2020 Coaching Staff

[Tex Pete 21013]

After reading the last two pages, I have cancer now. Fuck all of you. 

[South Austin 52735]

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

After reading the last two pages, I have cancer now. Fuck all of you. 

Faults and players to you.

[Slacks 6921]

Kirk Ciarrocca, Kirk Ciarrocca
ya no puede caminar
por que no tiene
porque le faltan
las dos patitas de atrás

I was la cucaracha last nite....

[PilotsError 2338]

10 hours ago, dad said:

My 5 football seasons as a student were 2005 to 2010 so starting with VY winning a natty when I was a freshman and Colt  McCoy vs. Bama as a Super Senior. Never did I realize that we would never be that great again. Talk about being spoiled when you didn't even know what you had on hand. 

 

don't say natty.

[dad 557]

4 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

 

don't say natty.

I knew it would ruffle some feathers. I don't get the disdain for the word.

[gmr548 16643]

I started at UT in 2010, so while I do remember VY and Colt fondly, disappointment is pretty much par for the course in my adult life. My drunkest games attended are mostly wins - 2012 WVU, 2013 OU, 2013 Baylor, the Sugar Bowl... I did get also really drunk watching Strong's first game vs UNT. Totally unremarkable game, but met some old friends, things escalated, and ended up puking in the bathroom of the bar.

 

I think the lesson is I need to drink more in the fall.

 

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[PilotsError 2338]

Then you don't spend enough time in aggy threads.

[dad 557]

13 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Fuck you. I went 92-96.  Look it up. 

Looks like there were some decent years there in 95 and 96 but yeah not 05 - 10 success of course

[C-Man 27377]

I knew it would ruffle some feathers. I don't get the disdain for the word.

Even though they don’t win them, aggy likes to use that word.

[C-Man 27377]

I was at UT from 91-95/96. Last year of McWilliams to the final SWC Championship. Saw a lot of shitty football in between, including 1-4 to aggy. The one silver lining, though, was 3-1-1 run versus OU.

[Dbeasy 15239]

I moved to Texas in 1971. Just missed the national title. Thought to myself, no problem they will win another soon. 35 years is all it took

[dad 557]

Even though they don’t win them, aggy likes to use that word.

Ah didn’t know that. Last time I use that word. Don’t want to be associated with sheep fuckers.

[dad 557]

Man, those were garbage yrs. What do you call success? Sun Bowl?   Did kick OU's ass around a bit but they sucked worse than us. 

I guess after the last decade 10-2-1 and 8-5 sound decent.

[HtownHorn 14935]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

After reading the last two pages, I have cancer now. Fuck all of you. 

As someone dealing with the potential of their mom having lymphoma, fuck this post.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9161]

Goddamn I hate the football board

[Tex Long 4511]

I may have had the best student football experience of any of you fuckers - '61 to '64. Won 40 games, one tie and just 3 losses, one NC and close to two more.

Yeah, the 30 consecutive-win Slick Street years were pretty damn good, but... I think we had a better run in my undergrad days. Slick and his gang had the Wishbone, but we had the Flip-flop with players switching from Left-Right to Strong-Weak positions... that is, the tackles and guards were strong-side/weak-side rather than left/right, so the formations could be flipped to put strength to left or right and also wide or short as needed. 

 

 

EDIT: Some good stuff here - https://www.texaslsn.org/football-dkr-1957-1967-always-adding-content

Edited December 21, 2019 by Tex Long

[Hank_Hill 18997]

23 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

As someone dealing with the potential of their mom having lymphoma, fuck this post.

Did she catch it from Tex Pete? /surly 

 

(Now you can be mad)

Edited December 21, 2019 by Hank_Hill

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13169]

26 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

As someone dealing with the potential of their mom having lymphoma, fuck this post.

This post gave aids. Does she also have aids?

[ColeTrickle 12]

2005-2009

 

[The Earl of Texas 3185]

2002-2006, but make no mistake, I was still blacking out

[closetohumping 17549]

10 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

That fucker coaches RBs at Blinn now.

Mother bitch

[Eugene11 379]

Damn. There are some bad drunks in here. 

[gmr548 16643]

This post gave aids. Does she also have aids?

Aids from strangers on the internet? Username checks out.

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[Neonmoon 38130]

41 minutes ago, Eugene11 said:

Damn. There are some bad drunks in here. 

We have not yet begun to defile ourselves 

[Brothahorn 10088]

I was at UT from 91-95/96. Last year of McWilliams to the final SWC Championship. Saw a lot of shitty football in between, including 1-4 to aggy. The one silver lining, though, was 3-1-1 run versus OU.

 

Same.

 

My first trip to Lubbock was in 94. We got our asses kicked by a spare Tech team. My buddy got burnt.

[Rhinotx 500]

Anyone ready for the SMU game to be over so we can announce Lashlee and Samples? 

