2020 Coaching Staff

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

good. the secondary sucked this year. I am glad recency bias did not carry the day here.

[Laga4 1,270]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Couldn’t disagree more. These kids are there for football first and foremost. School is a distant second, if a factor at all, and if they’re making the grades, let them pursue their vocation. Our high and might anthem wears thin. 

You sound like a Cal Berkeley guy there. 

I think we should have a major in football or sports major.

You could teach offensive and defensive theory,  coaching techniques, strength and conditioning and a kind of sales course in recruiting. 

Also,  the program would teach TV production and courses in diction,  and radio and TV commentary (Lord knows we need good commentators).  

Really what it would be is an up to date PE major. You could choose emphasis on football,  basketball or an emphasis on TV production. 

The football players that didn't want to play school could slide right in there and kids that wanted to become coaches or go in to TV would have a place to go.  

[Slacks 6,887]

So is Giles a given now?

I think DL has been the best unit every year, aside from QB. To me, he is the only defensive coach that earned his job via performance... And going to a 43 should amplify his coaching.

I know some people don't line his recruiting, but 95 doesnt screw around. He gets his guys to play their assignments, regardless of star ratings.

If nothing else, keep him from other teams. Dude can corch.

[TrashMaster G 17,651]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, Herman's merry band of dipshits are all really setting the world on the fire with their new landing spots. It's pretty funny in a cynical way thinking about the way numerous folks defended the original staff and then retaining the original staff. Nobody worth a fuck wants any of these guys.

Looking at it through glasses not tinted with seething hatred, one can argue they all seem to be landing pretty well for guys who got fired.

But, that kind of observation is no fun at all for someone who wants to just crap all over everything in sight.

[texifornia 57,195]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Looking at it through glasses not tinted with seething hatred, one can argue they all seem to be landing pretty well for guys who got fired.

But, that kind of observation is no fun at all for someone who wants to just crap all over everything in sight.

Mehringer still found an FBS OC title! After rumors that his entire position group was going to transfer and that he might have been actively sabotaging the team!

[Hank Scorpio 17,731]

I am glad we do not pay the players but did pay Warehime, Mehringer, and Orlando millions of dollars. This is good and smart and why I love college football. 

[Revolution512 1,495]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

This is why I’m hesitant to freak out about timelines and names. If I knew about this Saturday, it likely happened way before. I believe Craig knew prior to the bowl game which is why he referred to that game as his job audition. He didn’t mean to keep his current gig

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

43 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

By the way, in light of the Naivar news...

 

Does any other dipshit want to come on here and wax philosophic about how it's completely normal for Ash to be taking his sweet ass fucking time, and how Naivar just interviewed for his job yesterday? Does anyone really fucking believe he interviewed for his job, hopped on a plane, and interviewed for Tech and got the position within 24 hours of his first interview and contact with Chris Ash? Because that's basically the narrative several people were putting forth yesterday.

Geeze, it's almost like Matt Wells was reaching out and talking to people to put together his fucking staff well in advance. 

[Newy25 7,703]

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Looking at it through glasses not tinted with seething hatred, one can argue they all seem to be landing pretty well for guys who got fired.

But, that kind of observation is no fun at all for someone who wants to just crap all over everything in sight.

One can also argue that Hitler was not a bad guy and that he was just misunderstood. 

Todd Orlando went from the DC at one of the top 10 jobs in the country to a position coach in Lubbock. You can argue that he landed fairly well but you would still be fucking wrong. 

[cafe society 2,878]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

First the NCAA is worthless. The same organization that let Newton play, walked back punishments for Penn State and hasn’t done a god dammed thing to Baylor who institutionally recruited and harbored rapists. 
 

Also Nancy Drew, how does one prove someone is dirty? This isn’t the Wire, you aren’t getting phone taps. Plus there are burner phones, uncles, street agents, churches, car dealers involved that are professionals of laundering money.   Unless someone confesses WITH hard evidence.  you ain’t got shit 

 

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

The problem is that the NCAA just ignored an FBI wiretap where LSU’s b-ball coach was clearly talking about paying a recruit, so if that’s not good enough for them, then what is? Bank transfers directly from the school or a coach’s account? Photo/video evidence of a coach handing a recruit cash out in the open? No one’s ever getting that type of evidence because schools aren’t that dumb. All they have to do is have a bag man (or bag hag) hand money to a player’s family member and the NCAA has shown over and over again that it’s spineless and won’t do anything.

 

Additionally, wasn't there evidence of  SEC "court stacking" at the NCAA to ensure they were covering their asses?  In any event, the NCAA is just a lobcock.

