2020 Coaching Staff

[HenryJames 66,069]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Your mom’s tight end had an opening that I slid right into.

[Js1 85,346]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your mom’s tight end had an opening that I slid right into.

That doesn’t make sense. 

[Huckleberry 32,861]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

That doesn’t make sense. 

He has a small penis. Hope this helps. 

[6th Street 6,411]

If Okam is a no go, they should give my man Larry Dibbles a shot. 

[Mason Ramsey 3,373]

oh god no... an Anwar tweet

 

[closetojumping 62,738]

 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Mike Roach actually just made a pretty good point regarding Joey M staying on staff at Baylor - if you were Aranda would you want to keep the guy all the players wanted as HC on staff?

If McGuire is gone at Baylor we might still have a chance with Okam. 

Hahahahahaha, you crazy, Hiphopopotamos, you crazy. 

I assume that the interaction with Herman was on such a bizarre level for Okam that he walked away thinking he'd rather die impoverished and of starvation than work for that lunatic. Hope you're right though.

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

2 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

oh god no... an Anwar tweet

 

Unclear if he is top candidate. We're safe...for now.

[Radical Larry 28,623]

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

Please send McGuire and Okam to Texas and tell Snyder to pound sand. He's coasting on daddy's name.

[closetojumping 62,738]

3 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

oh god no... an Anwar tweet

 

So he's an analyst candidate at Nebraska and he's a TE coach at Texas. We're getting outranked in interest by fucking Nebraska. 

The gap between hiring Sean fucking Snyder and hiring Joey McGuire is wider than all offsides, South Austin's mom, and the two neurons rolling around inside of Harvdog's thick skull, combined. This is a grand canyon chasm between one guy's capabilities and the next. Motherfucking fuck. 

[cdain3 3,454]

Did someone say tight end?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

9 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

Oh dear god.

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

21 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

If Okam is a no go, they should give my man Larry Dibbles a shot. 

Rutgers joke dot com

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

walked away thinking he'd rather die impoverished and of starvation than work for that lunatic.

So, the anti-Giles?

[Katfid54 8,635]

13 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

Holy shit, I would absolutely blast before I could even make it inside her.

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Holy shit, I would absolutely blast before I could even make it inside her.

Sex more

[Js1 85,346]

18 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

Tom could snort some coke off that ass 

[Radical Larry 28,623]

I would too.

[Katfid54 8,635]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Sex more

Where do I sign?

[Pato del Muerto 52,502]

5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I would too.

I’d also blow some in there Stevie nicks style

[ColeTrickle 12]

Sean Snyder takes the cake for the shittiest candidate yet 

[Bobby_Batronic 1,994]

3 hours ago, cafe society said:

This is the Occam's Razor here.

Okam’s Razor:

Tom Herman being a socially inept dick is the reason talented UT alums have no desire to return to Austin as a coach. 

[campcrunk 2,465]

Current mood:

.gif courtesy of Longhorn Legend Wes Anderson

[campcrunk 2,465]

Yeah, this guy should really help bring some enthusiasm...

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

the pressure to recruit well at Bailor is significantly less than at Texas.

That’s probably the most bizarre spin I’ve seen on this thread full of bizarre spin.

[6th Street 6,411]

10 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Okam’s Razor:

Tom Herman being a socially inept dick is the reason talented UT alums have no desire to return to Austin as a coach. 

Assistant coach at Texas is the CFB equivalent of an NBA 10-day contract

[UncleBuck 6,454]

Assistant coach at Texas is the CFB equivalent of an NBA 10-day contract

Uhm isn't it the opposite with Herman?

[Bobby_Batronic 1,994]

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Assistant coach at Texas is the CFB equivalent of an NBA 10-day contract

I would care if I thought any of this had a chance of working. 

[Huckleberry 32,861]

6 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Uhm isn't it the opposite with Herman?

You're only saying 6th Street is wrong because a 10-day NBA contract is only worth about 45K and guarantees less than two weeks of employment versus an assistant coach position under Herman being worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and a year of employment.

Okay, I see your point. 

[texifornia 56,973]

33 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Tom could snort some coke off that ass 

I mean who wouldn't 

[LTtxfan 49,196]

13 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Yeah, this guy should really help bring some enthusiasm

 

Edited January 17, 2020 by LTtxfan

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

5 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I would care if I thought any of this had a chance of working. 

[campcrunk 2,465]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

 

Does he not look like an aluminum siding salesman from Iowa? Or even some aggy middle manager? Tell me I'm wrong. Please?

[UncleBuck 6,454]

Yeah, this guy should really help bring some enthusiasm...

I just ran through a brick wall

[campcrunk 2,465]

Per 247, Snyder's all time recruiting list is composed of... Evan Curl and Winston Dimel (or, as I refer to them, "who the fuck are those guys?").  He should be an absolutely spectacular asset on the recruiting trail...

https://247sports.com/Coach/Sean-Snyder-1625/

Edited January 17, 2020 by campcrunk

[UncleBuck 6,454]

Per 247, Snyder's all time recruiting list is composed of... Evan Curl and Winston Dimel (or, as I know them, "who the fuck are those guys?")  He should be an absolutely spectacular asset on the recruiting trail...

https://247sports.com/Coach/Sean-Snyder-1625/

Evan and Winston were the only two who appreciated Werther's Originals.

[BrazilHorn 6,609]

Just when i start to feel a tad bit better about direction of program this kind of shit happens. Jesus fuck. 

[Bobby_Batronic 1,994]

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Per 247, Snyder's all time recruiting list is composed of... Evan Curl and Winston Dimel (or, as I refer to them, "who the fuck are those guys?")  He should be an absolutely spectacular asset on the recruiting trail...

https://247sports.com/Coach/Sean-Snyder-1625/

Is one the son of Dana Dimel who happened to be the Co-OC at KSU? Way to go out on a limb for the low hanging fruit their Snyderlet. 

[Atticus 3,973]

Winston Dimel is the son of their then OC Dana Dimel. I dunno who the other guy is.

Woof.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I won't believe Snyder is actually a candidate until two weeks after he's been fired.

[texifornia 56,973]

I feel like we're getting Messingham'd. 

Sort of the higher-end version of Missouri State floating Briles so Petrino looks ok.

[SydneyCarton 48,108]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I feel like we're getting Messingham'd. 

Sort of the higher-end version of Missouri State floating Briles so Petrino looks ok.

Remind me. Did Anwar break messingham?

[Neonmoon 38,129]

I feel like after Herman gets fired, he’s going to say “The Aristocrats”

[BurntOrange&White 39,933]

Will Jason Higdon be doing a tell all piece after the coaching search is completed?

[SydneyCarton 48,108]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I feel like after Herman gets fired, he’s going to say “The Aristocrats”

Funny. I feel like he’s going to tell everyone that will listen what a POS program Texas is and how they thwarted and meddled with him at every fucking turn, taking no responsibility for anything and potentially lying to make himself look like a victim. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,933]

Funny. I feel like he’s going to tell everyone that will listen what a POS program Texas is and how they thwarted and meddled with him at every fucking turn, taking no responsibility for anything and potentially lying to make himself look like a victim. 

Yup.

[Burt Macklin 19,026]

31 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Winston Dimel is the son of their then OC Dana Dimel. I dunno who the other guy is.

Woof.

Probably a nephew on his wife’s side of the family. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,116]

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,116]

Remind me. Did Anwar break messingham?

Fucking chip.

[GreenspointTexas 9,602]

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