2020 Coaching Staff

[TexasRenegade 2610]

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Odom may not have Ryan Walters with him??

Missouri: Source tells FootballScoop Drink has offered to retain several of Barry Odom’s staff. We are told defensive line coach Brick Haley, DC/safeties coach Ryan Walters and defensive backs coach David Gibbs are all expected to remain on staff at this time.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/mizzou-football/3-missouri-defensive-assistants-to-reportedly-stay-on-staff-under-eli-drinkwitz/

Key info there is "at this time"  as In they haven't been fired yet and aren't going to quit jobs until they have someplace new to go.

[SydneyCarton 49326]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Another interesting Mizzu note:

Missouri: At his presser, Eli Drinkwitz notes that he will serve as offensive coordinator and play caller, and that he will also have a special teams coordinator that exclusively coordinates the special teams units.

I don't believe it. Calling plays and being a head coach is really, really....really really really hard, guys. 

[SydneyCarton 49326]

3 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

wouldn't say he had a great season...nevertheless, from all accounts he was an absolute horse's ass while on staff at LSU.  damn near everybody hated him.

 

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Well he stood up to Orgeron and look where that got him.

 

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You've overstating how he did at LSU.  He was basically publicly castrated by Orgeron a game or two into the 2017 season

I mean. Now I really, really, really want him to be the OC at Texas. Is that wrong?

[Katfid54 9005]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

 

I mean. Now I really, really, really want him to be the OC at Texas. Is that wrong?

[SydneyCarton 49326]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

[Pogo 286]

I'm guessing Canada had more to do with what went down at Maryland than we think.  That would explain his lack of employment.

[Katfid54 9005]

1 minute ago, Pogo said:

I'm guessing Canada had more to do with what went down at Maryland than we think.  That would explain his lack of employment.

D.J. Durkin is employed.

[Orange&White 5563]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Carlin's a Genius...

 

Carlin is a genius, but my quote was actually from the late 80's rapper, Too Short, from his song "Cusswords".

 

 

Edited December 10, 2019 by Orange&White
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[Digdogger 1345]

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Matt Canada. There's a guy I really struggle to understand why he's not employed. He must have worse halitosis than Matt Rhule and have a history of creepily watching his players shower. Does anyone have any insight as to why this guy can't keep a job? He was good a Pitt, had a great season at LSU, and was pretty good all things considered at Maryland. 

Everyone assumes he's related to Ron Mexico

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

15 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

wouldn't say he had a great season...nevertheless, from all accounts he was an absolute horse's ass while on staff at LSU.  damn near everybody hated him.

Y’all want me to go ahead and get a Fire Matt Canada thread up?

[Chopper 17429]

50 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

South Austin's mother is a whore

Am I doing this right?

No, you're not doing it right. You've implied there's something wrong with South Austin's mom being a whore. GTFO if you can't appreciate her whore-ness, or anyone else's for that matter.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

41 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

News that could effect our OC/DC search:

 

 

He'll bring his own DC/OC?

[Pogo 286]

20 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

D.J. Durkin is employed.

Technically, yes.  He's definitely not in charge of any players.

Edited December 10, 2019 by Pogo

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

I have this weird feeling we’re going to screw this up.

[SomeoneYouKnow 72]

15 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I have this weird feeling we’re going to screw this up.
 

That's not weird. What would be weird would be thinking we weren't going to screw this up.

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

Funny how other programs are getting their people and putting the news out there. While we are waiting for Mensa’s next 3D chess move. 

[trythisathome 980]

What's a realistic but ambitious page count we can aspire to reach for this thread? 200? 

[mdleast 8491]

long game...

[Ricky Butler 2790]

4 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

Funny how other programs are getting their people and putting the news out there. While we are waiting for Mensa’s next 3D chess move. 

When you're in a hurry, you end up with Georgia's offensive line coach as your HC.

[Minor Orangeblack 112]

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

When you're in a hurry, you end up with Georgia's offensive line coach as your HC.

Or Cougar High’s grill wearing unproven HC

[texifornia 58787]

13 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

Funny how other programs are getting their people and putting the news out there. While we are waiting for Mensa’s next 3D chess move. 

You shouldn't rate hires by how fast they happen, bud.

Edited December 10, 2019 by texifornia

[TreatyOak 17199]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Last I heard, your mom was on there right beyond South Austin's.

 FYI, she was on the UT campus last week.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You shouldn't rate hires by how fast they happen, bud.

