2020 Coaching Staff

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

8 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

If Colt goes into coaching, I would love to see him back here as HC one day. Has a Matt Campbell humbleness to him.

CHIEF

What if he sucks at coaching?

[Fondren & Main 6779]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

All clear at St. James, I’ll head to Treasures

Treasures is a fine establishment.

[XYZ 2154]

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

What if he sucks at coaching?

Debbie Downer.

[Horn Dog 10063]

On 12/2/2019 at 9:15 PM, 6th Street said:

Second hand info, but I've heard he walks around the facility smelling of liquor and now has a full time driver for when he goes out. 

 

On 12/2/2019 at 11:32 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Whhhhooolllleeee lot of judgement in here from a bunch of alcoholic, narcissistic, assholes 

First they came for the drunks, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the coke heads, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the co-ed horndogs, and there was no one left to speak up for me.

[RGBIII 22843]

33 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Treasures is a fine establishment.

I’m partial to the church myself but you can’t go wrong at either

[utexas8 1495]

[Fondren & Main 6779]

I’m not a donor.  Where can I send my $6.99?

[gmr548 16645]

.gif from 49ers game. Kyle Shanahan confirmed.

Edited December 5, 2019 by gmr548

[Funk Doctor Spock 12833]

I can't believe people pay actual money to these sites. I'm thankful to those who do, but why? We have posters here who could hit a dartboard with more accuracy than anything those rubes are typing out. 

[TheMailBox357 213]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I can't believe people pay actual money to these sites. I'm thankful to those who do, but why? We have posters here who could hit a dartboard with more accuracy than anything those rubes are typing out. 

LOL, could you imagine if pro sports was the same way? Paying 9.95 a month for Dallas cowboys info.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12833]

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

LOL, could you imagine if pro sports was the same way? Paying 9.95 a month for Dallas cowboys info.

Dude, I'm a hard core Bucs fan, and I would NEVER pay a dime for info, so I can't imagine Cowboys/Texans fans doing it. That would suuuuuuck getting your hopes up each year while paying. I guess I've accepted we suck, so I don't need to send money to read about it. 

[DanTheHorn 4973]

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Doing lines off a strippers tits is how Herman seals the deal. Harrell is as good as signed. 

[XYZ 2154]

20 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

LOL, could you imagine if pro sports was the same way? Paying 9.95 a month for Dallas cowboys info.

Were. Could you imagine if pro sports were the same way.

[RGBIII 22843]

25 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I can't believe people pay actual money to these sites. I'm thankful to those who do, but why? We have posters here who could hit a dartboard with more accuracy than anything those rubes are typing out. 

I pay monthly because I know the rest of you hogs gobble it up and even though y’all want to play high and mighty that you don’t care still end up asking for the info. Btw that article doesn’t say shit besides Herman may interview a DC candidate in Houston tomorrow but no name is provided and this proves Ash isn’t the favorite

[Funk Doctor Spock 12833]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I pay monthly because I know the rest of you hogs gobble it up and even though y’all want to play high and mighty that you don’t care still end up asking for the info. Btw that article doesn’t say shit besides Herman may interview a DC candidate in Houston tomorrow but no name is provided and this proves Ash isn’t the favorite

I said I appreciate those who do, such as yourself, but I don't understand why people do. I used to pay for 247 and then got tired of the shit that was always wrong. I, again, appreciate your contribution to giving us this information whether it's right or wrong on their part. 
 

Edit: I thought I said I appreciated it, but I guess I didn't. I do. Thank you for giving us the info. 

Edited December 5, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[RGBIII 22843]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I said I appreciate those who do, such as yourself, but I don't understand why people do. I used to pay for 247 and then got tired of the shit that was always wrong. I, again, appreciate your contribution to giving us this information whether it's right or wrong on their part. 

