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Pato del Muerto

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Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

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14 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

If it’s lyrics you want,

I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
And i know what the ladies like
Need a man that's polite, listens, and takes advice
I could be all three, plus I could lay the pipe
Come wit me, come stay the night
She looked at me laughin' , like boy your game is tight
I'm laughin' back like sho' ya right
Get in the car
And don't touch nothing, sit in the car
Let's discuss something
Either we lovin or I'll see you tomorrow
Now we speeding up the Westside
Hand creepin' up her left side, I'm ready to do it
Ready to bone, ready for dome
55th exit, damn, damn, already we home
Now let's get it on

Just put this in my Apple Music playlist after watching End of Watch... Forgot About that song. Hey Ma

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43 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Reading that rundown on Odom, he seems he would be a great hire.  Instead of trying to out scheme defensively, he just puts the athletes in best positions to succeed.  Also seeing him have no issues to change his defensive front from a 3-4 at memphis to a 4-3 while at mizzu shows that he can adapt unlike our ex DC.

Also, I bet he could bring some good coaches with him because of the potential that he's a HC again in the future.

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Hiphopopotamos

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4 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Also, I bet he could bring some good coaches with him because of the potential that he's a HC again in the future.

Rumor du jour is that Ryan Walters (current DC at Missouri) would come as DB coach.  Also the possibility of bring Brick Haley back as a coach.

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rumor du jour is that Ryan Walters (current DC at Missouri) would come as DB coach.  Also the possibility of bring Brick Haley back as a coach.

So

Odom - DC/LB

Walters - DB coach

Giles - DE coach

Haley - DT coach

Someone else to either split LB or DB duties.

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1 minute ago, 1leggedduck said:

I am hopeful that Mensa will leave us with that just whipped Georgia, National Signing Day feeling, when this is all done. There are a lot of  quality options available. I have decided to glass half full this whole thing. It's making it easier to give a shit about work.

If you keep drinking the top half of the glass, it aids in optimism (provided you are refilling it with the correct liquid).

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1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Reading this thread this morning I'm a bit bummed, it doesn't feel like it will be today. We have 10 days until the first signing day, seems we need a week or so prior to reach out to certain recruits to get them back in the fold/provide some reassurance. Is there a dead period coming up prior to that signing day?

Hello Darkness, my old friend

I’ve come to Surly once again 

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44 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So

Odom - DC/LB

Walters - DB coach

Giles - DE coach

Haley - DT coach

Someone else to either split LB or DB duties.

I like this line up.  5th would want to be a cornerback coach.

Mizzou played a 4-2 Over as a base last year.  Safety hybrids at Nickel.  Multiple looks up front.

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9 minutes ago, Chrispy_ said:

FWIW, Burton is still leaning Ash as the next DC and puts it around 80%, but does mention Odom as a potential hire. He didn’t put any odds on Harrell and in general there seems to be very little to report. 

It seems like there has not been any OC interviews outside of Harrell and a sideline meeting with Lashlee which may have been just a coincidence. I think it looks good for Harrell to have agreed. I would think that if Harrell said that he wanted to wait on an HC position that we would be out there interviewing other coaches as backups. 

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1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:


 

 


Anybody have any info on this?


(+Rep for spinal tap reference, which is fitting for the shit sandwich this thread has become)
 

 

His chola fits him like a flesh tuxedo 

Vic likes to sink her with his pink torpedo ...

His love gun’s loaded and she’s in his sights 

Big game’s waiting there inside her tights 

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DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I expect we're about to boost these averages:

 

i'd like to think if we're taking Ash, and assuming there isn't much in the way of a bidding war occurring for his services, we aren't going to help set market rates for DCs...but who knows.

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7 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’d like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize for my role in this current flood of shitposting. I’m putting myself in timeout (unless something interesting happens) for 20 Planck time units.

That's less meaningful than a Chip Brown update. Well done.

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El Squared

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11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That's less meaningful than a Chip Brown update. Well done.

I had a delayed epiphany about how Chip Brown got his name.

It's not a song, but..

It came to me as I was taking a large post weekend dump: He is the piece of shit that sticks stubbornly to the porcelain commode and won't go away despite multiple flushes and additional targeted deposits of piss and crap. 

Slow day for news....

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