2020 Coaching Staff

[dcar00 14132]

2 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

His results at Auburn were often tepid with Malzahn reclaiming playcalling duties more than once, and Dykes has a long history of good offense. They’re meshing the two very well, but I’d like to see Lashlee do it without a superior offensive mind providing him with training wheels. 

Do I have good news for you! he won't have to be without a superior offensive mind at Texas..

[Neonmoon 38129]

Just a guess but is Burton doing the same thing with the OC that Chip did with the DC. 

Not getting [Harrell/Odom], so drop a name [Todd Graham/Major Applewhite] that will allow fans to be okay with [Ash/Lashlee]

 

[UncleBuck 6451]

Just now, satyanash said:

We would indeed be all over Sonny Dykes, but he's not on the market right now. Dykes' QB coaching (he did it with Nick Foles and Jared Goff before) is the key to that offensive turnaround.

From my understanding Lashlee called all of the plays, and I think he did a good job of that. But your point is a fair one, and considered. 

[JBJ 3654]

46 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

It probably won't though. Vaccaro did the same shit and got drafted in the first.

Also, Grant Delpit is probably still first round. 2 missed tackles per game (the way PFF counts a missed tackle - i.e. clearly missed a sure tackle) puts him among the worst tacklers in FBS this year.  Tackling doesn't matter.

Edited December 16, 2019 by JBJ

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

16 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Do I have good news for you! he won't have to be without a superior offensive mind at Texas..

The sad thing is that Herman is a talented OC. He just has no interest in it, and probably does actually struggle with it from the sideline. 

[sunset87 240]

I'm out of the loop, so is Fedora not an option for OC?  I assume that would be the definition of a comfort hire.  Which is why it could likely happen...

On the other hand, he has already worked for/with Herman so he might not want any part of it at this point.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, sunset87 said:

I'm out of the loop, so is Fedora not an option for OC?

You even missed an entire week's worth of "Dude, he was fired" snarky comments. Well done.

[Gil Bang 25906]

 

[DaysOff 7938]

Okay then

[UncleBuck 6451]

Nm

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That settles that. 

[mdmost 42996]

So does this mean, Graham Harrell's not coming?

Edited December 17, 2019 by mdmost

[Teryor 4447]

So all the numbers were complete bullshit, as expected 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Kind of wild that the 9.95ers don’t even have a name to report. 

I’m just going to assume we’re waiting for Kevin Wilson to finish his season before announcing. 

[mdmost 42996]

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

So all the numbers were complete bullshit, as expected 

Was it Chip that was reporting 2 million a year?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

The shitshow is only going to get more comical. I’m ready.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

This place is about to get a whole lot less pleasant. 

[UncleBuck 6451]

This place is about to get a whole lot less pleasant. 

About to be so lit'd


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[UncleBuck 6451]

Kind of wild that the 9.95ers don’t even have a name to report. 
I’m just going to assume we’re waiting for Kevin Wilson to finish his season before announcing. 

Not sure if serious


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[Neonmoon 38129]

I will ask again. When will Lashlee be announced?

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

I’m just going to assume that we’ve already made a hire but are waiting for them to finish their college/NFL season before announcing. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This place is about to get a whole lot less pleasant. 

 

Just now, UncleBuck said:

About to be so lit'd


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[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

I’m just going to assume that we’ve already made a hire but are waiting for them to finish their college/NFL season before announcing. 

Is this performance art?

[Chuckie Finster 22689]

It was obvious that there was some behind the scenes talk with Harrell before the season ended by how quickly his name was floated by every single UT source. The fact that Herman didn’t close here is disastrous.

[Dbeasy 15034]

 

Fuck got damnit. More years of wandering the wilderness.

[Pato del Muerto 52467]

I wonder who will end up having been the number one target all along. Only have to wait until they announce his hiring. 

[texifornia 56801]

Texas fans: THIS DEMONSTRATES WE ARE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND OUR HEAD COACH IS STALIN WITH LESS CHARISMA

Other teams' fans:

 

[trythisathome 971]

Is there another failed former Nebraska OC out there on the market? 

[texifornia 56801]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

It was obvious that there was some behind the scenes talk with Harrell before the season ended by how quickly his name was floated by every single UT source. The fact that Herman didn’t close here is disastrous.

There's other OCs, dude.