[Saint Tacky 1,622]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

The problem is that the NCAA just ignored an FBI wiretap where LSU’s b-ball coach was clearly talking about paying a recruit, so if that’s not good enough for them, then what is? Bank transfers directly from the school or a coach’s account? Photo/video evidence of a coach handing a recruit cash out in the open? No one’s ever getting that type of evidence because schools aren’t that dumb. All they have to do is have a bag man (or bag hag) hand money to a player’s family member and the NCAA has shown over and over again that it’s spineless and won’t do anything.

 

Au contraire mon frère.  I understand there are some colleges that send payments to recruits via Fed Ex and that those overnight packages will sometimes just spontaneously burst open to release cold, hard cash.

[Ricky Butler 2,733]

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

By the way, in light of the Naivar news...

 

Does any other dipshit want to come on here and wax philosophic about how it's completely normal for Ash to be taking his sweet ass fucking time, and how Naivar just interviewed for his job yesterday? Does anyone really fucking believe he interviewed for his job, hopped on a plane, and interviewed for Tech and got the position within 24 hours of his first interview and contact with Chris Ash? Because that's basically the narrative several people were putting forth yesterday.

Geeze, it's almost like Matt Wells was reaching out and talking to people to put together his fucking staff well in advance. 

What do you think is happening?

[MoJames 8,256]

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

What do you think is happening?

The worst, whatever that is, is what he thinks is happening, always.

[TrashMaster G 17,651]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

One can also argue that Hitler was not a bad guy and that he was just misunderstood. 

Todd Orlando went from the DC at one of the top 10 jobs in the country to a position coach in Lubbock. You can argue that he landed fairly well but you would still be fucking wrong. 

First - I was making no value judgements about how good these guys are or are not.  So, I have no idea what you are trying to say with the Hitler comment.  

Second - the story originally said Orlando was going to be Co-DC, now it says Assistant HC / LB coach.  Again, for a guy that just got fired, I'd say that is landing pretty well.  It's not like he's simply a LB coach at McNeese State.

In short, I'd say I'm fucking right, but thanks for your thoughts.

[Bevo 13,605]

2 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Au contraire mon frère.  I understand there are some colleges that send payments to recruits via Fed Ex and that those overnight packages will sometimes just spontaneously burst open to release cold, hard cash.

That is a good crime. No way to get caught.

[TheGhost 116]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

By the way, in light of the Naivar news...

 

Does any other dipshit want to come on here and wax philosophic about how it's completely normal for Ash to be taking his sweet ass fucking time, and how Naivar just interviewed for his job yesterday? Does anyone really fucking believe he interviewed for his job, hopped on a plane, and interviewed for Tech and got the position within 24 hours of his first interview and contact with Chris Ash? Because that's basically the narrative several people were putting forth yesterday.

Geeze, it's almost like Matt Wells was reaching out and talking to people to put together his fucking staff well in advance. 

 

He was evaluating the coaches before the bowl game. 

It wasn't a for sure thing all of them were going to be replaced. 

 

[torre 1,286]

Naivar will be missed.    Well respected by players,  high school coaches,  Jeff Traylor type personality.

His recruiting legacy will be the flip of Sterns from LSU.     Great job at the Alamo Bowl,  Craig  !    Best of Luck.

[elguapo 4,586]

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Does any other dipshit want to come on here and wax philosophic about how it's completely normal for Ash to be taking his sweet ass fucking time, and how Naivar just interviewed for his job yesterday?

Yes!

I want Ash to take his time to make sure he gets the hires "right" and gets the guys he wants and is comfortable with. Hell if it means missing out on a few NSD2 recruits then it's worth it. Even if it means losing Collins, it's still worth it to make sure he gets the hires "right". Even if it means losing out on key transfers that can help us next season, and causes a bunch of guys to enter the transfer portal because they have no idea who their position coach will be, and then every draft eligible player declares and we have to start walk-ons next season, it will all have been worth it so that Ash can get his hires "right".

Edited January 8, 2020 by elguapo

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16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Looking at it through glasses not tinted with seething hatred, one can argue they all seem to be landing pretty well for guys who got fired.

But, that kind of observation is no fun at all for someone who wants to just crap all over everything in sight.

Yeah, dude, those are great opportunities that these guys crushed in landing. Their time at Texas was totally merited also. Great hires and I’m sure they appreciate having you in their corner. 

Also, I don’t have “seething hatred” for anyone, and it is pretty hard to muster any energy for a dipshitted head coach that can’t get out of his own way. I just want to see competence and a conference title with a shot at the CFP in 2020. That’s all. If stumblefuck nails that, he can deny the fucking holocaust and fuck your wife in broad daylight in the middle of Times Square and I won’t give a fuck. 