[Vertigo 20395]

31 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

Anyone ready for the SMU game to be over so we can announce Lashlee and Samples? 

At this point maybe. This program has just beaten me into submission. I am a husk.

Edited December 21, 2019 by Vertigo

[Fondren & Main 6765]

I’m all out of fucks to give at this point.

[Tex Pete 21013]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

As someone dealing with the potential of their mom having lymphoma, fuck this post.

Lost my dad to cancer. Get thicker skin, Bub. 

(I also went to UT ‘91-‘94 seasons. Sheeeeit!)

[Tex Pete 21013]

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

 

Same.

 

My first trip to Lubbock was in 94. We got our asses kicked by a spare Tech team. My buddy got burnt.

I was also there. Got super drunk, made an ass of myself in the Tech student section and embarrassed the hell out of my Tech friends who decided I never needed to return to visit, and had an Allsup’s burrito dribble down the front of my white Polo and wore if for about 8 hours after the game while we partied with Tech folks. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

That’s how legends are born.

[Tex Pete 21013]

Just now, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

That’s how legends are born.

Or babies from random fat girls. 

[Bigbend1812 12965]

Smu offense looks sluggish as hell.   We are definitely getting Lashlee.

[SaucyJack 3504]

5 hours ago, Snacks said:

On 12/20/2019 at 5:34 AM, mr. sunshine said:

Kirk Ciarrocca, Kirk Ciarrocca
ya no puede caminar
por que no tiene
porque le faltan
las dos patitas de atrás

I was la cucaracha last nite....

Many years during the 80s.  good times, good times.

[Hank Chinaski 6324]

'95-'98...not the greatest years, but not bad - same years as Ricky, some memorable highlights ('95 aggy game, '96 B12 champ game, Ricky record game), along with some really bad lowlights (Route 66, the entire '97 season). 

The '95 Tech game, my first semester...I hit the whiskey (and some other stuff) pretty hard that night and all I remember about the game is that it was cold and Brackens nearly killing the Tech punter. I somehow ended up at Manor and Airport in an attempt to walk back to my dorm. My dorm was Moore-Hill. I swear I saw some LARP happening as well, at some point as I was wandering aimlessly. 

[txfight 40]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Lost my dad to cancer. Get thicker skin, Bub. 

(I also went to UT ‘91-‘94 seasons. Sheeeeit!)

Pretty much all of this. '91-'96. I was a Sr in HS for Shock the Nation, so I missed being at Texas for all the great games that year, but I had the extreme displeasure of watching the Cotton Bowl v Miami from prime seats just in front of Gardere's family.

Oh, and also lost dad to cancer the year prior to that game, and then I had a similar (but so far less costly) diagnosis myself in '02. Fuck cancer, but also realize this is all fun and enjoy bitching about stupid shit.

[Modessit 5625]

So I'm assuming we now hate Lashlee and want Tape Fingers?

[Slacks 6921]

So I'm assuming we now hate Lashlee and want Tape Fingers?

I want Sterlin Gilbert and Matt Mattox

[Rhinotx 500]

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

So I'm assuming we now hate Lashlee and want Tape Fingers?

Nah, Lashlee just had one foot out the door already. 😉

[lemonandaturd 4285]

So Herman and Del Conte have to choose between two disgraced ex Texas football players, Briles and Applewhite?   Briles like rape and Applewhite likes blowjobs.  I guess Applewhite is the winner.  

[Hank Scorpio 17731]

Jesus fuck will you losers stop talking about when you went to school. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

So I'm assuming we now hate Lashlee and want Tape Fingers?

Absolutely not 

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

20 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Jesus fuck will you losers stop talking about when you went to school. 

99-04

[Orange&White 5557]

Any talk of wanting Kendall Briles here is fucked. He was as complicit as his dad in the events in Waco and has absolutely no fucking business being on the 40 acres

 

[LTtxfan 49414]

10 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Any talk of wanting Kendall Briles here is fucked. He was as complicit as his dad in the events in Waco and has absolutely no fucking business being on the 40 acres

 

[Tex Pete 21013]

2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Jesus fuck will you losers stop talking about when you went to school. 

When you say that, it really means you want us to keep talking about when we went to school, right?

[trythisathome 978]

It's not possible... is it? 

 

[Getafix 28947]

Guess not ... 

 

 

[Rhinotx 500]

13 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Guess not ... 

 

 

AAS is such a shit rag. I also can confirm I will return to work after the Holidays. 

[campcrunk 2516]

Fuck tape fingers in the ear. And then fuck him in the other ear. If we hire that shit bag, I'm done with TH forever - and CDC too for letting it happen.

 

Fortunately, I don't think we're going to have to worry about it. If the Air Raid was too "out there" for Herman, I can't imagine he'd be OK with the Veer and Shoot.

 

Edit: Fire Casey Horny. Fuck that guy too. 

Edited December 22, 2019 by campcrunk