Right, I mean look how fast we hired Herman.

[Ricky Butler 2790]

9 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

Or Cougar High’s grill wearing unproven HC

No it would be like if we tried to hire Herman and then Matt Rhule and then Scott Frost, but then we settled for Herb Hand as HC.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Right, I mean look how fast we hired Herman.

He was close to inking a deal with LSU!

man, that was such an awesome night.

[Ricky Butler 2790]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You shouldn't rate hires by how fast they happen, bud.

I don't get it. It's not like we're losing recruits. We should wait on good candidates because we're going to have to live with it next season.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

I don't get it. It's not like we're losing recruits. We should wait on good candidates because we're going to have to live with it next season.

It seems like the reason we haven’t announced any hirings is because the guys we’re after are up for Head Coaching jobs. Thats a good thing, no?

[Ricky Butler 2790]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

It seems like the reason we haven’t announced any hirings is because the guys we’re after are up for Head Coaching jobs. Thats a good thing, no?

Exactly.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

It seems like the reason we haven’t announced any hirings is because the guys we’re after are up for Head Coaching jobs. Thats a good thing, no?

Only if they don't get them.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

3 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Exactly.

and now we wait and pray they don't end up taking coordinator positions elsewhere.

[jinx 2636]

27 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

What's a realistic but ambitious page count we can aspire to reach for this thread? 200? 

Considering we will likely be talking about firing them all this time next year, I think 200 is more of a floor than a ceiling.

[Ricky Butler 2790]

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

and now we wait and pray they don't end up taking coordinator positions elsewhere.

We can't complain about not making good hires and then complain about not settling on lesser hires soon enough. Keep your chin up and have some self-confidence.

[MoJames 8258]

We don't have to worry about Murray State's open HC spot anymore it appears.

https://footballscoop.com/news/sources-dean-hood-to-be-next-head-coach-at-murray-state/

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Just now, Ricky Butler said:

We can't complain about not making good hires and then complain about not settling on lesser hires soon enough. Keep your chin up and have some self-confidence.

oh i definitely agree. shoot for the moon and make the pitch for why this opp is the best one for the best candidate(s). 

[jet black 301]

So uh, any new corches belong to us yet?

[texifornia 58787]

1 minute ago, jet black said:

So uh, any new corches belong to us yet?

No

[Zharkov 295]

31 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 FYI, she was on the UT campus last week.

What's she doing with her right hand? 

Actually, nevermind. I got it all figured out... 🤤

[bigcigar 1224]

So are we going to have to resort to 2019’s Sterlin Gilbert? 

[LTtxfan 49911]

37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You shouldn't rate hires by how fast they happen, bud.

 

^^^ THIS         (YESSIRRR!!!)

 

[Newy25 7894]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

^^^ THIS         (YESSIRRR!!!)

 

Who the fuck is that 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

torbush, arkansas.

hired a dude that has never been more than a positional coach.

wow.

[Newy25 7894]

I am just assuming they are trying to save money. That’s a fucking awful hire. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I am just assuming they are trying to save money. That’s a fucking awful hire. 

Jerrah won't have any $ left over after he has to pay to get Riley away from OU

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

9 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I am just assuming they are trying to save money. That’s a fucking awful hire. 

They are looking at LSU’s goofy ass coach and trying to follow their path to success.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

This is fucking bananas.  

 

[JOSEYWALES66 1850]

Unless there is something he is trying to escape from in Baton Rouge, that move seems idiotic. 
 

And even if he does want out, there were better jobs than UNLV available. 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Are we going to have to compete agAinst LSU for DC?

Do they have an internal candidate to replace him?

[Longhornlove 5137]

No way I'm leaving LSU DC for HC UNLV, that is a demotion. Will have NFL there next year. People there could care less about UNLV now.

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Unless there is something he is trying to escape from in Baton Rouge, that move seems idiotic. 
 

And even if he does want out, there were better jobs than UNLV available. 

I can’t believe that UNLV is the best offer he’s gotten. I know LSU is a shit-hole, but he couldn’t stick it out one more season?

[Vertigo 20461]

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is fucking bananas.  

 

If Orgeron got a hit of the air raid heroin this year and wants to go all in, that is going to affect the defense long term similar to how it did this year. That would make Aranda's star tarnish a bit, so now might be as good a time as any for him. 

Edited December 10, 2019 by Vertigo