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

2 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Yes!

I want Ash to take his time to make sure he gets the hires "right" and gets the guys he wants and is comfortable well. Hell if it means missing out on a few NSD2 recruits then it's worth it. Even if it means losing Collins, it's still worth it to make sure he gets the hires "right". Even if it means losing out on key transfers that can help us next season, and causes a bunch of guys to enter the transfer portal because they have no idea who their position coach will be, and then every draft eligible player declares and we have to start walk-ons next season, it will all have been worth it so that Ash can get his hires "right".

The point is that he could have been doing his due diligence for, literally, weeks now to "Get things Right." And clearly hasn't. Other folks move at a decent pace and get shit "right" all the fucking time, at some point it's just ineptitude. 

Also, losing out on Collins under no circumstances is "Getting shit right." The fucking level to which people will bend over backwards apologizing for coaches is mind blowing to me. And your notion that fucking up to the point that we're starting walk ons is absurd to the point that it can't be taken seriously. I hope this is satire and I'm missing the joke. 

Edited January 8, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[Newy25 7,703]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

First - I was making no value judgements about how good these guys are or are not.  So, I have no idea what you are trying to say with the Hitler comment.  

Second - the story originally said Orlando was going to be Co-DC, now it says Assistant HC / LB coach.  Again, for a guy that just got fired, I'd say that is landing pretty well.  It's not like he's simply a LB coach at McNeese State.

In short, I'd say I'm fucking right, but thanks for your thoughts.

The Hitler comment was a sarcastic crack at your ridiculous "you could argue" nonsense. That apparently went right over your head. 

In short, your as fucking wrong as Katfid at a BET awards show. And you don't have to thank me for anything. 

[elguapo 4,586]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

The point is that he could have been doing his due diligence for, literally, weeks now to "Get things Right." And clearly hasn't. Other folks move at a decent pace and get shit "right" all the fucking time, at some point it's just ineptitude. 

Also, losing out on Collins under no circumstances is "Getting shit right." The fucking level to which people will bend over backwards apologizing for coaches is mind blowing to me. 

Uhhh....

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

7 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

What do you think is happening?

Something that probably should have started happening weeks ago, but is just happening now. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Let’s look at the evidence. Ash hired all the assistants at Rutgers,

And by all metrics that was

...check notes...
 

OH DEAR LORD

[inserts gun into mouth]

 

[texifornia 57,195]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The point is that he could have been doing his due diligence for, literally, weeks now to "Get things Right." And clearly hasn't. Other folks move at a decent pace and get shit "right" all the fucking time, at some point it's just ineptitude. 

Also, losing out on Collins under no circumstances is "Getting shit right." The fucking level to which people will bend over backwards apologizing for coaches is mind blowing to me. And your notion that fucking up to the point that we're starting walk ons is absurd to the point that it can't be taken seriously. I hope this is satire and I'm missing the joke. 

Buddy, your sarcasm meter is way outta whack.

[Saint Tacky 1,622]

Matt Wells trying to re-live the glory years at Utah State with Todd Orlando.  

[TrashMaster G 17,651]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The Hitler comment was a sarcastic crack at your ridiculous "you could argue" nonsense. That apparently went right over your head. 

In short, your as fucking wrong as Katfid at a BET awards show. And you don't have to thank me for anything. 

Well, yeah, you certainly proved me wrong.  You are absolutely right - they all landed in shit jobs!

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Buddy, your sarcasm meter is way outta whack.

Just now, elguapo said:

If "and then every draft eligible player declares and we have to start walk-ons next season, it will all have been worth it" didn't tip you off, it might be time to take a break from this thread.

Listen, that's hardly the first time. I did mentioned satire for a reason. 

That being said, that isn't that far off from what a few posters here were saying yesterday. 

Edited January 8, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[elguapo 4,586]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I hope this is satire and I'm missing the joke. 

If "and then every draft eligible player declares and we have to start walk-ons next season, it will all have been worth it" didn't tip you off, it might be time to take a break from this thread.

[HtownHorn 14,793]

Isn't there like some stupid Texas state law that says all job openings must be posted for 7 days before hiring a state employee? Have all the assistant coaching positions been posted, yet?

Edited January 8, 2020 by HtownHorn

[elguapo 4,586]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That being said, that isn't that far off from what a few posters here were saying yesterday. 

True and intentional.

[Ricky Butler 2,733]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Something that probably should have started happening weeks ago, but is just happening now. 

You might be right, but I find it hard to believe. Don't you think it's possible that candidates might still be coaching?

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Isn't there like some stupid Texas state law that says on job openings must be posted for 7 days before hiring a state employee? Have all the assistant coaching positions been posted, yet?

