2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

There’s a gentleman’s club song remake in my head right now. It goes, I’m in love with a Dicker.

[bigcigar 1224]

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Beck and the offensive line better their head out of their asses at halftime

Fify

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Good thing my liver and I already hate each other.

[Pig Bellmont 8887]

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

FG kicking is the one aspect where we have a big advantage. I have feeling it will be the deciding factor today.

 Not if our offense can’t unfuck itself 

[futureman 22704]

9 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Yeah that's for time. They stop the clock where it lands, they spot the ball where the ball crosses the sideline. 

no, you are wrong.  the LOS extends past the out of bounds line.  take the loss, pussy. 

[Hunchback 51]

Our O has been ugly but going into half down just by 7 is something to work with. Fuck moral victories but we can do this. D has been balling and if we can make some offensive adjustments we can take this game.
Also fuck OU forever and always.

[Dbeasy 15599]

It’s time for some positive commentary. Despite playing like ass in the first half, this team is still in it. They played poorly at times on defense but got turnovers and stiffened in the red zone. You have to give the defense credit for doing that.

 

The offense was abysmal and there really is no excuse for it. However, Sam was trying to not make mistakes. He obviously played conservatively. Maybe in the second half they can move the ball better.

 

 

 

[UDontKnow 10572]

Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Just got warned by the bar manager that I can yell “how’s dicker taste riley” and next time I’ll be asked to leave. Family bar or some shit 

Did the bar manager say, "Shut up Lou Holtz" ??

[Vito Andolini 9454]

I’m friends with Gus, but I can’t defend this “Coach T” shit. 

[hookem2010 2700]

The finger is the cue to snap

[GotThatFire 166]

 I had a morning emergency with the baby, got back about 40 minutes into the game. What’s going on with the offense? Is everybody sick or some shit ?

[Girdwood 118]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Now watch the second half be a track meet of every possession is a td.

Yup. And Bill Connelly will be watching it whilst furiously masturbating in his mom’s basement 

[Atticus 4220]

They’re jumping on the sideline throws, we need to have baits to make them start thinking and playing slower.

[Bigjohns97 125]

We have to come out throwing downfield.

[Capn81 397]

Time to let your nuts hang, Sam.

[Mdhorn 6166]

All my gripes with Orlando and they're only down 7 at halftime is a win for Todd.  

[LABEVO 928]

Riley SUCK that DICK-ER

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Just got warned by the bar manager that I cant yell “how’s dicker taste riley” and next time I’ll be asked to leave. Family bar or some shit 

I'm assuming it's Lincoln's husband 

[sith_horn 2519]

3 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Right. The miracle was the penalty.

That was a miracle for more than one reason. A twofer miracle.

[Mileslong 4811]

There’s a gentleman’s club song remake in my head right now. It goes, I’m in love with a Dicker.

Username checks out

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

I would rather drink myself into a coma that admit anything to these fucks

[Sgt Hulk 14462]

I hope the Sam Heisman hype dies down so he goes back to a chip on his shoulder and fuck you style of play

[Bevo14 8468]

2 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Just got warned by the bar manager that I cant yell “how’s dicker taste riley” and next time I’ll be asked to leave. Family bar or some shit 

Not seeing the problem with what you said

Edited October 12, 2019 by Bevo14

[wood 11766]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I think it's a mistake to use up all 3.  Leave 1 and make them wonder if it's coming.  It's like deicing.

It's fucking chickenshit AF to use even one TO that way (where you make the kicker kick it again). Even when we've done it. It's maybe the shittiest thing in the game. Glad Dicker drilled it again. Fuck Riley.

[Michael Knight 13236]

Dicker fucks

[tbone_ 14454]

 I had a morning emergency with the baby, got back about 40 minutes into the game. What’s going on with the offense? Is everybody sick or some shit ?

Greg Davis is coaching.

[bigcigar 1224]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

They’re jumping on the sideline throws, we need to have baits to make them start thinking and playing slower.

The offensive line needs to stop getting their asses kicked for this to work.

[shakahorn 1659]

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Not seeing the problem

If that's a problem they should ask all the families to leave.

[Tx_2_Sc85 348]

What the fuck offense?

[Slade 263]

4 minutes ago, ousuxndallas said:

6 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Sam's rib injury has to be more than they're letting on. He's looked tentative for a couple of weeks now.

Yeah. He looks stoned on pain meds to me. Zero emotion. It's TX/OU. Come on.

Yeah, he looks fucking out of it and his situational awareness is not there. 

[Sgt Hulk 14462]

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Now watch the second half be a track meet of every possession is a td.

yeah this is worrisome, we have made poor adjustments and well our second half longhorn teams the past few years love to hemorrhage points in the 4th qtr.  

[Ellellelle 355]

Fucking urban, what a piece of shit.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Reggie Bush with the passive aggressive Aggie corduroy jacket.

[hookem48 4857]

Hurts, the best player for both teams so far.

[GreenspointTexas 9978]

Lol at anyone who thought orlando was the problem

[Zavala 1384]

MENSA YOU FUCKER YOU BETTER SCORE TIDDIES EVERY POSSESSION THE REST OF THE GAME

[Drew 2930]

How the fuck we only down 10-3 at halftime after that shit show?

Doesn't matter in the end...just make the adjustments for the 2nd half, particularly on Offense.  I do not expect OU to be held to just 10 points in the second half...so we need to be able to score 28+ in the 2nd.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Get a fullback into the game. Establish the run. Play action. Throw deep, Fuck. 

83 yards total offense. Houston scored 30 against OU. Fuck goddammit

[Js1 87190]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Greg Davis is coaching.

This performance is insulting to Greg Davis 

[wood 11766]

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

The offensive line needs to stop getting their asses kicked for this to work.

Yep. And the DL, too.

[Cap Hooked 68]

4 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I had a morning emergency with the baby, got back about 40 minutes into the game. What’s going on with the offense? Is everybody sick or some shit ?

Sam and Herman. Pretty much all you need to know

[runthebone 8377]

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Dicker shoved it right up Riley's ass.

Why do him any favors?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Urban thinking about Zach Smith's feelings and not what the others are talking about 

[Zavala 1384]

Urban "buttplug" Legend just said give Texas credit for playing since we only down one score

[squeegeedegg 730]

Everyone expecting the O-Line to run over their D-line got to our guy's heads

[UDontKnow 10572]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol at anyone who thought orlando was the problem

You have been one of the biggest Orlando critics since the season started and now you change your tune? 

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Hurts, the best player for both teams so far.

That's because TO refuse to spy him.

[hookem48 4857]

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

Fucking urban, what a piece of shit.

that piece of shit is exactly right though, could be 28-0

[MonkeyDoughnut 10806]

Seems like OU way better than LSU and/or we are making them look that way

[Vito Andolini 9454]

3 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I had a morning emergency with the baby, got back about 40 minutes into the game. What’s going on with the offense? Is everybody sick or some shit ?

We’re getting our asses kicked, OU looks like it knows our plays before the snap, Sam isn’t playing like he usually does, but thanks to a couple turnovers, it’s only a TD difference. Should be about 28-3. We get the ball to start the 3rd, and have a chance to get back to even.