2020 Coaching Staff

[Pato del Muerto 52526]

39 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Bucknuts confirming. And spinning.

I guess all that looking into the rumor th at yielded that long list of why he wouldn’t leave didn’t turn up all these multiple sources saying he was told to leave. Until after he left. 

[ClubWhatever 12148]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 

Sounds to me like the head couch of the Buckeyes is the one who’s hard to work with.

 

I’ve read Kevin Wilson is a huge jerk as well.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the “source”. 

[nycHorn 3037]

Seeing as how Ryan Day has comported himself like a fucking bitch the last 18 hours I would almost appreciate it if Yurcich didn't jell with him

I didn’t watch the game yesterday, what did he do? Or was he just acting like a Buckeye that blew the big game?

[oh_snap 694]

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I’ve read Kevin Wilson is a huge jerk as well.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the “source”. 

Was literally just thinking this. Kevin Wilson is a total shitbird and probably butthurt about this. You’re not dumping me, I’m dumping you!

[Cap Hooked 68]

6 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

I didn’t watch the game yesterday, what did he do? Or was he just acting like a Buckeye that blew the big game?

Has been complaining about the refs and reviews

[Dbeasy 15068]

When I originally heard Yurcich’s name just before the 9.95’r reports, I also heard one other nugget that aligned with what CTJ mentioned on this thread. Herman is incredibly stubborn. He believes completely in his offensive approach, making the Harrell possibility really not viable. Herman truly believes he is going to win it all in the next two years. We will see.

[LTtxfan 49253]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

When I originally heard Yurcich’s name just before the 9.95’r reports, I also heard one other nugget that aligned with what CTJ mentioned on this thread. Herman is incredibly stubborn. He believes completely in his offensive approach, making the Harrell possibility really not viable. Herman truly believes he is going to win it all in the next two years. We will see.

Burrow's confidence sure has helped LSU.

Wouldn't want a Head Coach to be at Texas if he doesn't believe he's gonna win it all...

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13117]

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Burrow's confidence sure has helped LSU.

Wouldn't want a Head Coach to be at Texas if he doesn't believe he's gonna win it all...

Confidence and arrogance are not the same thing. Confidence leads a person to believe they can do something. Arrogance is they belief they will do it. A confident person knows their are potential hurdles along the way and believes they can successfully navigate them, but also knows if they aren’t focused they could get tripped up. An arrogant person is far more likely to not see the hurdle or not take it seriously, and will end up on their face.

[SilasCoade 2622]

8 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Confidence and arrogance are not the same thing. Confidence leads a person to believe they can do something. Arrogance is they belief they will do it. A confident person knows their are potential hurdles along the way and believes they can successfully navigate them, but also knows if they aren’t focused they could get tripped up. An arrogant person is far more likely to not see the hurdle or not take it seriously, and will end up on their face.

Was there a picture of a kitten on the poster you got that from?

[LTtxfan 49253]

9 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Confidence and arrogance are not the same thing. Confidence leads a person to believe they can do something. Arrogance is they belief they will do it. A confident person knows their are potential hurdles along the way and believes they can successfully navigate them, but also knows if they aren’t focused they could get tripped up. An arrogant person is far more likely to not see the hurdle or not take it seriously, and will end up on their face.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13117]

2 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Was there a picture of a kitten on the poster you got that from?

I don’t know. I was too busy focusing on your mom’s pussy.

[SurlyBDR 22805]

12 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Confidence and arrogance are not the same thing. Confidence leads a person to believe they can do something. Arrogance is they belief they will do it. A confident person knows their are potential hurdles along the way and believes they can successfully navigate them, but also knows if they aren’t focused they could get tripped up. An arrogant person is far more likely to not see the hurdle or not take it seriously, and will end up on their face.

Yeah, but do you know the difference between jelly and jam? 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13117]

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Yeah, but do you know the difference between jelly and jam? 

Your mom’s tits shake like jelly when I jam it in her ass???