Jesus. I forgot about this shit. 

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

You might be right, but I find it hard to believe. Don't you think it's possible that candidates might still be coaching?

Dude, when as a coach that's still been coaching EVER stopped an agent or a coach's representatives from reaching out and receiving overtures from outside parties? Have you never looked for a job while still being employed? Do you think people turn down calls from recruiters until their two weeks notice has been handed in or they've been shown to the fucking elevator with their meager box of belongings? 

[Ricky Butler 2,733]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Dude, when as a coach that's still been coaching EVER stopped an agent or a coach's representatives from reaching out and receiving overtures from outside parties? Have you never looked for a job while still being employed? Do you think people turn down calls from recruiters until their two weeks notice has been handed in or they've been shown to the fucking elevator with their meager box of belongings? 

Obviously. I'm suggesting that it just hasn't leaked. You're suggesting that nothing has happened. I find that hard to believe.

[Sejjr 3,246]

You'd think after being completely exposed by Big 12 offenses, the last thing Todd Orlando would want to do would be to stay in this conference and continue to show his anus every Saturday.

[elguapo 4,586]

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Isn't there like some stupid Texas state law that says all job openings must be posted for 7 days before hiring a state employee? Have all the assistant coaching positions been posted, yet?

Ash just started on Monday, It can take about a week to get a few really good candidate leads from Zip Recruiter.

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

4 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Obviously. I'm suggesting that it just hasn't leaked. You're suggesting that nothing has happened. I find that hard to believe.

Maybe. Herman is tight lipped. But how long with no movement before we start to think these guys just stepped on their dicks?

Personally, I'm skeptical Herman can (or is even trying) to attract guys still coaching in the NFL playoffs of the college championship games. 

[Burt Macklin 19,053]

21 minutes ago, torre said:

Naivar will be missed.    Well respected by players,  high school coaches,  Jeff Traylor type personality.

His recruiting legacy will be the flip of Sterns from LSU.     Great job at the Alamo Bowl,  Craig  !    Best of Luck.

Naivar wasn’t responsible for flipping Sterns. He was on the Sterns recruitment for a while and couldn’t get him to flip. It wasn’t until Washington took point on the recruitment that the Sterns flip happened. 

[BurntOrange&White 40,050]

What I don't get is that if it is so widely known that certain schools are paying dirty, why does nobody do a job and absolutely blow the lid off of the whole thing?

Because it would blow the lid off the whole thing?

[Lerka Lerka 1,094]

Some of y'alls hands must be tired from all that wringing.  Refuckinglax.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I'd say Todd Orlando landed pretty fucking softly. Anybody in any other industry who performed as poorly as he did at his most recent gig would be putting in applications to trade school, not for other jobs in the same damned industry. Is "Asst-coach / LB coach" at Tech a glamour NCAA coaching gig? Fuck no. But the fact that Todd Orlando is coaching football ANYWHERE next year is a soft fucking landing for the guy.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,121]

I’m glad we have these kind folks on here to tell us our coaching staff has sucked. Maybe we should fire most of them?

[SquishMitten 10,447]

I think we should have a major in football or sports major.
You could teach offensive and defensive theory,  coaching techniques, strength and conditioning and a kind of sales course in recruiting. 
Also,  the program would teach TV production and courses in diction,  and radio and TV commentary (Lord knows we need good commentators).  
Really what it would be is an up to date PE major. You could choose emphasis on football,  basketball or an emphasis on TV production. 
The football players that didn't want to play school could slide right in there and kids that wanted to become coaches or go in to TV would have a place to go.  

Hell yeah. I could tell everybody my degree was actually in Radio, TV and Football. That sounds way more awesome

[ClubWhatever 12,159]

Guys I’m told Ash has blocked off a four day weekend to look at houses with his wife.  No hires for a while. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,121]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Guys I’m told Ash has blocked off a four day weekend to look at houses with his wife.  No hires for a while. 

Pics of wife?

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17 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Well, yeah, you certainly proved me wrong.  You are absolutely right - they all landed in shit jobs!

They all took demotions, dude. They failed in their work on the big stage, and several of them failed amazingly. Going to FAU and New Mexico is like being sent to the salt mine in CFB. Demoted to a position coach in fucking Lubbock is a negative trajectory. Going to NC State is tumbling downwards. Spinning otherwise is fucking bizarre. Also, every one of these clowns took less money in their new roles. What the fuck are you talking about that they've wound up in pretty good shape?

[MoJames 8,256]

Who was the last coach that actually improved their position after leaving Texas for any reason? Muschamp?

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3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Pics of wife?