A good sign, nah. Disastrous, also nah.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You know, looking back with 20/20 vision, we all really should have been somewhat more alarmed by the fact that our head football coach is such a complete dork.

[UncleBuck 6451]

There's other OCs, dude.
A good sign, nah. Disastrous, also nah.

There was only one.


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[Royalfan5 2353]

1 minute ago, trythisathome said:

Is there another failed former Nebraska OC out there on the market? 

Barney Cotton just had a new heart installed so he should be good to go.

[closetohumping 17429]

God damn it.  Someone other than south Austin’s mom punch me in the scrote please

[HtownHorn 14661]

6 hours ago, Bevo said:

That's what I thought. Apparently, the offense is not outdated like some are stating.

Never mind that Colin Johnson missed almost the entire season. Other than Duvernay, he was the only WR with any kind of consistency. My hope is the new OC will look at Malcolm Epps and move him to the portal or TE.

[Not a Sock 2311]

Is anyone from the history or sociology department currently doing a case study on Belmont? Because you could get a modern day look into the mentality and function of the German High Command in 1944.

Edited December 17, 2019 by Not a Sock

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

There was only one.

[Michael Knight 12975]

So Harrell really was never offered if thats the amount USC got him at. Herman better have a good fucking plan that we're all just too stupid to understand and is super under wraps. Its pretty fucking apparent that the $9.95s have less than 0 clue

[Foosters 17802]

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I’m just going to assume that we’ve already made a hire but are waiting for them to finish their college/NFL season before announcing. 

Madden 2020 dynasty

[dcar00 14132]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder who will end up having been the number one target all along. Only have to wait until they announce his hiring. 

IMO, it has to be Lashlee.  can't have another name roll out and fail again.  he'll agree to whatever Herman wants.

[Bozo_Casanova 26412]

Just a guess but is Burton doing the same thing with the OC that Chip did with the DC. 
Not getting [Harrell/Odom], so drop a name [Todd Graham/Major Applewhite] that will allow fans to be okay with [Ash/Lashlee]
 

I’m hearing good things about Dave Ryder

[Dbeasy 15034]

Camp 3 has just been disbanded and merged firmly into the camp 2 blowhards who hate Herman with a passion.

[Michael Knight 12975]

At this point is Ash even the actual hire at DC has anyone besides Chip or not using Chip as a source confirmed this?

[Tex Long 4381]

How shortsighted of so many. The 4D Grand Master is so far above everyone else that it'll never be believed, until it actually goes down.

Urban is coming. Yes, he is. And he's a three-year Head Football Coach, at 11.7 Megabux per annum. MensaTom is stepping down to OC, and will be both running our incredible new PoweRaid Offense, and getting OJT from The Pope. Following Urban's second national championship, he'll be promoted to Assistant Athletic Director (at UT, not tOSU - he's already Assistant Athletic Director there)., and MensaTom will be back in the Head Coach's office.

 

[Foosters 17802]

3 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Is anyone from the history or sociology department currently doing a case study on Belmont? Because you could get a modern day look into the mentality and function of the German High Command in 1944.

 

[Rip76 4924]

Has Joe Brady signed back with LSU?

[SydneyCarton 48005]

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

So Harrell really was never offered if thats the amount USC got him at. Herman better have a good fucking plan that we're all just too stupid to understand and is super under wraps. Its pretty fucking apparent that the $9.95s have less than 0 clue

Or Harrell took less to stay at USC. Or even more likely, we had agreed to 1.5 and Herman pulled the offer when Harrell tried to pull the trigger. 
 

Occam’s razor says Herman doesn’t have a fucking plan, or if he does he’s executing it to perfection and the plan is I’m The Smartest Man Alive. 

Edited December 17, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[dcar00 14132]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

So Harrell really was never offered if thats the amount USC got him at. Herman better have a good fucking plan that we're all just too stupid to understand and is super under wraps. Its pretty fucking apparent that the $9.95s have less than 0 clue

my guess is our offer was probably 2 years but who knows.  wonder if harrell's contract has some incentives/perks(besides living in SoCal)

[Michael Knight 12975]

Man the next week is gonna suck

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

How long would it take @immamac to put together a UI so that the Surly collective can act as OC?  Herman can just crowdsource the play calls. 

Edited December 17, 2019 by Hiphopopotamos