[TexEx15 17543]

 

[Radical Larry 28643]

 

[SilasCoade 2622]

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I don’t know. I was too busy focusing on your mom’s pussy.

Your comeback for being called out on spouting some inane cliche nonsense is to make a (really weak) mom joke? Your intellect astounds.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

4 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Your comeback for being called out on spouting some inane cliche nonsense is to make a (really weak) mom joke? Your intellect astounds.

Wait-where am I?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13117]

11 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Your comeback for being called out on spouting some inane cliche nonsense is to make a (really weak) mom joke? Your intellect astounds.

 Holy fuck... I’ve been exposed. I’ve devoted my life to climbing the discussion board hierarchy only to be brought down by a muppet.

Edited December 29, 2019 by Casual Encounter

[LTtxfan 49253]

8 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Wait-where am I?

[SurlyBDR 22805]

15 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Your mom’s tits shake like jelly when I jam it in her ass???

Well no, that's not the joke. 

 

Lighten up, Francis

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13117]

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

Well no, that's not the joke. 

 

Lighten up, Francis

Don’t worry, I don’t take internetting seriously.

[closetojumping 62746]

The Chris Ash hire still frustrates me because of the nature of the relationship between fuckface and Ash, but he’s at least got some performance history on his resume. Hopefully he only looks like a gorilla-armed blockhead and isn’t really as rock stupid as his predecessor proved himself to be. I’m excited by the premise of seeing a competent defense.

The Yurcich hire looks great. Does it turn out to be? Who fucking knows? But I’ll take it for what it looks like at the moment. It’s also not a comfort hire. If this guy is allowed to call his own game, I’m interested to see where it takes us. 

Big moves still remain, and I hope, outside of Drayton and Hand, that no one is retained, but I’m sure Giles will stick and so be it. They need some fucking killers to come in on the recruiting front at a couple of these spots where coaching is less critical, especially at WR and TE. I assume we’ll see a better split with the hires for o/d than the idiocy this season.  

So, long way to go in a short time, but if Herman is having to extend his network to get better guys in, I’m all for it. Outside of his rigid narcissism, the biggest issue he’s been fucked by since getting to Texas was bringing in a staff of jokers and clowns. I glanced over at the 2017 and 2018 recruiting threads on Shaggy at some point recently and it is comical watching a herd of posters defend the hires and argue in favor of guys like Merhringer and Warehime and not having a fucking LB coach or recruiter. No, this overhaul may well give this shitbag his shot to turn it around. I’m all for it. Tired of being embarrassed and losing. If that means watching Herman pull it off, sign me up as I fucking decry his continued imbecility. 

[Surly Bevo 25052]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Chris Ash hire still frustrates me because of the nature of the relationship between fuckface and Ash, but he’s at least got some performance history on his resume. Hopefully he only looks like a gorilla-armed blockhead and isn’t really as rock stupid as his predecessor proved himself to be. I’m excited by the premise of seeing a competent defense.

The Yurcich hire looks great. Does it turn out to be? Who fucking knows? But I’ll take it for what it looks like at the moment. It’s also not a comfort hire. If this guy is allowed to call his own game, I’m interested to see where it takes us. 

Big moves still remain, and I hope, outside of Drayton and Hand, that no one is retained, but I’m sure Giles will stick and so be it. They need some fucking killers to come in on the recruiting front at a couple of these spots where coaching is less critical, especially at WR and TE. I assume we’ll see a better split with the hires for o/d than the idiocy this season.  

So, long way to go in a short time, but if Herman is having to extend his network to get better guys in, I’m all for it. Outside of his rigid narcissism, the biggest issue he’s been fucked by since getting to Texas was bringing in a staff of jokers and clowns. I glanced over at the 2017 and 2018 recruiting threads on Shaggy at some point recently and it is comical watching a herd of posters defend the hires and argue in favor of guys like Merhringer and Warehime and not having a fucking LB coach or recruiter. No, this overhaul may well give this shitbag his shot to turn it around. I’m all for it. Tired of being embarrassed and losing. If that means watching Herman pull it off, sign me up as I fucking decry his continued imbecility. 

