2020 Coaching Staff

[texifornia 56,945]

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,102]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

Also, water is wet. Who knew?

[Tex Pete 20,351]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

I'm sure they'll be refuting Day soon enough. Buckeye fans are well-known for their objectivity. And good hygiene.

[Newy25 7,668]

12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

I seem to recall he was told to leave according to their mods. 

[CurlyDumps 4,471]

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

This just in: Frank Okam was told to look around.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

7 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

This just in: Frank Okam was told to look around.

This just in:  Oscar Giles was told he has a dipping sauce stain on his collar.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This just in:  Oscar Giles was told he has a dipping sauce stain on his collar.

He needs to talk to Karen.

[Tex Pete 20,351]

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He needs to talk to Karen.

I have a vomit stain on my shirt. And I refuse to talk to Karen!

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

42 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Did that make you feel better?

Nah man, that’s where your mom comes in

[Js1 85,325]

44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Cool if he drops in a compliment about UH or Rutgers, he’ll get offered on the spot. Maybe a “my biggest regret is never working for Rutgers” 

[GotThatFire 166]

50 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

IT said we were willing to pay top dollar for coordinators, but not for assistants.

This being why I let out an angry chuckle every time I see our more stupid fans gloating about how rich Texas is. 

[MoJames 8,244]

Okam have any connection with our current 2020 guys still not committed? Collins or Princely? However, it appears the Ash hire has helped in that regard. 

[texifornia 56,945]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Okam have any connection with our current 2020 guys still not committed? Collins or Princely? However, it appears the Ash hire has helped in that regard. 

Both, especially Collins.

[MoJames 8,244]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Both, especially Collins.

[Katfid54 8,631]

32 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I have a vomit stain on my shirt.

Already?  Mom's spaghetti?

[Vertigo 20,285]

If we close with Hutzler, Okam, and Beatty after NSD2 it will be hard for me to not start mainlining kool-aid again. Those bastards

[Tex Pete 20,351]

13 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Already?  Mom's spaghetti?

No. All the talk about MeeMaw's ovaries.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,216]

6 hours ago, Fud said:

On defense, they have a few starters they'll be watching closely over the next few days re declaring early for the draft; Queen, Phillips, Vincent Jr, Shelvin, etc. 

Queen just declared.  

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

6th Street is Surly herpes

At least I can tell my SO i caught it from here.
Would she believe me?

[UDontKnow 10,444]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Queen just declared.  

[Cajun 11,705]

Cause heeeeeeeee is the champion 

My frieeeeeends,,,,

Edited January 15, 2020 by Cajun

[closetojumping 62,695]

40 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

No. All the talk about MeeMaw's ovaries.

But are your palms sweaty? Knees weak, perhaps? How heavy do your arms feel, sir?

[UncleBuck 6,454]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

But are your palms sweaty? Knees weak, perhaps? How heavy do your arms feel, sir?

Ma's spaghetti?

[BERT 4,358]

31 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

 

At least I can tell my SO i caught it from here.
Would she believe me?
 

 

 

Could tell her you got Chlamydia from riding a tractor. Not sure that works for herpes though. 

[KYHorn 17,046]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Already?  Mom's spaghetti?

 

27 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Ma's spaghetti?

Katfid, I'm just assuming you're on a few folks' ignore list.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

Just now, KYHorn said:

 

Katfid, I'm just assuming you're on a few folks' ignore list.

Don’t assume that, some of us are just slow.

[Katfid54 8,631]

12 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Katfid, I'm just assuming you're on a few folks' ignore list.

Me, right now:

[RGBIII 22,840]

Official now

[texifornia 56,945]

Skip Peete, Rocky Arceneaux and Zeke Elliot sound more like side characters in Lonesome Dove than modern humans.

[MoJames 8,244]

So it appears it is better to work for Herman than Jerry Jones.

[BurntOrange&White 39,931]

Dude we will win the big 12

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Skip Peete, Rocky Arceneaux and Zeke Elliot sound more like side characters in Lonesome Dove than modern humans.