I get it, the real reason I pay for it is to post on here. I feel like it’s my contribution to the board when others post info from other sites that I get to enjoy for free. Now the people that post and live/die on the 995er boards are an entirely different breed that I will never understand. Imagine being completely loyal to Ketchum and taking the big ol bag of melted saltwater taffy’s word as gospel

[Funk Doctor Spock 12833]

Just now, RGBIII said:

I get it, the real reason I pay for it is to post on here. I feel like it’s my contribution to the board when others post info from other sites that I get to enjoy for free. Now the people that post and live/die on the 995er boards are an entirely different breed that I will never understand. Imagine being completely loyal to Ketchum and taking the big ol bag of melted saltwater taffy’s word as gospel

Agree 100%, especially regarding Ketch. Oof. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20910]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I pay monthly because I know the rest of you hogs gobble it up and even though y’all want to play high and mighty that you don’t care still end up asking for the info. Btw that article doesn’t say shit besides Herman may interview a DC candidate in Houston tomorrow but no name is provided and this proves Ash isn’t the favorite

I don’t think Herman interviewing other candidates proves anything about where Ash is on the list. All it proves is that Herman is at least making an attempt to give the appearance of a thorough search. 

[SaucyJack 3504]

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Is Harrell a good recruiter? Will it help any that Harrell went to high school in Ennis?

Yes, our opponents should prepare their ennis!

[Hiphopopotamos 20910]

11 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Were. Could you imagine if pro sports were the same way.

The Chicago Bears had a 9.95er (The Bear Report) for 25 plus years. Not sure how many other pro teams had something similar. 

[SaucyJack 3504]

14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I pay monthly because I know the rest of you hogs gobble it up and even though y’all want to play high and mighty that you don’t care still end up asking for the info. Btw that article doesn’t say shit besides Herman may interview a DC candidate in Houston tomorrow but no name is provided and this proves Ash isn’t the favorite

Ash is in Houston visiting BIL.

[Goodman 3274]

53 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I don’t think Herman interviewing other candidates proves anything about where Ash is on the list. All it proves is that Herman is at least making an attempt to give the appearance of a thorough search. 

As Rod Babers has been saying, interview as many as possible. You might find a gem, you can steal ideas and expand your network. 

[Bevo 13659]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I pay monthly because I know the rest of you hogs gobble it up and even though y’all want to play high and mighty that you don’t care still end up asking for the info. Btw that article doesn’t say shit besides Herman may interview a DC candidate in Houston tomorrow but no name is provided and this proves Ash isn’t the favorite

Romeo Crennel

[Hiphopopotamos 20910]

9 minutes ago, Goodman said:

As Rod Babers has been saying, interview as many as possible. You might find a gem, you can steal ideas and expand your network. 

A few years back the Bears GM was widely ridiculed for interviewing upwards of 20 different coaches for the vacant Head Coach position he was trying to fill. His rationale was that when else would he have the opportunity to ask coaches from all across the NFL for an honest evaluation of his roster and ask questions of how they’d fix the offense/defense and best utilize the current personnel.  Ultimately he made a poor hire - but I still wondered why more GMs didn’t take this same approach. 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

Ash is in Houston visiting BIL.

Wait, you're saying Herm is going to Houston to interview the guy on his staff? Are they driving there together for the interview?

Mensa.  3D chess and whatnot.

Edited December 5, 2019 by nunna yo bizness

[Hiphopopotamos 20910]

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

Wait, your saying Herm is going to Houston to interview the guy on his staff? Are they driving there together for the interview?

Ash was working as an analyst - but I don’t think he was living in Austin. 

[Chrispy_ 105]

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Wait, your saying Herm is hoing to Houston to interview the guy on his staff? Are they driving there together for the interview?

Herman needs to show that there’s been some semblance of a search, so he probably instructed Ash to wear some glasses and a fake mustache for the interview. 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Ash was working as an analyst - but I don’t think he was living in Austin. 

Well that makes more sense.  Mensa has people on staff who aren't around to contribute.

I wonder if I can get one of these gigs from him.  I'm in East Texas but I promise to analyze the shit out of the team.

Edited December 5, 2019 by nunna yo bizness

[Tex Pete 21050]

I thought he only helped for a couple of days during OU week. 

[ColeTrickle 12]

Has it actually been confirmed Ash was an analyst? I thought he just talked to Herman before the OU game. And the analyst thing was bologna.

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 minute ago, ColeTrickle said:

Has it actually been confirmed Ash was an analyst? I thought he just talked to Herman before the OU game. And the analyst thing was bologna.

Even better.  So our leading DC candidate is nor only a guy who hasn't been aroumd our team but he's been sitting on the couch in his underwear all Fall watchimg football on TV.  So about 90% of Surly wpuld qualify as DC candidates.

