2020 Coaching Staff

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

(Eric Nahlin) Fact Patterns and Inside Info: 12/8/19

doesn't seem likely
I can't see
I don't think
Perhaps not.
Probably so.
I think
likely
It was never likely
That tends to happen
I feel confident
I still believe
I think it's likely

 


Lots of hard hitting facts. $9.95 please

[Dbeasy 14970]

Apparently Harrell has serious concerns about the Texas concession stand food choices. Don’t shoot the messenger.

[UncleBuck 6446]

Scott Frost didn’t exactly make a normal transition either. Who knows...

I just know the history of it, and there aren't many surprises after bowl season. Shit's usually settled and out in the open, just up to them and current employer as to whether or not they coach in a bowl game.

 

 

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[The Gimp 345]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Jesus when did Freshwater gain 75 lbs?

Been eating at the training table with Bru.

[satyanash 14281]

9 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 Lots of hard hitting facts. $9.95 please

[RollLeft 5040]

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Apparently Harrell has serious concerns about the Texas concession stand food choices. Don’t shoot the messenger.

I hear his real concern is the student seating issue.  He won't sign until that issued is fixed.

[Eggo 3975]

31 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Texas doesn’t exactly hold a position of power at the moment. If he’s who they want, they’ll compromise with him. Just speculating because I don’t know shit, as usual.

This is some horse shit, even if true. How can we carry around a check for $6 million and somehow still resort to begging? 

[satyanash 14281]

Utah's officially San Antonio-bound.

 

Edited December 8, 2019 by satyanash

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Utah's officially San Antonio-bound.

 

Going to be so awkward for Scalley

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

(Eric Nahlin) Fact Patterns and Inside Info: 12/8/19

On the DC search, Barry Odom is a real candidate but he may get Memphis, which is a good job. He'd be a great hire for them. Texas has always seemed more intent on landing Harrell first then focusing on the DC search.

sell me on odom.  let's see some data.  recent trends last 3 jobs, before/during/after.  strategy to get to the qb.  coaching tree.

and if he goes he goes.  we need to have a dozen candidates on the board.  as guys take other jobs, somebody else goes up on the board.

last week don't remember what page what thread, there was a candidate whose before/during/after rankings showed improvement after he go there and a regression after he left, in his last 3 jobs.  how many of those guys are out there?  5? 10? 20?  come on 995ers, do some fucking work.

he we are now.

entertain us.

[freyguy 4245]

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Utah's officially San Antonio-bound.

 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It's almost like we don't know how to make nachos or something.

There are enough people on this board, old enough, from north texas, that the glory of arlington stadium nachos in 1977 can be remembered and celebrated.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[Old Freak Nasty 818]

Give Bill Snyder $3mm to DC. He’s not as dead as Tomey.

[Bozo_Casanova 26284]

Is Leon Fuller still alive?

[cmontexas 3253]

Somebody get Mike Perrin on the goddamn plane

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

4 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

What you think about Baby Briles as a OC canidate? 

Fuck off with that shit

[Bigbend1812 12889]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Fuck that. Why would Harrell say so? That's not how this works.


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[HtownHorn 14488]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

sell me on odom.  let's see some data.  recent trends last 3 jobs, before/during/after.  strategy to get to the qb.  coaching tree.

and if he goes he goes.  we need to have a dozen candidates on the board.  as guys take other jobs, somebody else goes up on the board.

last week don't remember what page what thread, there was a candidate whose before/during/after rankings showed improvement after he go there and a regression after he left, in his last 3 jobs.  how many of those guys are out there?  5? 10? 20?  come on 995ers, do some fucking work.

he we are now.

entertain us.

He's the SEC version of Ash, without the championship. He's coached at 2 schools, Memphis and Missouri. He appears to be getting the job at Memphis.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

[CoachTex 2620]

He is a question for all of y'all NCAA rules aficionados? If we were to announce Harrell as our OC, how would that affect Bryan Carrington's recruiting status? Would that force us to take him off the road? 

Edited December 8, 2019 by CoachTex

[EE2B 1561]

He is a question for all of y'all NCAA rules aficionados? If we were to announce Harrell as our OC, how would that affect Bryan Carrington's recruiting status? Would that for e us to take him off the road? 

