Fuck Bob Stoops, too

[TexArcher 38,847]

Lincoln Riley hate and ou sucks haikus are all good, but don't forget that Bob Stoops is out there somewhere right now, still being a fat, smarmy, arrogant asshole.  He's probably covering for another woman-beater or cheating at something as we speak.  Spare a moment of hate for that fat, disgusting tub of shit, please.

[Cuernavaca 255]

Yes fuck him in the goiter.

[Horn Dogg 4,278]

He’s probably eating a huge bag of dicks right about now.  Fuck that SOB!

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

He’s probably eating a huge bag of dicks right about now.  Fuck that SOB!

...and undoubtedly making a GA split the check on it, too.

[PsychMike 1,553]

8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

He’s probably eating a huge bag of dicks right about now.  Fuck that SOB!

Doesn't he live in Chicago? He's probably enjoying some Chicago deep dick pizza this weekend.

['stache 22,118]

2 hours ago, PsychMike said:

Doesn't he live in Chicago? He's probably enjoying some Chicago deep dick pizza this weekend.

He loves Chicago style hot dogs, but with dicks in them instead of weiners.

[smuggs 9,394]

Bob Stoops is currently in Costa Rica, searching for a doctor that will give him his 9th colonoscopy of the year.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

44 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He loves Chicago style hot dogs, but with dicks in them instead of weiners.

"Hey, gimme one red hot, hold the relish, hold the celery salt, hold the tomatoes, and onions, hold the sport peppers, hold the mustard, hold the bun, hold me by the ears while you FUCK MY FACE WITH YOUR COCK"

"uh, Coach, we just do hot dogs here"

[PsychMike 1,553]

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He loves Chicago style hot dogs, but with dicks in them instead of weiners.

"Is that a footlong?"

"And then some."

 

[TreatyOak 17,224]

[El Diablo 4,232]

6 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

"Hey, gimme one red hot, hold the relish, hold the celery salt, hold the tomatoes, and onions, hold the sport peppers, hold the mustard, hold the bun, hold me by the ears while you FUCK MY FACE WITH YOUR COCK"

"uh, Coach, we just do hot dogs here"

Why don't you have a seat over there, I like the cut of your jib.

 

[BigHorn'13 3,480]

8 hours ago, 'stache said:

He loves Chicago style hot dogs, but with dicks in them instead of weiners.

Hot dicks?

[BigHorn'13 3,480]

Can't forget about Switz either. Chinga los dos putos. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

11 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Why don't you have a seat over there, I like the cut of your jib.

 

looks photoshopped

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8,964]

looks photoshopped

It isn't. Pixels align correctly