[Hiphopopotamos 20910]

I don’t think these analyst jobs are full time gigs - and I don’t think they’re camped out in a windowless office at the stadium watching tape with the GAs. 

I think Ash was tasked with watching OU tape, probably from the comfort of his home recliner - I don’t know that he was mentioned in any 995er report after OUsucks weekend. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20910]

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

Even better.  So our leading DC candidate is nor only a guy who hasn't been aroumd our team but he's been sitting on the couch in his underwear all Fall watchimg football on TV.  So about 90% of Surly wpuld qualify as DC candidates.

Is spending the year ‘around our team’ a plus?  That’s going to limit the pool of candidates to Giles Naivar and Washington. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Even better.  So our leading DC candidate is nor only a guy who hasn't been aroumd our team but he's been sitting on the couch in his underwear all Fall watchimg football on TV.  So about 90% of Surly wpuld qualify as DC candidates.

So.... I shoulda been wearing underwear?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5423]

19 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

A few years back the Bears GM was widely ridiculed for interviewing upwards of 20 different coaches for the vacant Head Coach position he was trying to fill. His rationale was that when else would he have the opportunity to ask coaches from all across the NFL for an honest evaluation of his roster and ask questions of how they’d fix the offense/defense and best utilize the current personnel.  Ultimately he made a poor hire - but I still wondered why more GMs didn’t take this same approach. 

Because there’s a fine line between “If you have to ask....” and getting good objective advice. 
 

I’d like to believe that a great coach would do more self-scouting and evaluation than anyone else. 

[Redneck Mutha 8090]

11 minutes ago, Chrispy_ said:

Herman needs to show that there’s been some semblance of a search, so he probably instructed Ash to wear some glasses and a fake mustache for the interview. 

Bobbyvalentine.gif

[Goodman 3274]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I don’t think these analyst jobs are full time gigs - and I don’t think they’re camped out in a windowless office at the stadium watching tape with the GAs. 

I think Ash was tasked with watching OU tape, probably from the comfort of his home recliner - I don’t know that he was mentioned in any 995er report after OUsucks weekend. 

Dunno if analyst are full time but they are definitely camped out and there all the time. Ash was not an analyst but he's been around the last few months helping his friend. 

[ClubWhatever 12178]

Sometimes buyout clauses have sub clauses saying that the payout is dependent on the fired coach seeking similar employment to offset the buyout.  So you go on a few interviews and then say “I didn’t get the job” and collect your checks.  

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So.... I shoulda been wearing underwear?

Actually this may make you a leading candidate since our defense was depantsed on a regular basis.

[Get ln My Van 927]

11 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Bobbyvalentine.gif

[Burt Macklin 19149]

6 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Once again, Anwar Richardson's sources to the rescue.

Dude is on a dial-up connection.

When did he upgrade?

[MoJames 8257]

What's Bobby Valentine up to? He know how to teach tackling?

[atomheartbevo 90143]

3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

What if he sucks at coaching?

[Rockwell Torrey 1331]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I get it, the real reason I pay for it is to post on here. I feel like it’s my contribution to the board when others post info from other sites that I get to enjoy for free. Now the people that post and live/die on the 995er boards are an entirely different breed that I will never understand. Imagine being completely loyal to Ketchum and taking the big ol bag of melted saltwater taffy’s word as gospel

Wait.  I thought you were at Treasures.  

[RGBIII 22843]

48 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Wait.  I thought you were at Treasures.  

Got stuck at St. James Place...

[RGBIII 22843]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Got stuck at St. James Place...

Update:Herman and Harrell still aren’t here

[Doc Reeves 6434]

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Update:Herman and Harrell still aren’t here

[HoustonHorn 1062]

Herman was in Katy today with a couple other coaches.

[Chrispy_ 105]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Got stuck at St. James Place...

My buddy worked just down the street from this place, he called it “The Church” I believe. Anyways, he always wanted to eat there and I was skeptical at first, but this place has surprisingly good lunch. 

Edited December 5, 2019 by Chrispy_
Tired

[elnimo 55]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Update:Herman and Harrell still aren’t here

They’re probably at Michael’s International aka Chicas Locas