2020 Coaching Staff

[6th Street 6,693]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Courtney Messingham was 3-19 as a head coach at Upper Iowa.

 

Right in Herman's wheelhouse. 

[Rhinotx 506]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

One year removed from FCS but has spent plenty of time at P5 Iowa St including as their OC.  He’s not a QB coach by trade - we might keep Beck around. 

[immamac 44,414]

I feel like Tom doesn't understand the basic sentiment that the teams that are best in college football don't play college football. They play pro football against college teams without the salaries.

Hiring loser fucking college coordinators isn't going to get Texas to being an elite program. It's going to get the same results as all the other loser tier schools. 

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Messingham seems...very uninspiring


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[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

Seriously - despite 30 years in football - no one has heard of that fucking guy. 

[closetohumping 17,826]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Messingham seems...very uninspiring


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I’d rather have major

[clapclapclap 9,000]

42 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Pro tip. Dick’s and razors don’t mix. Unless you prefer the Hebrew tip. 

That's circumspect advice.

[GreenspointTexas 9,991]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I’d rather have major

Same

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Seriously - despite 30 years in football - no one has heard of that fucking guy. 

I definitely know of the guy, being my #2 college team is NDSU. Just... I don't see it.


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[LTtxfan 50,035]

Have to laugh at how much fun it will be to see Surly meltdown humor for Mensa and a guy named "Courtney Messingham"

[TheMailBox357 213]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Messingham seems...very uninspiring


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Just now, closetohumping said:

I’d rather have major

I said last offseason that Herman should hire Major to replace Beck, but folks negged me for it. If he had did that, Herman wouldn't be in a position that he's coaching for his job next season.

[Chrispy_ 105]

K State was ranked 92nd in total offense, this is so Mensa. 

Edited December 17, 2019 by Chrispy_

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

I’d rather Tim Beck called plays. 

[Royalfan5 2,384]

Why demote Tim Beck to hire Tim Beck with a different name, and without the same defense and special teams structure to surround him?

[General Specific 3,508]

This place is about to get a whole lot less pleasant. 

It’s like Tom just turned it up to 11!!!

Obviously, we didn’t offer Fuck You $!

[BurntOrange&White 42,005]

Lmao hiring major would be a last resort to appease the fan base/alumni. So it’s probably a top priority of Tom

[Rhinotx 506]

Just now, Bevo VIII said:

Lmao hiring major would be a last resort to appease the fan base/alumni. So it’s probably a top priority of Tom

Would it?

[Chuckie Finster 23,095]

If you're looking for a recruiting splash, this is definitely the guy you have to jump all over.

[torre 1,298]

43 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

That’s Cumbie and now Harrell that turned Texas down. I really do think the hatred for Texas runs deep with ex Texas Tech alumni. Real deep. I was surprised at the amount Harrell agreed to. There something else going on there for sure. 

This is very true based on my interaction with Tech associates.

Tadlock  did not accept the baseball offer. 

Edited December 17, 2019 by torre

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

Man the next week is gonna suck

Viewed through the prism of we’re living in a simulation, I think it’s going to be pretty awesome.

[Chrispy_ 105]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

If you're looking for a recruiting splash, this is definitely the guy you have to jump all over.

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

If you're looking for a recruiting splash, this is definitely the guy you have to jump all over.

I refuse to believe this fucking guy is under consideration. 

 

This is all misdirection - Lashlee will be named OC right before NSD1. 

[Fud 9,724]

I don’t think it’s close to a lock that Lashlee would take the job 

[GabrielsHorn 2,248]

If we hire Lashlee or the KSU OC, we might as well start looking at who will be on the 2021 coaching staff.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,436]

28 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Courtney Messingham. I did not hear his name mentioned as a candidate but I need to drum up clicks so I’m making shit up.

Here you fuckers go again. The line gets cast and you bite that hook like it’s prime rib.

[Newy25 7,950]

20 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

One year removed from FCS but has spent plenty of time at P5 Iowa St including as their OC.  He’s not a QB coach by trade - we might keep Beck around. 

This would be the biggest middle finger from Tom Herman yet. Here is a blank check with unlimited funds to go money whip the best coaching staff possible. 

Tom Herman’s response? 

Hold my beer and watch this! 

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14 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

I said last offseason that Herman should hire Major to replace Beck, but folks negged me for it. If he had did that, Herman wouldn't be in a position that he's coaching for his job next season.