I was gonna say Elmore Leonard characters but I like this

[Fondren & Main 6,715]

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I was gonna say Elmore Leonard characters but I like this

[nunna yo bizness 1,687]

3 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

Dude we will win the big 12

True, but in how many years?

[Bevo 13,577]

3 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

True, but in how many years?

Hopefully, we will win the Big 12 before we win the Pac 10.

[nunna yo bizness 1,687]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Skip Peete, Rocky Arceneaux and Zeke Elliot sound more like side characters in Lonesome Dove than modern humans.

Somewhere in the AT&T Stadium halls of Dallas lived a young coach named Rocky Arceneaux.

[SydneyCarton 48,092]

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Hopefully, we will win the Big 12 before we win the Pac 10.

The Pac 10? As you expecting the Pac to kick out 3 teams and then ads Texas?

[T-shirt Sip 2,101]

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Cool if he drops in a compliment about UH or Rutgers, he’ll get offered on the spot. Maybe a “my biggest regret is never working for  being fired by Rutgers” 

Fify 

[TexasTroll 454]

58 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Somewhere in the AT&T Stadium halls of Dallas lived a young coach named Rocky Arceneaux.

Rocky Arceneaux    checked into his room
Only to find Jerry’s Bible...

Edited January 16, 2020 by TexasTroll

[South Austin 52,494]

1 hour ago, nunna yo bizness said:

True, but in how many years?

“Four????” – Thornton Melon

[Bevo 13,577]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

The Pac 10? As you expecting the Pac to kick out 3 teams and then ads Texas?

I'm thinking that between Utah and Colorado and us, only 1 team won a bowl game and USC sucks. I don't know if that makes 10 but with enough beers who really gives a fuck.

[Slacks 6,819]

Already?  Mom's spaghetti?

Well appropriated.

[Tex Long 4,394]

18 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Already?  Mom's spaghetti?

 

18 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

No. All the talk about MeeMaw's ovaries.

Both wrong. It's the leftovary's in the Thanksgiving raviolis.

[Viper 12,109]

17 hours ago, closetojumping said:

But are your palms sweaty? Knees weak, perhaps? How heavy do your arms feel, sir?

Harvdog is surprised you got this reference

[CoachTex 2,624]

So were are just waiting on DL and TE coach.

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

Seems like Bayor is striking out on all of their outside HC options.  Baylor mods seem to think Okam would be more inclined to return if they hire McGuire, so I wonder if he will wait on that decision.

Edited January 16, 2020 by Chuckie Finster

[texifornia 56,945]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Seems like Bayor is striking out on all of their outside HC options.  Baylor mods seem to think Okam would be more inclined to return if they hire McGuire, so I wonder if he will wait on that decision.

Hm, it would be a pretty big recruiting pain in the ass with our Elite Day this weekend.

Obviously you want to hire the best guy, but timing's getting tight.

[Getafix 28,606]

SIAP

Horns 247 / FCB / Thursday coaching updates

Spoiler

Thursday 10 am - We're hearing Sean Snyder, son of former K-State coach Bill Snyder, is a candidate to coach tight ends and special teams at Texas. I'm hearing Snyder, who is expected to interview with Texas this week, is "one of a few candidates."

An all-conference punter at K-State in 1991 and 1992 (who held the school record for career punt average - 43.0 yards per punt until 1998), Snyder was in charge of special teams at K-State from 2011-18. This past season, under new K-State coach Chris Klieman, Snyder served as director of football operations at KSU.

(Chip Brown)

Thursday 9:10 am - In addition to talking to former Longhorn and Baylor defensive line coach Frank Okam I'm hearing there is interest in talking to a couple more D-line coach candidates. One source said the hire of a D-line coach and tight ends/special teams coordinator "may" be finalized by Texas' recruiting event on Saturday.

(Chip Brown)

 

[MoJames 8,244]

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Seems like Bayor is striking out on all of their outside HC options.  Baylor mods seem to think Okam would be more inclined to return if they hire McGuire, so I wonder if he will wait on that decision.

Who have they struck out on?