hour ago, JohnnyRage said:

My bad guys 

What did you do? 

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

Y'all carry on. I'm back home. 

I think my favorite part of the night was bringing the band to a halt.

TEXAS!

You start a ruckus?

[CobbInLimbo 132]

Surly moved to deep ellum

Please...

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[Zepol87 9,171]

Where you at? 

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Where you at? 

Go home, bitch.

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

Nah. Somebody started Texas Fight! followed by ousux!

Singer said something along the lines of 

Yay sports.

You're going to keep doing that right?

[CobbInLimbo 132]

Please...

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Trophy room

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[CobbInLimbo 132]

Too drunk for these sooner pitches

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[Zepol87 9,171]

Started Texas fight upstairs at Salsera. Fuck what you heard 

[Victor Lazlo 1,767]

43 minutes ago, CobbInLimbo said:

Too drunk for these sooner pitches

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