Carrington could still be on the road. You can have up to 10(?) out on the road recruiting. He could stay until we have a full staff again.

[Chopper 17170]

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

[TreatyOak 16150]

[Dbeasy 14970]

Carrington could still be on the road. You can have up to 10(?) out on the road recruiting. He could stay until we have a full staff again.

Nope. He would have to immediately dive into a holiday inn and proclaim it his permanent residence. Ncaa rules.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2009]

Let’s get this bitch to 69 and then we will have the answers. If not, I’m out of ideas

[El Squared 1793]

5 hours ago, satyanash said:

(Eric Nahlin) Fact Patterns and Inside Info: 12/8/19

 

The symbolism of the crane against the clouds with the background rap is indeed telling and definitely points to the fact that now one knows shit.

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

54 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

Will you pussies quit crying before anything actually happens, please

Edited December 9, 2019 by The Earl of Texas

[LTtxfan 48980]

14 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Let’s get this bitch to 69 and then we will have the answers. If not, I’m out of ideas

[closetohumping 17404]

6 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Will you pussies quit crying before anything actually happens, please

They’re gonna cry if we don’t get him.  They’re gonna cry if we do.  Basically they’re gonna cry

[Bigbend1812 12889]

[ultimaton 2966]

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

[Fondren & Main 6670]

[LTtxfan 48980]

On 12/7/2019 at 9:53 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

Drinkwitz is an interesting name - he’s a Malzahn disciple who has put together a pretty impressive resume in a short time. Spent some time with Harsin at Boise St. and killed it this year at App St as Head Coach. 

 

Looks like Eli is Mizzu bound...

 

[UncleBuck 6446]

 

Looks like Eli is Mizzu bound...

 

Here to eat my crow on Drinkerseinkwitzki. Figured the best bet would be one more year at App then parlay that into a better HC gig.

 

 

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[UncleBuck 6446]

Here to eat my crow on Drinkerseinkwitzki. Figured the best bet would be one more year at App then parlay that into a better HC gig.
 
 
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Nm. Was under the impression Mizzou had already hired HC and Drinkwitz would be going as a coordinator. My bad. No crow eating for me.


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[TheMailBox357 213]

Some poster on IT is is claiming that USC is throwing some prospective HCIW stuff to keep Harrell around. LMAO, USC might as well just fire Clay Helton now if that was true.

[Bevo14 8274]

Just now, TheMailBox357 said:

Some poster on IT is is claiming that USC is throwing some prospective HCIW stuff to keep Harrell around. LMAO, USC might as well just fire Clay Helton now if that was true.

Damn. At this rate they might do that.

[texaslong 678]

2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Some poster on IT is is claiming that USC is throwing some prospective HCIW stuff to keep Harrell around. LMAO, USC might as well just fire Clay Helton now if that was true.

Lulz. The head coach is 47 years old and he already has a HCIW behind him. 

[Fondren & Main 6670]

That seems exceedingly foolish.  Can’t we make the same offer though. 😂😂😂

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Cross him off the list. 

 

[HtownHorn 14488]

35 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Some poster on IT is is claiming that USC is throwing some prospective HCIW stuff to keep Harrell around. LMAO, USC might as well just fire Clay Helton now if that was true.

If Harrell falls for that shit he's too stupid to be a coach at Texas.

[WBT 20422]

I don't know.  It could work out for Harrell.  Are we sure Helton knows about the killing myself in Florida gambit?

[Bevo 13527]

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Harrell falls for that shit he's too stupid to be a coach at Texas.

True, but the same thing could be said about surly posters who believe anonymous posters on IT.

[TommyGufano 6021]

18 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Harrell falls for that shit he's too stupid to be a coach at Texas.

I think you underestimate how stupid many of our coaches have been

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

43 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I think you underestimate how stupid many of our coaches have been

[Burt Macklin 18998]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

If Harrell falls for that shit he's too stupid to be a coach at Texas.

I disagree. That would mean he’s exactly stupid enough to coach at Texas.

Edited December 9, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[4th and 5 4914]

Winning coin tosses is hard.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

They’re gonna cry if we don’t get him.  They’re gonna cry if we do.  Basically they’re gonna cry

Maybe we’re just too demanding

[dcar00 14035]

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe we’re just too demanding

why do we scream at each other?