Sooooo....you're close to jumping?

[Tex Pete 20399]

Seems like a good hire. Now let’s win some fucking games. 

But shouldn’t this be on the “actual coaching news” thread?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No, this overhaul may well give this shitbag his shot to turn it around. I’m all for it. Tired of being embarrassed and losing. If that means watching Herman pull it off, sign me up as I fucking decry his continued imbecility. 

I expressed almost exactly this sentiment recently, but because I neglected to include vitriolic invective,  it got me labelled as a sunshine pumper. The intertrons are serious business, I tell you what.

[Js1 85416]

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I expressed almost exactly this sentiment recently, but because I neglected to include vitriolic invective,  it got me labelled as a sunshine pumper. The intertrons are serious business, I tell you what.

I hated the Tom hire. If these 2 hires turn it around, I’ll be happy. Dude’s still an arrogant fuckface, but that is fine if he’s winning and not getting embarrassed by TCU, Baylor, ISU and OU. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Outside of his rigid narcissism, the biggest issue he’s been fucked by since getting to Texas was bringing in a staff of jokers and clowns.

Tom Herman is Gerry Rafferty in Stealer's Wheel? Could explain the alleged alcohol issues.

[Pasken 1309]

59 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I don’t know. I was too busy focusing on your mom’s pussy.

 

58 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Your mom’s tits shake like jelly when I jam it in her ass???

Why do you like fucking old women so much?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Confidence and arrogance are not the same thing. Confidence leads a person to believe they can do something. Arrogance is they belief they will do it. A confident person knows their are potential hurdles along the way and believes they can successfully navigate them, but also knows if they aren’t focused they could get tripped up. An arrogant person is far more likely to not see the hurdle or not take it seriously, and will end up on their face.

No, see, confidence is when I think I’m right.  Arrogance is when you think I’m wrong.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Pasken said:

 

Why do you like fucking old women so much?

Because old men have the wrong plumbing. This ain't rocket surgery. 

[mdmost 43004]

I'm really jazzed by the Yurcich hiring but it's Ash's defense that will make or break Herman's tenure. Did we get special teams sorted out yet? Because it sucked balls too. 

[SaucyJack 3488]

14 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Tom Herman is Gerry Rafferty in Stealer's Wheel? Could explain the alleged alcohol issues.

In Cal Naughton Jr. voice:

"I like to think of my Tom Herman with like giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street,

you know...

You used to say that it was so easy
But you're trying, you're trying now

Another year and then you'd be happy
Just one more year and then you'd be happy...

and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk."

[TheMailBox357 213]

6 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Wells is throwing out more Tyron Carrier hints.

Does Herman still plan on having 2 WR coaches on the coaching staff or something? Because even though IT has saying that UH WR Coach Tyron Carrier is the guy UT is targeting for the open WR Coach position, Horns247 is saying that KU WR Coach Emmitt Jones is the guy.

[Richter 2261]

10 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Does Herman still plan on having 2 WR coaches on the coaching staff or something? Because even though IT has saying that UH WR Coach Tyron Carrier is the guy UT is targeting for the open WR Coach position, Horns247 is saying that KU WR Coach Emmitt Jones is the guy.

i hope not

[CosmoDog 318]

16 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Does Herman still plan on having 2 WR coaches on the coaching staff or something? Because even though IT has saying that UH WR Coach Tyron Carrier is the guy UT is targeting for the open WR Coach position, Horns247 is saying that KU WR Coach Emmitt Jones is the guy.

Are either any good? Not familiar.

[6th Street 6414]

Which one of these choads is going to coach special teams? Or are we going to be dropping punts, bringing kickoffs our to the 5 yard line, and jumping offsides on critical FG attempts again?

