Syracuse at NC State, 7CT ESPN

[texifornia 56,565]

It's Thursday, you don't care about baseball or, like me, your team was ejected from the playoffs in traumatic fashion over the past couple weeks and maybe you showed up at work the next morning at 11am, I don't know.

Anyway, it's Thursday night in America's saddest P5 conference, with America's worst announcers on the call. Syracuse is 3-2 with zero quality wins and two smooth buttfuckings from Maryland and Clemson. NC State is in the same boat, but they bent over for West Virginia and (LOLOLOL) Willy Taggart's Florida State.

Orange! Wolf Pack! Embrace mediocrity!

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[Brothahorn 10,085]

I’m in

 

Dino needs to find a QB real quick or he will be stuck at Syracuse.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

In. Might as well pour a drink

[texifornia 56,565]

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

In. Might as well pour a drink

I've got a nice Viognier open. 

Good little drive for the Pack.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

I’m enjoying some Hancocks Presidents Reserve. 

Did Syracuse get shittier this year?

[Machinator 32,098]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m enjoying some Hancocks Presidents Reserve. 

Did Syracuse get shittier this year?

Yes, the ACC sucks cock

[texifornia 56,565]

The three-headed dog booth has gotten a lot better from the past few weeks. They were clearly told to cut down the "jokes". 

Love this

 

[texifornia 56,565]

Too bad Cuse has declined so much. The Briles offense, well-run and sans-rape, was so much fun to watch.

[texifornia 56,565]

Hah, we were looking at Tabari Hines when he first transferred to Oregon: https://gopack.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=8730

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Why are 13 NFL scouts at the game? 

Is there a deep snapper that’s really good?

[texifornia 56,565]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Why are 13 NFL scouts at the game? 

Is there a deep snapper that’s really good?

Alton Robinson's getting first round buzz - Converse Judson kid: https://cuse.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=17370

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[texifornia 56,565]

Good evening Бейлий Хокман

 

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[texifornia 56,565]

Torry Holt seems like a good dude. Very polished on camera.

Also glad someone caught this:

 

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[texifornia 56,565]

Devito suuuuucks at sliding. It's like a smaller version of freshman Sam.

 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Boom goes the dynamite 

[texifornia 56,565]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Boom goes the dynamite 

That was fun!

Sat with the NCSt team families (thanks, StubHub!) when they played at BC a couple years back and they were all good people, so I'm happy to see it.

[texifornia 56,565]

Lou Groza Award Winne-DOINK

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[Neonmoon 38,127]

You knew he was going to miss it with the huge announcer jinx. 

Memo to all announcers. Shut the fuck up 

[GreenspointTexas 9,568]

In34

[texifornia 56,565]

Did I break off to watch an episode of Succession? Yes.

Did anything change? Nope.

The ACC is just so skippable this year.

[texifornia 56,565]

Holy shit that suddenly got extremely interesting!!!

-but it was on Cuse. Never mind.-

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[texifornia 56,565]

Lol Cuse has 77 yds/game of penalties and it's only getting worse tonight. 

[Oakbrook 67]

‘Cuse orange is more burnt than any of the orange on our stadium, field, or uniforms.

[texifornia 56,565]

2 minutes ago, Oakbrook said:

‘Cuse orange is more burnt than any of the orange on our stadium, field, or uniforms.

Pretty close

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[texifornia 56,565]

Ok, so it's a game! Cuse might be sort of as good as West Virginia!

[Machinator 32,098]

Can't say that on national television, Pat.

[Oakbrook 67]

Looks darker on my TV.

Last vestige of burnt orange left with the new helmet stickers.

#old man rant over

[texifornia 56,565]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Can't say that on national television, Pat.

I was brushing my teeth, what happened?

[texifornia 56,565]

2 minutes ago, Oakbrook said:

Looks darker on my TV.

Last vestige of burnt orange left with the new helmet stickers.

#old man rant over

To be fair, the stormtrooper orange is brighter - must be the sew-on pieces vs. the actual jersey fabric.

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[Machinator 32,098]

Just now, texifornia said:

I was brushing my teeth, what happened?

 

[texifornia 56,565]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Aw, well I'm faaaar from a McAfee fan, but that's fine by me. What kid is staying up to watch two East Coast teams at 11:15 Eastern?

[texifornia 56,565]

Baber's no fool. This game is over.

[texifornia 56,565]

[Zavala 1,384]

https://twitter.com/YahooSportsCFB/status/1182497053869518848

Lulz