2020 Coaching Staff

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yep.

 

D. J. Durkin was rumoured to be so mean that he once shot a football player for snoring.

Edited January 2, 2020 by Spawn of Cthulhu

[Pescado_Rojo 19,426]

16 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Yes, but the Collective Surl is still searching for the right position coaches. 

Show us where to look.Tell us what will we find. Oh, Herman let your light shine down.

Dibs on this if we ever start a band of forum members. 

[SubliminalHorn 6,808]

25 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, I watched the game. 

That's 1/3 of the season's total sacks in one game, but you gotta love "What about that one time!" Guy when you point out something isn't ass. 

And that one game just so happens to be our most important game every year. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Dibs on this if we ever start a band of forum members. 

Herman let your light shine down

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

And that one game just so happens to be our most important game every year. 

Then hopefully our play-calling and QB'ing can all improve, because it wasn't all on the o-line. 

[C-Man 27,235]

19 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

D. J. Durkin was rumoured to be so mean that he once shot a football player for snoring.

Joey Freshwater DGAF. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to hire Art Briles.

[MoJames 8,244]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Joey Freshwater DGAF. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to hire Art Briles.

He's working on getting Sandusky on as an analyst.

[Laga4 1,270]

1 hour ago, jinx said:

Didn't use a Fleetwood Mac song, sorry... no points this round.

Oh Well.

[KYHorn 17,100]

38 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Yes, but the Collective Surl is still searching for the right position coaches. 

Show us where to look.Tell us what will we find. Oh, Herman let your light shine down.

 

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Herman let your light shine down

Nice one!

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

Well shit. 

[jinx 2,635]

1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

Dude, that’s an actual Lindsey Buckingham song. 
A fucking joke, not real commentary on the state of Longhorn football. Or maybe it is.

 

 

[JFKFC 4,891]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Joey Freshwater DGAF. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to hire Art Briles.

He had a different Briles in Boca.

[LTtxfan 49,308]

4 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Yes, but the Collective Surl is still searching for the right position coaches. 

Show us where to look.Tell us what will we find. Oh, Herman let your light shine down.

Good Tune...

 

[Tex Long 4,409]

Well, Green was def better guitar player than Lindsey, but singing not his forte. And his squeeze didn't blow him off the stage regularly.

[cafe society 2,872]

8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Good thing Herman went his own way.  Otherwise, this board would have had a total landslide. 

I'm so afraid you only have second hand news.

[Ron Swanson 181]

4 hours ago, MoJames said:

He's working on getting Sandusky on as an anal-ist.

FIFY

[cafe society 2,872]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t ask me what I think of you. I might not give the answer that you want me to. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Dnaguy 12,003]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Good Tune...

 

Really good tune.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Can we bring back Brewster as the TE coach?  If he can sell top recruits on Klan Station or Shithole Hill being lit, imagine what he could do this go around in Austin. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Just now, PNWhornsfan said:

Can we bring back Brewster as the TE coach?  If he can sell top recruits on Klan Station or Shithole Hill being lit, imagine what he could do this go around in Austin. 

"The Station" is certainly a shithole, but Chapel Hill is one of the nicest spots on the planet. Even Warehime  could sell Chapel Hill.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

3 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Can we bring back Brewster as the TE coach?  If he can sell top recruits on Klan Station or Shithole Hill being lit, imagine what he could do this go around in Austin. 

thought he left with some bad blood

[jinx 2,635]

2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

thought he left with some bad blood

We switching to Taylor Swift?

[Sock Drawer 214]

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Well, Green was def better guitar player than Lindsey, but singing not his forte. And his squeeze didn't blow him off the stage regularly.

He got in that no-holds-barred, steel-cage match with acid and lost. Never the same again. Well, that and forsaking his blues roots. 

[MIkeHoncho 1,927]

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

And his squeeze didn't blow him off the stage regularly.

I'll take Stevie Nicks blowing me off stage.  

[Tex Pete 20,404]

16 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

thought he left with some bad blood

I thought his bad blood was related to another coach on Mack’s staff at the time. But he has owned a house in Chapel Hill all these years. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Well, Green was def better guitar player than Lindsey, but singing not his forte. And his squeeze didn't blow him off the stage regularly.

Only Vic would be interested in the older version of Stevie Nicks (along with the brunette Wilson sister in Heart).

[RGBIII 22,840]

58 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"The Station" is certainly a shithole, but Chapel Hill is one of the nicest spots on the planet. Even Warehime  could sell Chapel Hill.

How’s their plumbing?

[westexhorn 2,020]

Co-defensive coordinator?

Edited January 3, 2020 by westexhorn
nevermind

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

Yikes

[texifornia 57,031]

3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Co-defensive coordinator?

He was already that: https://texassports.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/craig-naivar/1642

Quote

Craig Naivar, a 24-year coaching veteran with extensive experience in the state of Texas,enters his third season at Texas in 2019. He will be the co-defensive coordinator this season in addition to continuing to coach the safeties group. He was the Longhorns’ special teams coordinator in each of his first two seasons.

 

 

Edited January 3, 2020 by texifornia

[westexhorn 2,020]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He was already that: https://texassports.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/craig-naivar/1642

 

ah gotcha

[dcar00 14,310]

so keeping Naivar really torches Orlando.  If we keep Washington also....

[The Earl of Texas 3,153]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Even Warehime  could sell Chapel Hill.

More like Crappel Fill

[texifornia 57,031]

Y'all out here really reaching off of one fan tweet

[taybo20 2,878]

When there is no truth anything can be plausible 

[ConferenceRoom 6,144]

When there is no truth anything can be plausible 

There is no spoon.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

41 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Y'all out here really reaching off of one fan tweet

[Tex Long 4,409]

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Only Vic would be interested in the older version of Stevie Nicks (along with the brunette Wilson sister in Heart).

Yer prolly thinkin' of Ronstadt - No latinae in Stevie's line. Regardless, you're wrong about only Vic being interested in older fatter Stevie or Linda either one. 

Altogether, I respect your opinion. It's complete shit, but it's yours - and welcome to it.

 

 

 

Meanwhile, back at the coaching prospects...

[Fud 9,552]

 

[BornOrange 1,441]

A summary for non-donors?

[nycHorn 3,038]

A summary for non-donors?

Looks like we are searching for a new CB coach. And Naviars future is TBD.

[cochamps 1,879]

28 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Looks like we are searching for a new CB coach. And Naviars future is TBD.

I’m okay with this as long as Naivar doesn’t have Special Teams responsibilities.

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

53 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Looks like we are searching for a new CB coach. And Naviars future is TBD.

Good. We need a better CB coach than Washington in order to run Ash's system well. 

[Mother mopar 3,320]

Thought Ash taught DBs or am I mistaken?

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

Just now, Mother mopar said:

Thought Ash taught DBs or am I mistaken?

He has traditionally coached Safeties and then there is a separate coach solely for CBs. I'm sure Ash does some coaching of CBs, but it's not his primary position. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,499]

Kick the tires on Moorhead. He's a damn good offensive coach. Probably won't take a position coach gig, but it's worth asking.

[4th and 5 4,915]

I'm all for morehead

[Bevo 13,587]

8 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I'm all for morehead

It's been done before. Turned out well the first time.

[MoJames 8,244]

13 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 

There is no spoon.

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

43 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Kick the tires on Moorhead. He's a damn good offensive coach. Probably won't take a position coach gig, but it's worth asking.

What position exactly? I think there are better options at WR coach.