 

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Same

I mean his offense was potent at uh.  Not my first choice as I think he’s a choad and I do believe he will get herm fired but I’ll stand by what I said

[OU Sucks 9,405]

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

If you're looking for a recruiting splash, this is definitely the guy you have to jump all over.

He also runs a law firm in his spare time.

[JFKFC 4,978]

Every time I check this thread, I feel worse. 

It won't shock me if I read here tomorrow about a 150% beer tax, Trump being declared Caesar by the Senate and we've hired rehired GD GD.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

2 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Here you fuckers go again. The line gets cast and you bite that hook like it’s prime rib.

Watching you and hippo smugly whistle past the graveyard is one of the more entertaining aspects of this clown show.

[Capn81 397]

At least I will not go into the 2020 season with any sort of enthusiasm.

[BrazilHorn 6,855]

Herman hires that dude I’m officially canceling season tickets. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,436]

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Watching you and hippo smugly whistle past the graveyard is one of the more entertaining aspects of this clown show.

He literally said he had heard anything on this and everyone is freaking out about it as if it’s happening. 
 

Oh, and this outcome has little impact on my life.

Edited December 17, 2019 by Casual Encounter

[Hagbard Celine 11,285]

$1.2m: USC got a discount here, and if GH was really in play, USC would have had to up the ante.  At least $1.7m.  USC did not fear GH actually leaving.  For whatever reason.

Which means that this has been grinding for a week, USC finally put an ultimatum to GH, and voila, he had to sign.   If this was really about who has the keys, it should have broken bad a week ago.

There was something else in play.

[Bobby_Batronic 1,994]

I know this might come as a shock to some, but Major is an extremely average OC. 

[texifornia 59,055]

Beck staying as a QB coach/recruiting guru: Sweet, more than fine with it

Moustacheingham as the OC hire: yeeeeeeesh

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

He literally said he had heard anything on this and everyone is freaking out about it as if it’s happening. 
 

Oh, and this outcome has little impact on my life.

Are you even aware we’re in the midst of a complete shitshow? Honest question...

[HornsOverIthaca 2,339]

You don’t have to cancel your season tickets if you never had them in the first place!  Genius move.

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

Messingham might break me. 

[MontereyMX 955]

All coaching hire talk should move to Lulz.  That's where we are at.  LOL!!

[Podrick's Magic Cock 191]

1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I know this might come as a shock to some, but Major is an extremely average OC. 

[General Specific 3,508]

I feel like Tom doesn't understand the basic sentiment that the teams that are best in college football don't play college football. They play pro football against college teams without the salaries.
Hiring loser fucking college coordinators isn't going to get Texas to being an elite program. It's going to get the same results as all the other loser tier schools. 

At this point, get both of the HC’s from this years high school state champ game. Who ever wins is the OC...

[TheMailBox357 213]

Just now, Bobby_Batronic said:

I know this might come as a shock to some, but Major is an extremely average OC. 

LOL, I've watched so many 2013 UT football highlights over the years because I tuned out CFB that season. I'd take Major based on what I've seen from those highlights

[OU Sucks 9,405]

4 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I know this might come as a shock to some, but Major is an extremely average OC. 

Considering Beck couldn't call plays by himself, any extremely average OC would be an upgrade.

Edited December 17, 2019 by OU Sucks

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,436]

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Are you even aware we’re in the midst of a complete shitshow? Honest question...

Listen DramaColt. This shitshow is mostly brought to you by $9.95ers. We have no idea what’s really going on which leads us to drown in our own imagination. If we choose to...

[DaysOff 8,220]

Courtney Messingham was 3-19 as a head coach at Upper Iowa.

I can't believe there's an Upper Iowa.

[6th Street 6,693]

23 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

If you're looking for a recruiting splash, this is definitely the guy you have to jump all over.

That's the fresh new face of college football right there. Joe Brady 2.0

[Newy25 7,950]

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Listen DramaColt. This shitshow is mostly brought to you by $9.95ers. We have no idea what’s really going on which leads us to drown in our own imagination. If we choose to...

We do know that we hired Ash and did not land our top OC target. This is a full on shit show. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,581]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I thought the whole point of the Qatar campus was to ensure plenty of goats for everyone.

That’s what the cloning program was supposed to be for

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,436]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

We do know that we hired Ash and did not land our top OC target. This is a full on shit show. 

How do we know who our top OC target was/is? Surly’s top target?