[Huckleberry 33002]

50 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm really jazzed by the Yurcich hiring but it's Ash's defense that will make or break Herman's tenure. Did we get special teams sorted out yet? Because it sucked balls too. 

I'm not sure Herman will fire Casey Horny. I mean that would be the last step in admitting that "Joe Fan and the Masses" (dibs on the band name) were right about his stupid initial staff hires.

[Teryor 4476]

6 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Which one of these choads is going to coach special teams? Or are we going to be dropping punts, bringing kickoffs our to the 5 yard line, and jumping offsides on critical FG attempts again?

The legitimate best option from both a results stance and board meltdown is Blake Gideon 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

14 minutes ago, Teryor said:

The legitimate best option from both a results stance and board meltdown is Blake Gideon 

In.  Let’s just burn it down. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

19 minutes ago, Teryor said:

The legitimate best option from both a results stance and board meltdown is Blake Gideon 

He already got a job with Ole Miss 

[Coach pop a bitch 5474]

46 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Does Herman still plan on having 2 WR coaches on the coaching staff or something? Because even though IT has saying that UH WR Coach Tyron Carrier is the guy UT is targeting for the open WR Coach position, Horns247 is saying that KU WR Coach Emmitt Jones is the guy.

The battle of the 9.95ers 

[Elmer_Fudd 22283]

Have any names been mentioned for a LB coach?  Hopefully we end up with 5 coaches for defense with 2 DL coaches, 2 DB coaches and a LB coach.

[closetohumping 17449]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Have any names been mentioned for a LB coach?  Hopefully we end up with 5 coaches for defense with 2 DL coaches, 2 DB coaches and a LB coach.

Blast from past: Carl Reese’s protege muggy mcmuggerson

[Treefidy 1468]

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

When I originally heard Yurcich’s name just before the 9.95’r reports, I also heard one other nugget that aligned with what CTJ mentioned on this thread. Herman is incredibly stubborn. He believes completely in his offensive approach, making the Harrell possibility really not viable. Herman truly believes he is going to win it all in the next two years. We will see.

Saban likes to hire disgraced former HCs, so I would say he's got a pretty good shot at a title in the next 2 years.  

[Jester’s Inn 43]

SIAP-  Is Ash already on campus and if so, is he giving input for the Texas defense against Utah?  Just curious if Texas will try a 4 man front this game or go with what they have been doing all season. 

Edited December 30, 2019 by Jester’s Inn

[CurlyDumps 4476]

4 hours ago, MAGS® said:

Weren't they saying just 2 days ago that he'd never leave for Texas and gave 5 bullshit reasons why?

The OSU 9.95ers seem pretty reflective of the fanbase they serve - arrogant, insufferable, blustering douchebags.

[Js1 85416]

13 minutes ago, Jester’s Inn said:

SIAP-  Is Ash already on campus and if so, is he giving input for the Texas defense against Utah?  Just curious if Texas will try a 4 man front this game or go with what they have been doing all season. 

Better for Tom not to let Ash have his hands on this game. If we suck running an Ash 4 man front, that’s a whole offseason of potentially bad press 

[jinx 2635]

So we hired an OC from the Buckeyes with six years of OC experience at Okie State with 4 top ten offenses in that time.  And we hired a DC that won a national title (with Herman) at Ohio State and was thought highly enough he became a head coach (although that didn't go so well).

If I weren't a Texas fan, I would think all of this seemed pretty good.  But since I am a Texas fan, I am just left to wonder how we will screw up this seemingly good situation.

[Modessit 5603]

Username checks out

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

10 minutes ago, jinx said:

So we hired an OC from the Buckeyes with six years of OC experience at Okie State with 4 top ten offenses in that time.  And we hired a DC that won a national title (with Herman) at Ohio State and was thought highly enough he became a head coach (although that didn't go so well).

If I weren't a Texas fan, I would think all of this seemed pretty good.  But since I am a Texas fan, I am just left to wonder how I have fundamentally misread this seemingly good situation.

Fixed.